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Well sorry for making a typo! Corrected! Yeah poaching is terrible too and needs to be stamped out! Sadly many species have been hunted to the brink of exstinction thanks to mans greed and wanting to have trophies or the animal part industry in countries like China. Man needs to start realising that...

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Yep I totally agree.

I'll PM the details to you later today.

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It has nothing to do with being down trodden at all what a ridiculous thing to say! If you don't like something about yourself, there exists methods to improve things today, but you have to bear in mind that with all surgery comes risk, the outcomes are not always guaranteed and very often people ha...

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Nice one Kanelli. Yes it's true that many expats bring animals into the country but when they want to leave and find out the cost of transporting the animal then the possibility of having it in quarantine for 6 months puts them off, very sad - an animal is for life! Not just for however long it's co...

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A pun of what? There's no pun in there - sorry! You'll have to explain it for us thickos around here!

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Hmmm I'd like to know this too.

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Yeah like a piece of lousey paper means so much - no thanks.

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Lame!

Plus excuse me but why Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy?

It takes two you know, what like guys can't take responsibility for carrying condoms - give me a break!

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Well I already have one of those thanks. I kept it as it's my only piece of bling - plus I designed my ring so it's means a bit more. And no I never made it down the isle I kicked out the guy as he turned out to be a nut job - I can't half pick em!

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Ok ok ok, but it's un-PC!

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That's still not a pun I'm afraid.

A pun would be 'A friend had a breast enlargement which certainly 'lifted' the spirits of all her friends'.

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Oh piss off you loser!

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A bit of a looney Arnie, plus he had a gmabling problem and kinda spent all the cash and got tired of him staying out drinking - so I said seeeeeeyyyyaaaaaaaa! Actually I was pretty harsh I packed I what I could of his stuff into 3 suitcases took them to his work and dumped them outside. THe had all...

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Nope and then I had great pleasure in blowing up his computer at the dump!

Weel you know when someone takes you for 4,500 pounds you get a bit annoyed. Thank god the house was in my name - that's all I can say.

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Hey I never hurt animals! Actually no Arnie, you know it was a spur of the moment thing when I'd just had enough. Plus the guy owed lots of people money and I couldn't stand it when I heard he was taking money off our friends then giving them rubber cheques! Not good!

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Well if you insist on calling people awful names you'll get nothing but insults from me. And for your info I'm thinner and in better shape than you could ever hope to be in. Your car suspension is probably on the floor from carrying the weight of your fat arse around. When you go over a speed bump, ...

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Waf, a girl can only take so much you know. When pushed, we push back and hard. Men will never underdstand that it's not a good idea to annoy girls, we go PSYCHO all over you!

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Just because I never bothered to change the setting, that's all.

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About 6 years ago now. Trust me I'm over it, the only thing that annoys me is that I'll never see the money again that's all.

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Indeed, because I'm sorry but 'down trodden' was not a pun. And maybe you should pick up a copy of the Dictionary next time, instead of a Thesaurus?

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OK troll food taken away. Actually I know a great deal about cars thanks very much. Just because one is of the fair, and much better gender I might add, doesn't mean we don't know anything technical or mechanical. It is certainly not reserved for men. I could recondition your conked out engine any d...

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What about them. They don't break that easily you know!

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Ajoy, first of all I'm not a bloke. Second a dictionary gives explanations of words, a thesaurus gives alternative words with the same meaning. So in this case a dictionary would be a the more appropriate tool. I'm not taking things seriously. It wasn't funny, it wasn't a pun, it might be 'old skool...

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Darts - oh one hundred and eighty! Big beer bellied blokes always play darts. Curling - hehehe it's quite funny really especially the sweeper. Snooker is also uber boring. However I think the most fun sports are the annual bog snorkelling race and the man vs horse race, where last year belive it or ...

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Kanelli, cats and dogs llearn to get along. There's only 6 months between my two and I've had them both since 8 weeks old. When I brought the kitten home you should have seen the way he reacted to the dog, it was so funny, like a cartoon cat standing up on his claws, fur all on end trying to make hi...

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Liban, they were only my back around my bra line if you must know!!! I can see the for and against. But there are less invasive surgeries now and there are better things than Botox as well, some people totally overdo that. Interestingly enough 'cellulite' was 'invented' by the cosmetic industry as a...

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Anyone hear about the latest development in sugery to keep boobs uplifted? A surgeon in Brussels has started using a titanium 'shelve' which sort of cups the existing breast. It's bolted onto the rib cage and apparently he's had good results so far. Although kinda weird, when you're dead and buried ...

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To be honest I've never had an issue moving my animals around. With cats they say you should keep them in for 4-6 weeks in the new house so it becomes scented and they know where home is. My cat's never been a roamer, he's too fat an lazy for that, the end of the road is as far as he gets before his...

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Oh really?! Well you'll be laughing on the other side of your face then!

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Yep it's true to say that drivers don't consider bikes and never look out for them. Plus with the high powered sports bikes, there have been a spate of thefts of them recently, loads have been stolen, plus insurance companies won't insure them against theft. The bike couriers and delivery guys are n...

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