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Is a sleaze bag who likes hookers!

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What does chicken man mean he's never seen this working title - excuse me! My mother is an Executive PA and Office Manager and has been in serval countries for years. She's on around 14,000 per month for the present company. It's a very demanding job and quite frankly most large companies couldn't d...

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Well I've seen Muslim couples here in local dress woalking around holding hands, and I think it's lovely to see! The couple on the right show no affection for one another at all, even their body language is closed and they sit far apart. The image of the couple on the left is really nice, they could...

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erm does anyone here actually fly planes? You could actually basically take over the controls of a Boeing in flight after some lessons in a Cessna and some simulator training as the controls are pretty similar, it's the Airbus and it's 'fly by wire' or joystick controls that are totally different, h...

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I like friends with benefits

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Inshallah is used and abused here, it's terrible and the worst one is 'Buccora (?) Inshallah' - tomorrow god willing. I always say the word is not in my vocabulary give me either a 'Nam' or 'La' - Yes or no, but no Inshallah.

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Yes! I wanna hear a yes or no, not a maybe if I'n feeling like it. Don't giv me any damn excuses matey - blah!

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Screw it, it's the holiday season, stuff your face and worry about it in the new year - hehe.

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oh just go onto face book and add the are you interested, flit, hot or not etc applications.

It's stupid.

There's no way you'd get me to go on a blind date though.

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It's personal choice but I'd rather have someone with experience, who wants a life of bad s.e.x! The whole bed sheet thing is a load of old rubbish, women who're virgins don't necessarily bleed the first time they make love. If you're into sports and other activities your hymen can break at anytime,...

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That's a personal question DK, one which I'm not going to answer. Lets just say that there are some guys who don't have a clue which buttons to press.

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It's just used and abused here to the point of being ridiculous. God has nothing to do with it, you either do something because you can or are able, an if youcan't then it's your own damn fault. And never mind a princess slap, and almighty b*tch slap would follow which 'Inshallah' would knock some s...

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Yep unfortunately once you've ben deported and black listed that's it, there is no return.

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Because Etisashat are useless and they block loads of stuff just for the heck of it. You can get sites unblocked by telling them there is no reason to block it and they will have a look and make a decision.

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I must admit I hd a good old laugh, thought it was hilarious!

You have to take the good with the bad.

UAEdude do you have a sense of humour at all, or has that been by-passed?

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Oh wait the PC brigade will have you for that. You have to say Seasons Greetings or Happy Holidays now.

PC losers - bah humbug!

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25 for me!

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urgh urgh urgh pfffff

Ate too muh food, feel fat, nee sleep

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Bentoya in Shk Zayed road is the best, I love it.

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What a loser!

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Then you take him to the rlevant authorities, they don't stand for this, his company will get a fine and their trade licence will be revoked. Report the company.

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Hi All,

I hope you have a fantastic New Year whatever you're doing.

May 2008 bring you everything you hope and wish for.

Much love,

Choco xxx

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And? A company I know got done in Abu Dhabi for the same things, the authorities are getting sick of companies acting in such a way, they throw the book at them now.

Threaten them with a tribunal.

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Instead of buying a pure breed, why don't you take a wander to K9 friends and give one of the hundred homeless dogs that have been cruely thrown out on the street a nice home.

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Expats can purchase property which then allows them to 'apply' for a residency visa, but there's no guarantee that it will be issued. You cannot work on a residency visa. But this is not citizenship and can be revoked at anytime. If you require some more information I can give you the full lowdown i...

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What a narrow minded moron. I'm with you Ian and Kanelli.

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Well you can do lots of online stuff with etisalat by going to:

www.e4me.ae

I don't buy cards anymore, just pay to top up on my credit card.

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Put on my wellie boots and go jump in all the puddles - splosh splosh - weeeeeeee!

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All this for that doughnut - pfffff!

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No, no snow in Dubai. Although with the snow in Saudi apparently some religious freaks commited suicide as they thought it was the sign of the end of the world.

Nope just global warming.

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