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Bethsmum

I had my ears felt by a female security guard at Dubai airport once. She targeted me and took me into one of the boxes and felt behind my ears.

No kidding.

--- Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:33 pm ---

kanelli wrote:Don't worry BB, he'll screw up at some point and end up in jail or will have to flee.

How childish.

Bethsmum

The information about DDS was already in the public domain He put it there and somebody pointed me in that direction. i think you are conveniently forgetting that he was the first to cross post my posts.

Bethsmum

If you didn't mean to threaten him, you simply could have posted what he said on the other forum and not have even mentioned your ex-police chief friend. Why did you mention the police BM? Because you were trying to threaten him. How is that any different from you threatening to report me to the ap...

Bethsmum

I slept the whole night through (well nearly) Good Morning Good Morning To You! There's one thing about getting old I've found, one doesn't need as much sleep :P Now how are you all today? You may wonder why I'm posting this inane message in Politics and that would be a good question! It's just that...

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zonker wrote:BTW, how old is the General now??

If I told you I would have to kill you Zonker. This is the murky world of DF you know!

Bethsmum

You need to post that in general Zonker. Anyone with any sense doesn't read politics.

Tomorrow, tomorrow I love you tomorrow, you're only a day away

Just felt like singing that

Bethsmum

Good morning Bora!

Bethsmum

Thats the spirit FD! Morning to you too!

Bethsmum

shafique wrote:herve and BM have threatened to report me to the authorities in the States and UK to put me on the no-Fly list because of their assessment of my threat to others

Hahaha Very funny!

It's the way you tell 'em. You're a comedian

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Hi Lisa! It is Lisa I take it from your username? Where do I start? What would you like to know? I had 3 completely different experiences with my daughters. My eldest was born in Cyprus, her dad was in the army and we were posted there for 2 years. I'm trying to think back to when I found out I was ...

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Slow day at the office?

Bethsmum

Haven't you anything more constructive to do than look up your own posts from 5 years ago?

Bethsmum

And this time will be bigger And brighter than we knew it So watch me fly, we all know I can do it... Could I stop my hand from shaking? Has there ever been a moment With so much to live for? The whispered conversations in overcrowded hallways So much to say not just today but always... We'll have e...

Bethsmum

Well done Herve

Not everyone can say they have had at least two books published. You must be very proud. I know I would be.

Some only get to write on internet forums!

Bethsmum

Ok, I give in. Your gun is bigger than my gun.

Bethsmum

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello". "Mrs. Shapiro, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Shapiro, this is Doctor Rosenfeld at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sh...

Bethsmum

Why didn't you condemn that black kid for kicking the old white man to death in the recent riots in London?

Bethsmum

No, I meant the Hammas ones. I thought this was a competition? I give in, you win!

Bethsmum

I sometimes get this kind of feedback when I have a bad line. It is very strange to hear yourself repeat what you have just said, even before you have finished the sentence.

Another good way to shut myself up is when I start sounding like my mother.

Bethsmum

You're looking more jealous by the day Shafique. Green is really not your colour.

Bethsmum

I give in! Your gun is bigger than mine. What else can I say?

Bethsmum

Wrong thread BM - I created a thread for your silly musings about me: dubai-politics-talk/spirals-out-control-t49466.html Please stop the trolling. Attention seeker! --- Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:33 am --- Yes, my miserable click will add one more to your miserable count. So I refuse to click - sue me. BT...

Bethsmum

Jesus! You're never satisfied. I said I give in, didn't I? Your gun is definitely bigger than mine. No contest.

Shafique 1

BM 0

Bethsmum

I don't have to click the link. I bought the book!

How many books have you had published?

Bethsmum

Shafique! You silly billy

Bethsmum

There's no need to be googling any more! I've told you! I know when I'm beaten! I give up! You got me!

Your gun is bigger than mine. No contest.

Bethsmum

I did look through the reviews on Amazon. There was one by 'Beth' and the majority there were people who only had posted one review (that for your book) and/or were resident near where you are. So, just your friends and fans who are posting reviews then.. Ah! so you are interested! you little tinke...

Bethsmum

Yep. I give up. No contest. Your gun is miles bigger than mine. I know when I'm beaten.

Bethsmum

Flying Dutchman wrote:a pig can put make-up on, but its still a pig.

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