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shafique ,

How would I know and why are you bovvered???

--- Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:59 pm ---

Would you like to tell us about anything you've written? Anything with lots of pictures and BIG WRITING? Anything?

Shaf, the video is cheezy and poorly made, has something like 116 views

That's up from 54 yesterday

Good piece of free advertising on Herve's behalf!

When Shaf is saying "numpties" and "doofus" he is referring to how stupid the terrorists have been. Would you disagree that someone trying to blow up their underpants or shoes (with themselves attached!) with poorly made bombs and ridiculous and hateful motives, are stupid peopl...

kanelli wrote:Advertising himself is about all he's good at.

Don't forget about being a hero for serving his country in it's Armed Forces!

And so is laughing at a person who tries to disarm a terrorist, mid flight!

shafique wrote:(including some of my relatives, I might add).

Respect to the pan bashers.

And he said my 'one miserable click' won't amount to much... ha ha - 116!! I'm pretty sure once you count herve, gertrude, caps, and the countless other alternatives he's invented it is far fewer than 116 real views. LOL That'll be 116 more views than for anything you've ever written then won't it?...

Lambert125 ,

Hi Dear!

Where's Mascco?

s someone a hero simply because they serve in the military? Without a doubt. --- Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:12 am --- Your cheezy book promo video will earn far more dislikes, guaranteed. Why? Because it is terrible. Is that how you judge people? How very shallow you are. --- Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:21 am --- O...

Is this like...post your Muslim jokes here?

Just asking before I upset anyone.

herve wrote:Kanelli, your opinion is nothing

Exactly.

--- Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:24 am ---

herve wrote: On your end, you have nothing to deliver , and you deliver nothing.

Expect a lecture on ethics!!!!!!!

--- Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:25 am ---

Death by Kanelli. Yawn.

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we’d love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway. PMSL. OOOPs --- Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:29 am --- An American decided to write a book about famous Mosques around the world. So he...

Lighten up Zonker. Your little rant reminded me of a time a couple of years ago when we had floods in Cumbria England. As part of my job I was called forward to receive families into a reception area who had been pulled from the floods and had lost everything. It was particularly traumatic as a loca...

What did I tell you? Death by Kanelli.

Disclaimer:
There were no actual people in harmed in the telling of this joke


Who said Muslims don't have a sense of humour?

Why not pop over to the 'Post Your Jewish Jokes Here!'? I did invite you all a couple of days ago!
Everyone's welcome

I've had articles in 'sad' Actuarial magazines that have wider readership than his novels and certainly have had more than 116 views of the blog you guys stumbled across I wrote to document our move to Dubai. Your failures are so funny it is painful. Oh so you've remembered your blog now? You had s...

If you had any sense, you'd realise that that the majority of Britons actually agree with my stance when it comes to fairness - and the majority are indeed with me when it comes to being critical of the Israeli Military Occupation, the siege of Gaza and the treatment of the Gazans after they electe...

I agree. And yet, as I said, I probably got a wider readership than you! My blog is bigger than yours!!! LMFAO --- Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:50 am --- (BM, stop embarrassing yourself. You talked about an 'insurance blog' - and this remains a fantasy of yours) I thought you just said you had a blog but a c...

shafique wrote: I don't consider your racist views and support of the BNP and nazi-saluting EDL to be representative of my fellow Brits

My fellow Brits?


LMFAO.

Yes I'm just one of the white feral underclass you're always talking about.

Racism isn't always white on brown is it?

I hope you don't keep repeating yourself on your blog as much as you repost your posts here!

Now that would be boring.

LOL

shafique wrote:Like I laugh at you and BM's wild fantasies about things I haven't written

Like that blog you just remembered?

shafique ,

Muslims too!

My blog was from 2006 and only covered our move to Dubai. Wow. I bet that was interesting. --- Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:21 am --- (and it still got more than 116 hits!) It's early days. :D --- Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:24 am --- My published actuarial articles are the ones that I think have had wider readersh...

Cheer up sunshine! Put a smile on that big old face of yours for once.

shafique wrote:Herve's a loser

Not in my book! He's a hero. When was the last time someone called you a hero?

shafique wrote:and you're a loser's cheer leader.

Happy to wear that badge!

Next?

Aww cheer up it might never happen!

Would it help if I put my clown suit on for you?

shafique wrote:Loser's cheerleader suits you well. Wear the badge with pride.

You didn't tell me the last time someone called you a hero? Was that when you last wrote on your blog? Come on, don't be shy. That's not like you!

shafique wrote:Or is it the 'D' cap you're wearing today while the clown suit is being cleaned?

How about I dig out my nurse's outfit out?