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Well done dude.

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Jamal, Is that from experience? You dirty mofo!

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Will there be cucumber sandwiches and cake?

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I know you're the wrong side of Oman for this, but if you get the chance to take a weekend drive, head to Khasab in the Musandam. Just drive up through the border controls through RAK. It's beautiful up there. Stay at the Golden Tulip Hotel and take the full day Dhow cruise, where you'll do some sno...

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Weird, but why not I guess, when everyone else has the freedom to practice. So long as you're not gay, that's alright then I guess.

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Hurragh! At last something to liven up the dull game.

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Not really a sarcastic statment, as people from all religious backgrounds are free to serve the country in the Navy, forces or whatever, but of course homos.e.xuality is still a big no no.

What next? A witch doctor playing with voodoo dolls.

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So long as someone actually knows how to make a decent cuppa. Long life milk and crappy weak teabags are a no no.

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That;s pretty sick dude.

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Yes I got it, I'm not a total dumbo.

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There are two days in every week about which we should not worry. Two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is YESTERDAY with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders. Its aches and pains. YESTERDAY has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in...

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I'm glad you like it. It was sent to me last night by one of my best friends who is a cancer survivor. His whole attitude to lvie has changed and now he makes the most of absolutely everything. He reads this everyday and just takes things as they come. Sadly the type of cancer he had has a 75% chanc...

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Nick, I'd probably make more sense talking Swaihili round here sometimes to be honest.

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None because shisha and smoking is bad for you.

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That would explain it then, he's distrustful from the word go - not a good situation to be in, if he's like this already, he may never be able to trust anyone fully. You shouldn't be pressured into giving him all the details of your previous relationships, the important ones maybe, but flings, there...

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I have to keep up the anti-smoking vibe that's been going around here of late. Ban smoking and smoking related topics! That's what I say.

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Have you seen most of the French policies towards muslims in the last year or so? That would explain why. Chirac is a nutter.

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Shisha is ten times worse my friend, you spend half an hour or so smoking a shisha and you might as well smoke a whole packet of fags.

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*faints* OMG, a sensible post from Jamal with no foul language. Wait 'hello, hello, can you please bring back the real Jamal?'.

Nice one none-the-less.

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JUmanji dontya argue with our resident Antismoking campaign director, shes trying to help us all smokers quit. In between choco one of the forumers on here has introduced me to shisha, for a year i was away from it but now i have tasted it :( Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Who was it?! I demand to know, s...

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Er ok, we're glad, you're glad you're a man!

See I always knew it.

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Nah your butts probably a bit hairy to be honest, more like in need of a good waxing!

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Ah Yshimy, take no notice. Actually I think this is a pretty irresponsible thread because without the height to go with the weight, and without knowing someones body type, it's impossible to say whether someone is a healthy weight or not. I will say that some of the lower weights seem pretty low to ...

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Can't be botherd it's too long and why have you posted in a gazillion times.

Finger stuck on the send button is it

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Sado, ok so now you're glad you're a man who's pretending to be a woman, ok we get it.

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The height/weight ratio or BMI (Body Mass Index) varies from person to person, it's a rough indicator but it does take into account that some people can be a larger or smaller body frame. For example I'm 5ft 5 and 54kgs which gives me a BMI of 20.3, which is slap, bang in the middle of the normal we...

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Oh you're so clever B, you actually learned how to use the copy/paste controls on your pc.

Your page alignment however sucks.

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Your embassy should be able to give you that information.

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Also I've never been to cyclone, couldn't even tell you where it is. I thought that would be more your hang out kinda place, or do they only let real women in there and not men in drag.

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