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What about all the other male forumers posting here all the time - you've never had a go at them for not spending all their time with their kids jeez, you said that before and I answered it. They don't spend 90% of their time here telling everyone how good they are lecturing others on morals and et...

Bethsmum

kanelli wrote:Nucleus, children need both of their parents and lots of love in general

And a maid.

Bethsmum

It's all in the psychology BM. By banging on with doubts about whether my book exists you are hoping that I'll have enough ego to post the details to prove to you that you are wrong. Sorry, no dice Sorry, I'm not interested in your book, and neither have I the slightest interest in your chest. --- ...

Bethsmum

I'm pleased to see you agree their is more to bringing up a child than two parents Kanelli. We should also remember that not all children are lucky enough to have both parents, for what ever reason.

There are some very successful and loving people who are orphans.

Bethsmum

I'm feeling amused Is this you being amused? I never gave you any credit for being amusing. I always thought you came across as a frigid old iceberg. Anyways, I'm not sure where your small children are, who's giving them there tea or reading them a bedtime story but I'm off to make Beth something t...

Bethsmum

I was appalled at the joke about the collecting some pennies to buy a whip for the little boy from Pakistan who needed to be whipped because he walked 5 miles to school. And to crown it all this was being projected as humour I thought that was bloody funny! Not as good as EH's though :D Still I did...

Bethsmum

Zonkers Er it's Zonker. I don't think there are two of him. Are your double chins giving you double vision? --- Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:03 pm --- Cramming doughnuts into one of his orifices is the one few things shafique has control over in his life. Being a control freak, doughnut eating isn't satisfy...

Bethsmum

But highly unlikely!

Bethsmum

I dont find any of your 'jokes' the least funny. And I am sure nobody else does either.They are shameful, as Kanelli said. Yes EH keep them coming for her to PMSL over and reveal the both of you for what you truly are. Two knobs! Then that's were we have to differ Zonkers. I can see the funny side ...

Bethsmum

Has EH's non-jokes lost their sting Er no, not going by the latest. LOL --- Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:08 am --- It can be Zonkers for Shaf! What a little sweetie you are! --- Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:09 am --- even if Shaf had a double chin, which I never for a moment think he has Oh he has, :D --- Sun Mar 11, ...

Bethsmum

zonker wrote:You know what upsets me dont you

Yes I do Zonker. I'm sorry that I upset you, it wasn't intentional. Yes, we were good friends once and it was fun.

I'll miss you. Goodbye

Bethsmum

This one is for Nucleus. I was watching an interview with Slash on TV tonight and I thought of you, Nucleus. He was talking about his life and how he is now free from drink and drugs and life in Guns 'n Roses. He was Knock knock knocking on Heavens Door at one time in his life. http://www.youtube.co...

Bethsmum

I don't know how many people will be familiar with Jeremy Clarkson and his TV programme Top Gear? I was watching the programme tonight and one of the co-presenters James May went to Chris Evans' (Radio 2 DJ) house to look at his very impressive car collection. His bestest car was a Ferrari. Not just...

Bethsmum

The worst thing I've found about Muslim men, Berrin, is that they are bloody useless at s.ex. Bloody clueless

It's all me me me.

Bethsmum

the national discrimination committee wants to change that sentence, into eating...roti or curry. WTF? What's wrong with those people! Don't let them do it FD!! I thought it was only the British government that was soft on giving away our heritage. I'm not familiar with your song about the Hague, t...

Bethsmum

Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire! Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold! Bring me my chariots of fire! I will not cease from metal fight; Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand Till we have built jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land. The unofficial 'anthem' of Englan...

Bethsmum

Nobody does defeat better than City fans FD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzZ3nDyPuL8 it just makes us stronger :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp2N9qS0Q5s --- Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:24 am --- We'll be singing When we're winning We'll be singing I get knocked down But I get up again You're never goi...

Bethsmum

And nother Great British institution, The Proms Till we have built jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land. Held by British grandmas, as their anthem :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jw9lmAZNE And yet another Great Briton, Fatboy Slim Only this one isn't fat but he does live by the beach. ...

Bethsmum

Finished with my woman 'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane Because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things But nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind If I don't find something to pacify Can you help me occupy my brain? Oh yeah! I need someone ...

Bethsmum

I can see how you appreciate Rihanna, FD, she is a fine looking woman. She was interviewed on the Jonathon Ross show the other evening and I have to say she was very likeable, very natural and seemed down to earth. She was blonde on Friday. There is word that she may be back with Chris Brown. What i...

Bethsmum

Anyone who signs up for their country's armed forces is a hero to me.

Maximum respect to women who sign up. That shows true grit.

It's much better than weeping and wailing and beating your chest.

Bethsmum

I don't understand the justification for killing your own people, I really don't! 146 women and children murdered in Homs, by who? Their own people. The bodies showed that the women's throats had been cut and the bodies mutilated. The Afghan government sent a deligation to the village where those po...

Bethsmum

You may recall the carry on, on DF, when that poor little Malaysian boy got punched off his bicycle during the recent riots in London and someone pinched his sandwiches. Shafique was mortified at the time and caused quite a hue and cry over it :roll: At the time I did ask him to condemn the murder o...

Bethsmum

Zoom, just one look and then my heart went boom Suddenly and we were on the moon Flying high on the neon sky, oh Bang, just one touch and All the church bells rang Heaven called and all the angel sang Sunrise shine in the morning sky, oh Zoom, you chase the day away High noon, the moon And stars cam...

Bethsmum

shafique wrote:I call this baiting.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em Fatboy

Bethsmum

What's the new technique Nucleus?

Bethsmum

Oh God the Muslims are out in force this morning.

Bethsmum

These are mighty big issues for a 13 year old!

Why not just tell her you are gay? You won't seem so boring then.

Bethsmum

prowheels wrote:I could just warn her off by saying I'm a serial killer

Or you could just pretend to be a 13 year old boy.

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