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Funny you keep bringing Blowjob back as he seems to have disappeared.

Was that your plan all along?

You're the biggest failure so far sunshine. Does that describe all of your life or just your life on DF?

Seriuosly, I thought the post was about fruit: apple for me...same for phone (but now the dilema is 4s or hold out for 5) :shock: It's all gibberish to BM, Ambassador! What I can contribute, for what it's worth, is that I have a new Samsung Galaxy thing, all singing, all dancing, but I miss my ipho...

Like Bora I had a hair dryer that burst into flames one day. I just pulled the plug and all was well, thank God. I hate fire. It's scarey. A few years ago (5) my friend's son was involved in a car accident. He lost control of his car, in which there were 4 young people, all under the age of 20. The ...

Diamonds! The bigger, the better!

It appears the two men from Cardiff-by-the-Indus had been on a jaunt to the Kenyan border to meet their mates from al-Shabab when they were arrested and shipped back to the uk! I'd like to say on behalf of the majority of the white population of the UK that we don't want them, thanks! Two 18-year-ol...

It's always easy to beat a one trick pony

Ambassador wrote:Where were your hairdies made? - where in China that is They are supposed to have a coil which when overheated (before flae) shuts. The hair dryer.

Bartender! Give me a pint of what the Ambassador's having!

Kid, what's with the anti US and anti Brit theme you've got going on?

Did your western girlfriend wave bye bye or something?

Cardiff-by-the-Indus??? I have to protest to the UN about this! :D BTW, there was only one Pakistani, according to this story. The other one was a Somali. How did you produce 2 Pakistanis out of the hat? :shock: Stop nitpicking Zonker! What's the difference, they're both Johhny Foreigners! I don't ...

God is clear - s.ex outside marriage is not allowed. Forced marriages not allowed. No room for paedophillia - and full references given in video above. Why continue to deny the facts herve?

If it's not allowed, then why is it practiced?

I have just watched footage on Sky News of the Colonel's last moments. How very disturbing! I don't like to see any human being being dragged and then executed while I'm having my porridge :shock: Maybe I would feel differently if I'd had to live under his dictatorship? Those last few minutes must h...

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There's nothing like a cuddle on a Friday morning

I'm not sure it was a bullet to the head Bora. Yes, there was a lot of blood but there didn't seem to be any exit wound. (I sky+d it and watched it back, .....just for educational value). They say he was shot in the stomach, although the French, German and UK governments are saying he was caught in ...

OH NO BM!!! What makes you think the US wants them??? :shock: I think the UK needs to build itself an exclusive club considering the number of potential terrorists that reside therein. :mrgreen: We could send them all to Butlins! :D (that probably won't mean anything to anyone who isn't British)

On another forum, Shafique had the nickname of Chubby, after Chubby Checker on doing the twist. Some were very inventive about it. :-). I think it started after Shafique was exposed that his alledged cousin in Beirut was just an imagination of his mind. LOOOOOOL! Chubby by name and Chubby by nature...

Shaf also clearly states that s.ex outside of marriage is not allowed and we all know how much that's adhered to, don't we?

Butlins is a class joint Bora 8) My parents wouldn't take me when I was a kid so the first time I got to go was when my soldier boyfriend booked us in for a week when he was on R&R from Northern Ireland when I was 17. It was the first week of the season and cheap deals to be had by Old Age Pensi...

I like the way you are posting in a different colour! I shall copy you the way you have copied someone's avatar :bounce: Cool 8)-- Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:15 am -- I do agree that every dictator should be punished for every thing he has done to his nation but whatever happened to Qaddafy Is just not rig...

Of course I beleive it Excellent. There's no fool like an unrepentant loon who is insisting a hoax is real. I love it. (And also the fact that my name is indeed Shafique, is going to drive you even more crazy - especially when BM drops you a line and tells you that is my name. LOL) You've really sh...

Well I have to say :D I've just had one of the best evenings in a long time, I can't remember when I laughed so much :bounce: You know when you agree to something and then wonder what you are letting yourself in for? Well that was BM tonight when I turned up for a planned DF meetup :oops: My fears w...

is it 17.5%? I know I'm a bit sad, I had to check with Beth

See, you guys stick to insults and can't address the actual topic. Herve, I'm stunned that you were employed in French secret service capacities. I have no secret service training, just have a Masters degree, Is this your idea of sticking to the topic Kanelli? I hope Herve wasn't too badly injured ...

I'm considering applying for the job as maid

I have to state that an old sports injury will prevent me from performing in the back of anything less than a Range Rover Sport.

300 of London's great unwashed have managed to close st Paul's Cathederal for the first time since WW2. They are protesters from the Occupy London Stock Exchange and have now been camped in the churchyard in London for a week and have refused to leave. The dean has cited health and safety concerns f...

I've published something. In this little cat and mouse game, you are the big loser herve, and you don't even see it! No way! :shock: Really? Gosh you're feeling mighty proud this morning Kanelli, your masters degree has got a mention too, i see. :D Herve's got a new book out soon too. I believe a c...

It's all very bizarre in Misrat at the moment. The have the Colonel's body and that of his son on show in a fridge in the local shopping centre. Organised tours are available for families and single men. Dignitaries can have their own private viewing :shock: I was amazed at the amount of women milli...

well your English seems ok. Is Arabic your first language? I don't want to learn pillow talk speaking Arabic with a dodgy accent

I like the sound of that plan! A DF meet up in Miami

I wonder if Shafique will get a special invitation? After all, the Imam is based on him Or is he just named after him We'll have to wait for the launch!

I think they just learn from the master.