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This is healthy male behavior , have u never checked out another woman ? even by mistake ? If you agree , you're either a liar or a closet fagg0t You remind me of someone who used to visit this place but disappeared. He was called Zubber.-- Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:43 pm -- Ya true, looking i guess is n...

I can't see it Zonker! Is it me or your upload?

Have you been on the Chivas again?

My day turned out to be well good :D Man City beat Newcatle 3-1 and we are now 5 points ahead in the table. City are cooking on gas! Went to see Lee Nelson in concert last night, he's a comedian from South London, then dined care of a drive thro MacDonalds. Ate the chips and binned the burger. Off t...

Well, I think it makes complete sense! let’s face it, the ethnic groups this regulation is aimed at is capable of falling asleep on a washing line, :) How many laborers have you seen sleeping on the Metro, for that matter how many laborers do you actually see on a Metro? None, because they would be...

I just noticed in my previous post 'wash and feather the skin' should read, wash and pr1ck the skin. :lol: I did wonder what a Yorkshire man was doing using the term 'feather the skin'. It's not somethng I would imagine James Martin coming out with! I thought you may be getting in touch with your f...

when you say western do you mean west of Islamabad?

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shawagma wrote:By disappeared, do you mean was "Taken out" by the TRA ? for saying something against Sheikh Mo-MO ?

No, I mean one day he was here and the next day he wasn't.
What's the TRA and are you on drugs?

Been a few months since I posted last. I slept till 11am...drank coffee and chilled out poolside till about 2pm. I then went and hit the driving range and shot nine, came home, got back in the pool and read the paper. Made the Mrs. dinner before she went off to work, had a nap, watched some TV and ...

Chocoholic wrote:Half a round BM. A round of golf is 18 holes, so shooting 9 is half a round.

Oh I see. Thanks Chocs. I only know about football. Golf always seems like a game for old men, to me. I can't think of it as a sport. I never think of rowing as a sport either, for some odd reason.
Random!

If you're not sure about sweet potatoes BM, have a look out for purple potatoes - those mashed or cooked in anyway just look wrong. I love a good jacket spu, but don't go to half the effort of Dillon. Wash, score round, shove in the microwave until it starts to go soft, then finish off in the oven ...

After suffering insomnia again, I was watching Sky News at some unearthly hour when an advert appeared for the Iphone4 (G) I think it was (G) it may have been (GS). A lady was asking her iphone if she needed an umbrella. Apparantly there is an app available for this. Now I'm not sure if this is a si...

dubaidog wrote:Can't say I am a huge fan of Golf, but there are 3 courses in the neighbourhood and the Father-in-Law is an avid golfer so I figured why not? Good way to kill an afternoon and have a couple of beers along the way in the sunshine!

And keep in with the Father-In-Law! Good move. Is he rich?

Well I'm not sure if it is Rip Off Britain or just Rip Off Motorists actually! I made a call to an insurance company to get a quote for my new(ish) little car. The dealer recommended that I take their offer of 7 days free insurance whilst letting them give me a yearly quote until I could shop around...

I agree that there are some bloody miserable people around. What's the problem with saying 'good morning' and 'goodbye' to your collegues? It's just good manners after all. I even say 'good morning to people I can't stand the sight of, it puts them in that akward position where they have no alternat...

I use WhatsApp for free messaging as international text messages can be mighty expensive! I have managed to reduced my monthly bills from hundreds of £££ to £45.00 per month. Brilliant! More pocket money for Christmas Chardonnay and Bombay Sapphire :D That's about it for me but I am mesmirised by th...

Interesting that you think I've missed the point about the terrorist and his delusions. I thought I was quite clear that I considered his views about Muslims (that he shares with eh, Bob Spencer, Pam Geller) etc quite delusional. Interesting to consider whether others who share his loon/Islamophobi...

BM, Did I tell you NYC is one of my favorite cities?... we have a pad there. Are you talking about 'clrif dogs'?...not the best bar but allegedly the best weiner...one of my brother's friends (and former college roomate) owns the place!...as often said in the big apple...'not for every one'. I'll b...

Forum rules will be visible only to novice users that have less then X posts. For now I need your help making the rules effective so you will see them until I make rules for all the forums. :) Bethsmum, what you do not like more rules or spam? :) I just don't like rules, fullstop. I have been banne...

Well we have one thing in common Shafique, we are both fasinated by Herve. You mention him in nearly every post

Congratulations from me too! Happy 40th Anniversary to all our local friends.

Ok I'll try. Is there any ethnic European here reading this who disagrees with me? No, I can't disagree with that.-- Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:34 pm -- Nor does the fact that there are 100,000 white women in the UK alone who are converts to Islam. Cheers, Shafique I only know one and she was co-erced.

As a matter of fact today in Europe and other countries even the most intelligent people follow a very old and in my opinion a horrible and obsolete tradition daily... but it's a subject for another thread. :) What is it? I'd be interested to know in case I'm missing out on something exciting. As f...

Umm, If I may , I would be delighted to insult everyone's intelligence here, except of the Forum Admin (Good Evening Sir, Hope you are doing well Sir) , Beta - is a word that indicates something is in its prototype stage ie., it is still experimental. So as the TigerAdmin indicated (Good Day to you...

mmmm well I once destroyed a familys toilet system in the house by going for a number 2 ................ worst thing was it happened while I was there and they were in bed Anyone beat that ? Bloody hell that's impressive. What were you firing? An Exocet missile?-- Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:14 pm -- hmmm, ...

When you say one of the people worked at H&M, do you mean that cheap clothes shop? She won't be much use, I would bin her.

When my kids used to go to boarding school they were transported through London by a company called Universal Aunts. When I used to book an Aunty they always used to repeat my clear instructions to transport the kiddies from Kings Cross to Euston Station as Kings Cross to Huston. I was always amased...

I feel it is a sad state of affairs to have to refer to a book to tell you have to behave with one another.
I prefer to use my heart and my gut instinct.

Self righteousness is a very unattractive feature in a man.

I noticed this new feature too when I downloaded my 59 emails to my phone this morning. I really must unsubscribe to Groupon.

I watched an interview with an Afghan lady on the News last night. Gulnaz was raped by her cousins husband. She was alone in the house with her nephews when the man returned home. He beat his children and then tied her legs and one arm together and raped her. She became pregnant and went to the Poli...

Yosef,
You need to make your own mind up on that one.

Yosef wrote:For many hundreds of years Muslims and Christians in my country are living together in peace I think why cant you learn some manners.

That's rich coming from someone who thinks it's funny to break wind in a confined public place.