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When I watched Ben Hur the other night, there wasn't a Palestinian in sight. Just saying...

What about the 9 out of 10 'rebellious' wives in Afghanistan? Are you saying that 9 out of 10 husbands don't follow the teachings of the Koran when they chastise their wives?

That's a lot of men disobeying Allah.

By my sampling - 100% of eh's blogger friends are living in fictional worlds and are allergic to facts. Care to comment? I might do if I knew EH's blogger friends were. I'm afraid I've no idea who you are talking about. I'm taking my info from the BBC, that 90% of Afghani men subject their wives to...

I got a bunch of red roses once, they were bought from the filling station. They weren't real but they weren't plastic. They were sort of made of some sort of material. I was told they were better value as they would last a lot longer than real ones.

Diane Abbott just doesn't seem to know when she's ahead! For those who don't know her she was the Uk's first female black MP. She seems to like tweeting and offended a lot yesterday with her racist comments on twitter. She tweeted that ''White people love playing 'divide & rule." A Met spok...

Flying Dutchman wrote:At least you people got something. I have to buy my own present, from my own money. .

That was for my birthday FD! Beth always gets me her favourite CD by some random rapper for my Christmas gift and I have to give her the money to buy it.

Flying Dutchman wrote:I learned they are called nipple twisters.

Ouch! (I think )

A visit to the Hygienest today means I'm all sparkly now ready to dazzle the lovely customs guys when I fly on Wednesday! Never look a customs man in the eye SSL! They'll pull you over for sure. Just make your way through the 'nothing to declare' and look straight ahead. Doubly important if you hav...

I've heard of Steven Segal, I thought he was a producer, just shows how much I know about films! I have call to go to London occasionally for work purposes. I'd like to say I have to pop into see Dave at No10 but I'd be lying. I have to go to the Town Hall in the London Borough of Kensington and Che...

From what I can see it's 8 hours since he posted!

Does anyone want to form a search party?

Oh! I missed a post? God forbid!

I just looked at active topics and 'the Palestinian People does Not Exist' was way down the line.

Same sh1t, different day.

May be if the Palestinians behaved themselves they wouldn't incur Israel's wrath.

After all, no-one should put up with their everyday lives being disrupted by suicide bombers walking into supermarkets and cafes when people are going about their daily business.

In his dreams

The only exception is that if he kills her when caught in flagrante, then it is a misdemeanour and not considered murder - i.e. a crime of passion as exists in other countries. This is not an Islamic definition at all. eh is spinning this. What's the rule if a wife catches her husband on the nest? ...

Chocoholic wrote:Didn't he leave Kelly Le Brock for the babysitter? hmmm

Maybe the babysitter was nicer than Kelly le Brock. After all, men rarely go out for burgers when they can have steak at home.

It's difficult to compare living expenses between families. How many people are there in a family? It could be two adults and two small children or two adults and two sons who will eat you out of house and home. Having a place in Dubai and in England, I certainly don't think it's more expensive than...

Anyone got anything to share? Is there anything exciting, or not so, happening this week? Is it your birthday? Do you have an anniversary or are you planning to make passionate love to someone new? Do tell! I'm planning on reclaiming my flat in Dubai this week, A six week let had turned into six mon...

Thanks FD, I will try my very best

Tel-Aviv? Wow, I've never been there. I've been to the area around Bethlehem and that was beautiful.

Enjoy FD! KLM?

Well, as am owner in JBR I would have to say JBR/the Marina is the place to be. The Walk, JBR, is the place to be on an evening. You can walk out of your apartment and have restaurants and hotels on your doorstep. Even if you are not looking for a place to eat, a stroll along the Walk is nice to pas...

Well then, your monthly expenses do seem high for a single man, and you don't have anyone else to blame them on! Why are your utilitity bills so high? Switch things off if you don't need them. My mother used to say 'charity begins at home'. I used to give to charity and my chosen one was Cancer Rese...

Bora Bora ,I hope you're talking about me Bora! --- Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:30 pm --- I can understand your strong connection with Bethlehem. Never been there btw. You're missing out FD! Beth was named Bethany after the village of Bethany where Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. A beautiful village!

I'm not a big drinker of fizzy drinks myself, I only drink Slimline tonic with my gin :D But Beth does like Diet Coke. It tastes horrid to me! It leaves an after taste which is quite nasty. I'd rather have a bottle of water. We were in the car yesterday and she offered me a drink of her water. I too...

Nucleus , Your wife shouldn't be an expense. She should contribute towards the household expenses. The children are an expense, so think twice before churning them out.

Good luck.

Very funny Zonker. It's always good to end the day with a laugh. Thank you. Thats what I say to my inexperienced lovers. :D --- Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:05 pm --- Is that a true story Zonker? I always wonder what gives the receptionist the right to ask what's wrong with you! I don't go to see my doctor ...

I don't watch any of your dodgy videos. If the Palestinians didn't attack Israel, the Israelis wouldn't retaliate. It's hardly rocket science.

Chocoholic wrote:Loads of palces in the Marina in your budget, not a problem at all. Just be aware that certain areas/buidlings do not like 'bachelors'.

Why do you put bachelors in inverted commas?

I didn't say wife would be an expense, I said won't be able to afford the expenses without cutting my own expenses. I'm just kidding, but there is some truth in there. Eh? :drunken: Stop living the high life Nucleus and settle down to a life of purgatory! --- Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:25 pm --- You're si...

Chocoholic wrote:I signing up to go back to school in a couple of months to get some new qualifications

That's brilliant Chocs! Don't let anyone tell you that you are too old to study! Good luck.