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Mousse T vs Hot N Juicy - Horny

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Don't have to worry about that, those that can't hack it, quit anyway.

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And the reply would be..'No I don't...Should I?'

I hate people that do that, who cares who you are. It doesn't give people the right to still act like assholes!

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Landlords - don't you just hate them.

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The version that got banned? Can't remember that either.

Ying Yang Twins - Shake it like a salt shaker

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The trouble is they're recruiting and training so many crew at once, it's hard for them to keep up.

Anyway I just don't go to the UK anymore, so no worries there. Everywhere else I've been it's very good.

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The original version of French Kiss, if it's the same song we're talking about here, was banned from radio play when it was released because at the time, the orgasmic noises the woman made were deemed unsuitable. Now you can bang away on any old track and no-one gives a hoot.

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I'm posting just so kitty can save the puppy from getting squished by BA! He ain't no crazy foo!

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Salt n' Pepa - Lets talk about s.e.x
George Michael - I want your s.e.x
Tom Jones - You s.e.xy thing
Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
Justin Timberlake - S.e.xy Back

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The trouble is they're recruiting and training so many crew at once, it's hard for them to keep up. Anyway I just don't go to the UK anymore, so no worries there. Everywhere else I've been it's very good. Have you given up all hope on the little island to the north west of Europe? In a word 'yes'.

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Bentoya for Sushi. Behind the Sketchers building on Shk Zayed Road.

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T'Pau - S.e.x Talk
Prince - S.e.xy MF
Air - S.e.xy Boy
T-Spoon - S.e.x on the beach
Lynden David Hall - S.e.xy Cinderella
Tom Jones & Mousse T - S.e.xbomb
Mint Royale - S.e.xiest man in Jamaica
Ne-Yo - S.e.xy Love

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OMG - When will guys ever learn that cheap chat up lines like these NEVER WORK!!!

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Personally, I never understand people carrying large amounts of cash around, it's silly and then people wonder why it gets stolen.

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It's not worth it, if they're being dicks, just whip out your digital camera, put it on video record moe and record them being morons and take it to the police station. They can't argue with video footage can they!

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For the millionth time - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!!!!!

The best chat up line I ever used on a guy was:

'Nice bum, mind if I cop a feel?' - works everytime.

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Poof! Freza got so uptight she morphed into a Smurf! Cool! Kanelli is right when she says that no-one criticises Arab media, many of the media resources are a joke. Take the UAE for example, many of the daily papers are not allowed to write negative things about the country, they always have to port...

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Even so, you then make the decision to be muslim or not, you can't half belong to a religion, that makes no sense.

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UP Tower looks like it has a giant Iced Gem on the top of it. The there's the building the other side of Shk Zayed road with the weird square on top, which looks like it's trying to be the evil eye from the Lord of the Rings.

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Why why why!!!

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Society/10062701.html

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Just been chatting to one of my friends online, who's told me that in Washington, people with placards showing the Burj Dubai and the Palm Islands and the workers were prtesting in the street. He tried to send me some links, but of course they were all blocked. But how funny! Man this place needs so...

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Just got back from my vets to get my little tinkas booster jabs done, and he warned me about letting my cat out at the moment, as there's a really nasty cat virus going around.

So if you're a cat owner, who's moggy like to go for a wander, just try and keep a close eye on them and their health.

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NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No Big Ben!

Going off slightly on a tangent, has anyone else noticed that the Shangri-La looks like the spooky big building from Ghost Busters?

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Wow, you know what I hate to say it, but some of you guys are unbelievable! Yes, of course there is immigrant workers in most countries, getting less than the minimum wage, however I doubt to such a scale that there is in the UAE. I am really, really surprised that after other threads where everyone...

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Er I can't really believe that TV executives thought this would be a good idea.

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,19855,00.html

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le-serpent-rouge wrote:I hate people that do that, who cares who you are. It doesn't give people the right to still act like assholes!

the remark of a no mark/loser get on your knees princess

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In light of that remark - Do You know who YOU'RE talking to?

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The human being is the worst species in the animal kindom, it's amazing what people think they have the right to do.

I want to open a human zoo, and put all these morons in it.

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Probably:

Ne-Yo - S.e.xy Love

Great tune.

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Tell me about it. Obviously many of these women never heard the phrase 'Less is more!', or that the 'natural look' is in.

Many of them look like they're auditioning for the local circus clown role.

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There is no door-to-door postal system here, it is all done by PO Box addresses. Courier companies will of course deliver straight to the office or home, you have to give them the specific address in that case.

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This makes me sooo mad! Hyena's for sale in Sharjah!

Americans protest against UAE's slave labour

Cat owners, be careful if you let your moggy out

Survivor - Segregation Islands - unbelievable

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