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shafique wrote:Loser

I can't call you a hero can I?

Bethsmum

I was only learning here FD. I can now carry 4 ltrs in each hand.

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There's a lot to be said about being able to laugh at yourself.

Bethsmum

Some people choose to go out and fight for their country and some choose to sit at home and blog about getting Pickfords in to do the removals.

Don't be embarrassed about it Shafique. Everyone is different.

Bethsmum

event horizon ,

I heard they found 5000 dead. The rescuers will search the second house tomorrow.

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Naval officer.....insurance man.......Naval officer ........insurance man.

That's a tough call.

Bethsmum

Muslims don't have a sense of humour as is proven by all the teddies being thrown out of the pram in this thread.

Didums

Bethsmum

Well done! Thats the spirit!

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Now this is more like it! I can feel the lurve!!

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Zonker, its Cumbrian. Cumbria is a place. --- Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:51 pm --- But good effort! 8 out of 10 for trying. I appreciate that English is not your first language. --- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:07 am --- There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast. Lol! --- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:07 am ...

Bethsmum

There is many a true word said in jest.

Bethsmum

Ungrateful bas.tards. But hey, its nothing more than you would expect from f.uck wits.

Bethsmum

Its so wrong its right.

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:58 am ---

Theres a fine line between right and wrong.

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:59 am ---

Theres a fine line between love and hate.

Bethsmum

Big Up Bunny J!!!!!! Last year I posted a topic 'Why is Everybody Called Mohammed?' which showed my confusion over Beth's friends who were all called Mohammed. :D Mohammed (the rapper) has his new tune on youtube featuring Mohammed (the torso, in the green shirt!). Woooo Hoooo!! Fame at last! Big up...

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I think she must have writers block if the last book Kanelli published was 7 years ago.

Probably geared towards toddlers.

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You are a man of few words Nucleus.

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Who hates you Nucleus? Hate is a very strong word. I've only hated one person in my life and that's my daughter's husband.
I couldn't hate anyone I'd never met.

Bethsmum

Hate is a very strong word. I can't hate anyone I've never met. It takes too much effort and I'm very lazy.

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herve wrote:The Boston Fracture, hit 200 views and up , not too bad after 24 hours.

Well done Herve!!!! My hero

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:18 am ---

Not bad is an under statement!!!!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:19 am ---

OOH look!!! my inane topic is up to 9 pages

Bethsmum

LOL!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:39 am ---

There's no such thing as bad advertising

Bethsmum

herve ,

No clue at all. How embarrassing! LOL

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:04 am ---

herve wrote: PM gertrude

WTF??? Have you been Pm'ing everyone Shafique??? You told me I was the one

Bethsmum

kanelli wrote:Pathetic.

That's twice you have used that word in 3 minutes on this forum. I would have thought a published author would have had a few more words to her elbow than have to repeat herself in this manner!

Bethsmum

You are a man of few words Kanelli.

Bethsmum

Oh God, not the bold type and the reposting of posts so early in the morning!

Bethsmum

shafique wrote:Sad man.

Shafique has only name calling left it seems. Sad man.

Bethsmum

A Mauritian arrives in Surry as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani." The man goes on and encounters an...

Bethsmum

shafique wrote:You must not be laughing in your frustration

You need to invest in a new joke book then I might have something else to laugh at.

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:48 am ---

shafique wrote:not becoming a grown man that.

Is that Mauritian speak?

Bethsmum

but BM, how many times do I have to tell you that there is a thread for your rants/fantasies about fellow posters. You mean that topic you set up entitled BM is spiraling out of control, where I could post comments about you? Are you that desperate for attention? --- Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:53 am --- An...

Bethsmum

Ditto.

Bethsmum

shafique wrote: and what a nasty piece of work eh really is.

He tells a bloody good joke though!

I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Keep 'em coming EH!!!!

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