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Bethsmum

I don't know how people can live with themselves.

They want to impose Sharia law and ban T-shirts.

Bethsmum

Public schools for the public? How weird. We keep Public schools private in the UK

Kids shouldn't be segregated. It makes girls giggly.

Bethsmum

Chocoholic , Yesterday you said you didn't do resolutions Chocs. Maybe you should make a resolution to stick to your decisions! --- Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:11 pm --- general_A , I made a decision not to visit the Politics section after i was banned. I can't remember why I was banned. It may have been m...

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Chocoholic , But they do Chocs. People don't always marry for love. Sometimes people do what their families want and end up making a better job of it than if they were in love.

As Prince Charles said on the day he got engaged to Diana, what's love?

I've been in lust a few times.

Bethsmum

One of my family was given a kindle for Christmas. I'm not keen on it. The only person who could sync it to Amazon was Beth. Two other people tried and failed. We down loaded a Fredrick Forsyth book and the person who was given the Kindle said 'what now?' I said you read it, you pillock. I like book...

Bethsmum

She's not having much luck is she?

Who is she?

Bethsmum

By the same who made fun of the person disabling the underwear bomber. Now, who in his right mind would make fun of somebody disabling somebody trying to blow up a passenger jet. I think I remember that! Didn't someone compare their fitness to the man who leaped over the seats to disable the bomber...

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You wouldn't be trying to wind Herve up now would you Sunshine? His suspension is up tomorrow, but you'd know that wouldn't you? He has a lot to say about immigration in France. I have to say the immigrants who work in Charles de Gaulle airport are a right miserable bunch of immigrants. Rude and blo...

Bethsmum

Keep your chin up Tom and hurry back to DF (on a regular basis!) soon!

We miss you!

Bethsmum

Phew! What a rollacosta evening it's been tonight on Eastenders!! The programme has been focusing on the Masoods of late. You may remember I wrote about them a while ago, asking if they were the most dysfunctional Muslim family. I'm going to do a Shafique and repost my post so you can refresh your m...

Bethsmum

So... did anyone get any rubbish presents? I know you should be grateful for everything anyone buys you, and all that, but secretly there must be one present that you opened and thought WTF? Musical sox, big knickers? Have you already put them on ebay? Looking back over the years the funniest thing ...

Bethsmum

I quite like Obsession by Calvin Klein, not as much as Chanel No5 though.

Bethsmum

I don't think he's coming back. You are too biased for him Shafique.

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Chocoholic , They do it in the UK Chocs, as in the Royal family. You don't really think Charles wanted to marry Diana do you?

Virgins are quite rare these days.

Bethsmum

My dog licks his own private parts in public, I was going to say balls, but that's not very ladeeee like. I think he does it just because he can. One of my horses likes to come into the kitchen and eat the fruit from the fruit bowl. She makes an awful mess! The same horse also chewed the bumper of m...

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Well if they do I've just spoilt their Christmas viewing which should be screened in Dubai in about March. That was the whole point in this post Chocs. To show that Muslims have dysfunctional families too. Poor old Zainab, how's she going to cope knowing her son may be dead along with her evil husba...

Bethsmum

I'd have taken her call to see if she'd remember how she got the blackeye! Seriously Bora, I'm sorry to hear about your experience with your friend, That was indeed rubbish! I wonder if she had the mother of all headaches the next day? Do you reckon she will get back with her BF? Anyways, don't be t...

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and increasingly when I go out for a coffee when the family is shopping... it is the Kindle that I take to read You drink coffee when the family is shopping? You wouldn't do for me! Who's there when Mrs Shafique asks 'does my bum look big in this?' --- Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:31 pm --- I have the kindl...

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I always wished I'd become a solicitor, well tried to become a solicitor, anyway. I've changed my mind and if I had my time again, I'd become a doctor. I mean, how hard can it be? I have a friend who is a doctor, not a GP but a proper doctor who weilds a scalpel. I hardly ever go to see my GP. I can...

Bethsmum

I don't believe in food allergies. I can eat anything but I've decided that brussel sprouts give me wind. I make my own vegetable soup and take it to work every day. I make it on a Sunday with any veg I have left so it may contain anything but it's always bloody lovely. I eat it in the winter months...

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Ricky has just come back from Dubai where he went to work to make a fortune and set the family up for the rest of their lives. He came back after his contract got terminated and without his bonus and now the family face eviction as Pat took out a dodgy loan to help her son in Australia. Same sh1t, d...

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shafique , I doubt your hurt his feelings Shafique, you give yourself far too much credit. I think you forget he has fought for his country and is a hero. I doubt, somehow, that anything said on an internet forum will bother him too much. Now he is finished pyschoanalysing a Muslim fanatic for his ...

Bethsmum

Yes, Bora, I recognised the friend straight away. I'm pleased to see you are keeping up appearances. Never leave home without your mascara. I had a couple of bruises and a small cut on my head just before Christmas, I actually did fall out of bed. I lashed on the make up but my two shiners shone thr...

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shafique , There's only one person who I can see that regularly embarrasses himself on here and he isn't French. To be honest I'm still not convinced you weren't Dearjohn, same as you weren't convinced I didn't post the p<3n under the username BMdaughter. The internet is a very strange place isn't ...

Bethsmum

shafique ,

Get over yourself Sunshine. You are constantly having a pop at people, flowering it up in fancy talk doesn't mask it, you know?

Bethsmum

I've heard of people being able to 'burp' words but being able to communicate by letting rip, well that's amazing :shock: Well maybe disgusting would be the more apt word! I have to say if I entered a shop and heard the shop keeper 'drop one' I would be exiting quicker than I entered. As for charcoa...

Bethsmum

uaehop , Is that a family portrait?

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uaehop wrote:BORING !

Try this instead

http://failblog.org/2011/12/23/epic-fai ... rica-fail/

Have you been refused a visa or something?

Bethsmum

BM - you are the one that brought up herve. I notice that you and a few others seem to be developing an unhealthy obsession with my posts.. may I suggest again that you just put me on your foe list if you really are irritated by the posts I make. Cheers, Shafique I don't have a foe list, that's jus...

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Cubic Zirconia FTW , no woman can tell them from the real thing i'm wondering why you don't post under your original username. --- Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:12 am --- This is from somebody that thinks an LSA in the work place is A Large Sandy Ape. Sounds like an educated man:-/ My husband just got me the ...

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Re: The Most Dysfunctional Muslim Family - The Christmas Edi

Re: The Worst Christmas Presents.

Re: The Kindle

What Would You Do If You Had Your Time Over?

Brussel Sprouts Give Me Wind.

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Re: Muslims Of France

Re: The Worst Christmas Presents.

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