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I'm not a big lover of garlic. My first husband quite liked squid. Being a novice to garlic, years ago, I thought it was squid that smelt like that. When I went into labour with my first daughter, my husband insisted I couldn't go to hospital until he'd had his tea. We lived in Cyprus at the time. H...

i had a mynah bird that sneeks behind me when im in their aviary and starts to bite and pull my ears Get yourself a real bird general. That'll be much more fun :D --- Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:44 am --- My dog talks My Westie talks to me when I get home. He goes mad telling me what's happened all day, whi...

Sandstormlady ,

he's not that clever.

I have a savings account with HSBC and I don't have a residents visa. I also have all the utilities, DEWA Empower etc without having a residents visa. I don't need a residents visa as I don't stay in Dubai longer than 30 days at a time (I work full time in ther uk) in Dubai. I am am HSBC Premier cus...

Can't beat a good wavy paged, damp chick lit by the pool! Mmm, I ask myself " does BM look good in one of those hats that holds the beer & a straw attached?" I never wear a hat! The pools in JBR are strictly 'No Alcohol!'. That's what I really miss about staying in the beach hotels :(...

crusader 1 ,

Give us a clue Crusader

uaehop wrote:Covering them in wax isnt a good idea, maybe they should convert them to casino's , so that the infidels will have a place to wallow in their evil

Casinos is spelt without an apostrophe s.

It was pretty tame tonight general

They brought Dr Khan out. He's definately dead. Tamwar has severe burns and the family is pretty pissed off, especially his mother.

More later.

Isn't that odd, the two men who replied would like to have been professional sportsmen. General! I thought of you tonight when a piece came on the news about boxing. There are two boxers in the UK at the moment with the same name. Liam Walsh. Liam Walsh is a light welter weight who has over come hur...

shafique , No, that's enough, isn't it? They are a bloody miserable bunch at CDG. It's bad enough being asked to remove your shoes, but to be asked to remove your shoes by some random black person with a face like a smacked arse is a step too far. They have been given a job, why not be pleasant alo...

shafique wrote:Get it out of your system BM - let us know how you really feel about black people in train stations.

CDG isn't a train station! Silly! Do keep up Sunshine, even you can't be that thick! Google it!
Dear me! I think you need to travel more.

There's no harm in admitting you thought CDG was a train station Shafique, we won't laugh at you, only with you. When I was six and my dad used to go on about Civvy Street I imagined we would move to a big long street in London. Then again, I was only 6. Look! we're on page 2 and there's only you ta...

Doctors don't earn much? I wish I was a couple of quid behind them. I bettered my life BM, George never did. Ah, that was then, couldawouldashoulda. I have seen another amazing talent doing the same. I played with him and he was sold to Feyenoord at a very young age. Thats when his trouble started. ...

I didn't forget you, I just couldn't remember your username. I mentioned you in my Christmas Greetings from BM thing. I couldn't remember your name but I did remember you describing how you got your bum surnburned. I remember the important bits :D My sincere apologies to anyone I've missed. I blame ...

Besides, nothing ever changes in Eastenders, it's one of the most depressing shows around, you don't watch it for 6 months and nothing changes, they're all still fighting with each other.

A bit like DF

Well I did invite you to condemn the kicking to death of an old white man, by a big black youth during the recent riots. You did your usual song and dance but never did actually say that you did condemn the actions of that particular boy. If I'm wrong and you did actually say that you condemned the ...

Shafique, repeat after me...
I condemn the black youth who kicked the old man to death in the recent riots in London.

Not hard is it?

And for the record, I think it's disgraceful for the graves of Muslim soldiers to be attacked in France, or anywhere else for that matter.

crusader 1 , Did he have a white stick as surely he was blind? God help those poor Syrian people.

Reminder 1966! I remember it like it was yesterday Two World Wars and a World Cup!

And those famous words said by Kenneth Wolsenholme, 'they think it's all over....it is now'

I remember you and others celebrating a murder by Mossad in Dubai, and others justifying war crimes. I don't justify murders or war crimes. Too bloody right! He was a terrorist and a waste of good man's breath. Well done Mossad. You don't mess with those lads! Straight in and straight out, job done...

I kept accusing Mr BB that it was because he kept missing the bowl because he usually gets up during the night to wee. My ex-husband once wee'd in my make up drawer after a session. I had to bin all my eye shadows. Oh no, I can't do it. I can put my big toe in my mouth (it doesn't arouse me though)...

Uhm...I wasn't born yet You know how to kick a girl FD. :? I did a project at school on the 1966 World Cup. My teacher was well impressed and offered to swop his son for me. :D My favourite English squad was the 1970 one with Colin Bell (nick named Nijinski after the race horse) and Francis Lee, bo...

Therein lies the difference between us - I don't celebrate the killings of civilians or the assassinations of people suspected of committing crimes without due process. Vive le difference! Terrorists deserve to die. Many people, including fellow Britons, think that Blair and Bush are war criminals ...

And what label would you give BM for celebrating the killing of a civilian in cold blood? For 'civilian' replace with terrorist and I'd say I'm normal! Death to all terrorists! --- Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:31 pm --- And Sym never actually came out and celebrated the actual killing of a person (and not o...

I'll be Abu Dhabi to see Coldplay live in concert Oh no! Not the dreaded Coldplay! They were on Children In Need last month. I don't know about children in need but Chris Martin was in need of a can of anti perspirant. Everytime he flung his arms about I was mesmirised by his sweaty armpits. On Nat...

I hope you accept my apologies. I'm over it FD :D --- Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:51 pm --- Anyho, there's lots of things I'd do if I had to start over, but whow ants to start over? Move on. Take a chill pill Chocs, It's only a bit of fun! I'm not sure I'd want to start over but I wish I'd known then, what...

I had to see a dentist once, when I was in JBR. They were conveniently situated in the next tower. She was really nice. An Indian lady from Kendal in Cumbria :D She wasn't any more expensive than that bandit I visit at home. My neighbour used to be my dentist but she had to leave when she was caught...

sage & onion wrote:Our Dog tried to eat the Live Sheep that had been given to us for New Years Celebration

If you'd have said, I could have given you some from my freezer.

Maybe I should have said

I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was sober.

All of the Arabs I've come across are Muslim.