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HP, careful, if you start smiling the wind might change and you'll be stuck looking like Wallce the little animated dude. Either that or your face will crack.

IS that really you in the pictures?

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True it's a tragedy, but it's still very funny.

Sadly they'll probably just lock him away in a mental home and forget about him.

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No chance as I'll blow my cover - kekekeke!

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Apparently the diving in Jordan is amazing, also Egypt.

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As Manuel would say - 'ke'?

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Really? Cool, I didn't notice.

Thanks

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Just because someone has an education, doesn't necessarily mean they'll be any less a moron.

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Ahahaha, no but it's true. In actually fact some people can be even bigger a**holes. Becaue they think they're 'all that' and if you don't come upto their expectations, then adios amigo!

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That's hilarious!!!!

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Er and when exactly did I say that what the Dutch are allowing was acceptable? I didnt I said it was sick! And I don't understand why anyone would do that in the first place. I was merely expanding on OC's point. And these things still do happen in some countries. Yes it's on the decline which is tr...

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Ah you boys and your delusions of grandeur. We all know it;s the girls who;re the true DFM. You are just the minions, mere putty in our hands.

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Er that's why it's hilarious! Because the Maltese obviously cannot understand the Italiano and so misunderstand what he says.

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Come on, everyone knows we're the brains and you guys are the hired help, I mean muscle.

Now be quiet do as your told and go get me some chocolate. Plus 40% from your PSP shipments.

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And did I ever say I wasn't aware of those things? No I did not! So leave it and get back to the point in hand.

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Oh really? And who says girls can't muscle in on your little scams?

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Okdokey.

It's like the French policeman in the series Allo Allo he was a constant source of entertainment as everything he said in his think accent came across as rude.

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'I was pissing by the door!'

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There would be lots of perks involved.

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Neither. But I'm well connected and lets just say there is much fun to be had.

Arnie, don't be sore. Come on there's enough to go around. After all sometimes the girly touch can get you further than the bull in a china shop approach.

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'God Moaning. The resist-once have accqo-aired a bum. They are going to ex-plod the whaleway brodge.' 'I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.' 'My lips are soiled.' Officer Crabtree, don't you just love him?

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It's a short term offer, so have a think about it boys.

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Come on Arnie, you know how about town I am. Just imagine jumping on the bandwagon of all the best things happening, both good and bad.

Anyway it's a short term offer.

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Ok then fine. We'll just have to start the DFFM (Dubai Forum Female Mafia) if you guys think you can stand the competition.

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Man that sure is ugly.

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Cool, so they've just changed it then. To be part of the PETS scheme, I think your animal has to have all it's jabs upto date and a pet passport. Dr Matts, has changed name to the Desert Vetinary Clinic and yes he's very good. Dubai Kennels and Cattery also arrange transport into and out of the UAE ...

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I don't think people should be allowed to smoke in any public places. I mean in some of the malls there are designated smoknig areas, but people selfishly refuse to stick to them. I hate the people who wander round the malls with a cigarette in their hand, I've been burnt several times by these inco...

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Yes you can be fined for using a mobile whilst driving, but it's very rarely enforced.

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It's got nothing to do with the Government having control on your life. It's to do with smokers not being selfish and threatening the lives of others who choose not to smoke. Plus the using malls as entertainment doesn't wash with me either, what you can't even go for a couple of hours without killi...

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Er I'm a girly.

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What annoys me about DEWA is the oiks that constantly push in and they've done away with the ladies counters - boooooo!

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