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Oh Sh**, ducks and runs for cover!

No seriously, Liban I hope you had a fab time and Mrs Liban is well.

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No worries. Sadly we're reknowned for our toilet humour. Plus the sad fact is I know so many guys that actually are like this.

Fayz, doesn't that chaff! Yow! Just please oh please never go commando wearing shorts, seeing a ball to the left and a ball to the right with a snake poking ain't nice!

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Intimacy, I'm not going into the whole Palestinian/Israeli thing, they both have a right to be there, it's home land for both, the issue is they should live together in peace, at the moment it's a never ending issue and I wish you'd stop using it all the time. There is no right from either side righ...

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Sniper, you deserve to messed all over from a great height.

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Okay okay okay, point taken, chill dude. It was only because you seem to be flaming in threads where people were having a decent discussion and that was ticking me off.

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Intimacy, you make good valid points most of the time, but what I don't understand is why you find it so hard to belive so things and keep banging on with the same arguments without looking at the possibility that there might be other truths. That was all. Liban, I suggest you look at others who're ...

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Well I stand corrected. Nice one.

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Thanks Sniper. And I personally was appalled at the way Tony friggin' Blair got into bed with Bush and started this whole fiasco. It's shameful and the majority of British people also feel the same way, so stop having a go!

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Well thank you, I think, but yes I agree with you.

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PMSL!!!!

Hey Sniper, I think you'll find most women probably use fresh kecks more than once a day.

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What Sniper, what now what did I do apart from say thanks, geez damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts....

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Not only that, another man was also killed last week. Ben Mulligan, who was well known in Dubai was killed when the car he was travelling in ran out of petrol. He got out to push it along Shk Zayed road, but a drunk, speeding Bulgarian rammed straight into the back of the car as he pushed it and kil...

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Shaf, you can go and watch from the public grandstand for free.

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Ok then here's one for you! I was driving home last night and 3 'Locals' were hairing down the road weaving in and out and undertook me doing crazy speeds, I'm just coming up to a junction to turn left hence being in the left lane. And the moron cuts past me and slams on the brakes as the light turn...

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HP, For goodness sake get a life! I wasn't aiming at putting Muslims or Islam down at all. You're typical in your judgmental and preconceived ideas of people in this forum to think that. Mearly the point is, it's this mans choice. No man has any right to persecute him for his decisions or choices. A...

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I like the MSN Spaces, really easy to use, you just send people the link to yuor page.

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Meeting people on the net can always be risky. But one of my best friends met his current girlfriend chatting online.

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So are you now saying that its okay for the Bulgarian guy to only get 2 years?! If it was a local guy who got 2 years for driving drunk and killing a guy, you would all be up in arms tearing your hair out over it! Please explain................ :roll: Of course it's not OK for ANYONE to get just tw...

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The majority of expats in the UAE are not from Western countries so to say that they're all bad is flawed. Of course you're going to get bad drivers from everywhere across the globe, and I find it sad when people who've taken rigorous tests and come from countries with strict laws let their driving ...

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EEEEWWWWWW!

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Yeah I know, and I'm even more amused by the news Jacko is now in the gym doing mega press ups and push ups everyday in a big to bulk up. LOL can you imagine!

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F*** buddy!

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I think with the car it'll be the same issue I had, as I have an Abu Dhabi visa, but wanted a Dubai driving licence, what a nightmare that was to get it. If you have a Sharjah visa and live in Sharjah you will have to get a Sharjah driving licence, which means you can only buy a car there - as far a...

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Oh haha Sniper you're so funny - NOT!

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Wow Fayz, chill pill dude. Sniper and Kit, I have to respectfully disagree with you. A car is certainly not a car. I drive a small 4x4 but when I put it in for a service I borrow my dad's little Mazda, and boy do I notice the difference! You get bullied, pushed around, cut up, people think that beca...

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I do understand your point. But the problem is many people get sick and tired of the local attitude of it's their country they can do what they like. SO it's OK to drive like a loon and put others lives at risk, honestly it's like to many people here life has no value and that's the frightening thin...

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Take a trip to the hole in the wall in Ajman or the Barracuda in Umm Al Quain, there's always locals in there and they don't bat an eyelid.

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Actually mI'm not sorry about the rant, I'm really frustrated because one of my mates is hurting and upset and traumatised and there's absolutely nothing I can do to help - it's a horrid feeling. Plus I had to watch my boss end up in floods of tears during his show as he talked about Ben, whom he kn...

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No girl wants to be spoken to like a guy.

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