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Bethsmum

I like to leave an impression Dillon. I see you're a strictly one on one rabbit. That'll do nicely sir.

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Of course you can, who wants romance to spoil a good laugh? I have a really good laugh with at least 5 men I work with but wouldn't dream of taking it further, it would just spoil things. I couldn't look at them in the same light if I'd seen them from an odd angle.

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drewpeacock wrote:Was that the one Garry Glitter was in?

Oh shees 11

Jeez Drew It's simply ages since I've heard a GG joke!

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Drewpy, the name does not do him justice.

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Imagination is a wonderful thing Drew.

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Aye, it's bloody cold up here.

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Oh yes, I forgot, we're on our best behaviour!

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Now this is being taken out of context Knight. Please don't think I'm suggesting for one minute a 3 in a bed situation. That would only arise with BM if it included David beckham.

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And all because DP wants his toys in the middle. On hind sight I bet he didn't mean cuddly toys anyway. My mistake and apologies to Dillon for the doubt that knight has cast on his manhood. A bigger insult you couldn't get in his neck of the woods.

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Ah Ha a typical man! I note the phrase 'where the males outnumber the females of course'.

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Can talk the talk

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An ex boyfriend once whispered to me that his c*ck was like a computer. OOH says BM, lots of RAM and hard drive? No says he, microsoft with a virus.

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Has intelligence.

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And they say romance is dead.

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As you appear to be an arse, we should get on well then.

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Has a fascination with bowel movements.

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Protests too much.

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What exactly are you offering your help with? My bowel movements? Now I've had some offers in my time but you are the first to come forward with that one. I'm adventerous but that doesn't do it for me, thanks for the offer anyway.

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Have you ever considered cricket? I hear it can be very profitable.

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^^^needs to cheer up

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I know it's not for everyone but have you seriously considered having an abortion? You seem to be in a right mess when you have a good job and seem happy. Why spoil it by bringing a child into the world, who will never know it's father and is not planned. Children are hard enough to bring up when th...

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Oh trust me people for the longest time have been telling me that. I don't plan on having any, this sh!ts gotta stop right here ! :D Hell i don't even like my brothers kids or any of my close friends even. So please take your pooper scooper somewhere else :) I totally agree with you and I have 3. C...

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drewpeacock wrote:No! pretty dresses, flowers, smell nice and a kitchen sink.

Don't you find those taps a hinderance, Drew?

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^^^^must be intellectually challenged

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Another thread knocking the Emiratis. Why do you people stay here? I see plenty of police around the place on a daily basis stopping cars, and Emiratis at that. You are never going to hear about the police stopping crime because the crime has never taken place because it was prevented. Dear Lord, it...

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ohhhhh stop it you guys.....your making me blush :oops: Can't wait to see your spin on this one. Then again, the accused is Saudi, so we will have to see how far you will go to defend your cousin. :lol: Quite an unnecessary attack on uaekid, it's like me blaming any American for invading Afghanista...

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Dillon wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:
drewpeacock wrote:High PMT levels confirmed

Is that like BSE?

Knight

Don't you know the difference between PMT and BSE? One's a mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem.

OMG Dillon, that made me laugh.

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Can you recommend anywhere? I like a bit of luxury and Drew prefers the kitchen.

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^^^is not into Bora Bora

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I find those Emiratis rather attractive in their uniforms.

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