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I'm always put off having a spray tan by having to stand in front of another woman in a paper hat and paper knickers

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gertrude wrote:Shaf , 1,7 billion victims include Muslims, they are victims of islam as well .
Look at the damages Islam did on you.

Brain washed.

This drives me 'bonkers': 1. Nose hairs showing! :pukeleft: :pukeleft: 2. Hair on ears - men more guilty of this. There are others... Wild bushy eyebrows aswell Ambassador! It's just sloppy grooming :( It also reminded me of the general's reason for binning his girlfriend, in the Most Shallow topic...

general_A wrote:thats nothing, i,ve seen a woman with side burns, like posh men used to wear 10000000 years ago in tights

Were you in Bangkok at that time, general?

I'm always put off having a spray tan by having to stand in front of another woman in a paper hat and paper knickers :? What do you mean? Normally it's just a shower cap! Nothing they haven't all seen a gazillion times before. Not where I live Chocs, tanning salons provide paper knickers to wear. I...

BM, this is one of my specialist subjects so I'm open to a volunteer program for ladies only. Will guarantee satisfaction all round with a good Jockzillion There's no way you are getting anywhere near by nether regions with a pot of hot wax, Drew. Even if you did offer to numb me with Bombay Sapphi...

rafay321 wrote:

Amazing Pathan

Thick tw@t

event horizon wrote:Sorry, what's the Koranic verse you claim prohibits pedophilia?

Why don't you just answer the question Shafique?

Again please....s.....l.....w.....o.....l........y...... Who put what on the forum that has anythinh to do with the meet and personal information....???? I asked the same a few pages ago on this post but, as there was no such thing, there was no answer but you have now brought it up again :roll: I ...

Yes, Ambassador, an over active imagination

It was a slow night on the Ponderosa, but I did have help

I can hear the old timers now, 'you bloody wind up merchant, woman. DF was a fantastic community based forum until you came along and ruined it all!!!!'

you bloody wind up merchant, woman. DF was a fantastic community based forum until you came along and ruined it all!!!! Word Munchkin!!!! Come here and give Aunty BM a big hug :D I was talking about the old timers, silly! You haven't been here that much longer than BM! Or have you :idea: Come on mu...

general_A wrote:hehehe, actualy it was right here in dubai at wild wadi

At Wild Wadi I have to presume it was a real woman then general!

Dr BM would diagnose polysistic ovaries and advise the lady to see her doctor ASAP as this condition will seriously hamper her child baring posibilities.

It just goes to show you that DF'ers are not interested in debating the five pillars of Islam, but just like a good old scrap.

It seems that in the age of the internet there must be no need to learn the Koran word for word as you can now just watch Youtube.

I was right then!

Impressive

I remember one time lying on the beach in front of JBR, eyes tight shut, minding my own business and listening to Boyzone, or was it Westlife? on my ipod, when the sun seemed to disappear behind a huge cloud! Seeing as it was July time I thought this mighty strange so I opened my eyes to see a big f...

So the deets of the meet were put on the street, and the peeps read the deets of the meet, PM’d the clique and met at the meet to greet all the peeps! So future meets should meet the creed of what I say, or sod off and go the facebook way, but if you do just as I say, I’ll put the deets of the meet...

The mention of Joni Mitchell reminded me of Big Yellow Taxi which reminded me of JBR :( They paved paradise and put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swinging hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got till it's gone They paved paradise and put up a p...

i would like to be attractive to the opposite love once in a while instead of being chased around by f@gs :shock: I understand your dilema general. :( Beth has a local friend who seems to attract the attention of the taxi drivers. Being only 17, he uses taxis as he doesn't drive (unlike some of her...

What is it with black people? They don't appear to have a sense of humour :( If you are fat, you are billed as being jolly and all those fat jokes are supposed to be taken in the manner they are meant, just for fun :D Not our coloured brothers though :shock: You can't mock a black person as that is ...

The other evening I was dragged to an an evening get together with other people I work with. They aren't the people I would choose to spend an evening with but I decided to show willing as these meet ups all count as brownie points at the end of the day. We went Italian. I'd rather have an Italian m...

general_A wrote:well i did have italian for the weekend, and yes the pizza was thin and crispy, exept it was just an appetizer hehehe

LOL general! Do tell us more. Did you pull?

There are draw backs to being attractive general yea specialy when its to the wrong $ex, try being the desire of two homos for five years, maybe i'm just too much man 8) Hey! try being the object of desire of the local builders when the only qualifiying criterea is that you are female and have a pu...

general, can I point out that there is nothing more attractive than a man with a sense of humour.

Oh you big fibber!

Steve Williams issued an apology yesterday morning and according to Sky News the PGA, although saying the remark was totally unacceptable, will take no further action and the matter is now closed. Bravo, to them and a big round of applause from me. On the other hand John Terry is being investigated ...

Deep Pan stuffed crust for me, on the rare occasions that I have Pizza! Your observation is so right BM. You really are a deep one! :lol: Some say I'm not only a pretty face, Zonker, but am also a very deep thinker. Some say I'm not even a pretty face, too :D I have to say I am partial to the chees...

LOL

Yeah Dillon! What part of that didn't you get?

Well that counts Chocs out of the next meet up. She probably can't be bothered

I like a meat feast with plenty of sausage!

I hate anything slightly fishy so would stay well clear of anchovies as a topping. Minging.