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I do remember though that I was dumped twice, by just breaking contact abruptly. Maybe their Blackberry was down FD, :? Oh well, not a biggie, the girl had big daddy issues, she wanted daddy to spank her for being a bad bad girl . Well I think you had a lucky escape with that one. If she started at...

If it wasn't so serious an attempt to kill 289 people on an International flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, you would have to laugh at this buffoon. He was preparing to die and enter heaven," Tukel said. "He purified himself. He washed. He brushed his teeth. He put on perfume." After ...

That made me LOL Bora :D I especially liked the way you described the man as being light on his knees. :P We have a TV show here in the UK called The Worlds Most Disgusting Bodies, or something like that. I can't bring myself to watch it. If I had a body like that I would not reveal it on National T...

Brievik and his friends are managing to make explosives that work from instructions on the internet - so the lack of success from these wannabe jihadists is either they are from the very, very shallow end of the genepool or that somehow Al Qaeda operatives can't make bombs outside of the Middle Eas...

I have my doubts that you are model material, luv.

Good. Saved some money for the USA and they need it. Now death penalty (actually carried out) would also help. Don't think the death penalty is an option in this case. I guess unlike Victoria he could not keep it secret. The last time I looked, Ambassador, Victoria's Secret didn't do man-size diape...

There is definately a difference between Ladies of Leisure, who stay at home and employ a slave, to women who have to juggle work and child care to try to contribute to the household income. In this day and age it is almost impossible to raise a family on a single income. Personally it would do my h...

Bora Bora wrote:Well it's not exactly a chick magnet!!

That's shallow Bora! Just close your eyes and think of Starsky and Hutch Didn't they drive a car like bens?

Different colour, different accent Ive always had a good imagination.

benwj wrote:I had to google it too.

Seems a bit expensive in California though.

They are only 15 dirhams in Al Quasais. No appointments necessary. Just line up behind all the Paki Labourers and wait your turn.

I'm getting the feeling that I'm a giver, rather than a taker.

Oh lighten up BM! Oh lighten up Kanelli!-- Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:31 am -- Kanelli should be logging in shortly BM :lol: The govt should make it easier for a parent to stay at home full time at least until the child is at pre-school. At the moment the only mothers at home are the ones on welfare. What ...

You are worried about your local friend being discriminative yet most of your posts are aimed at certain nationalities and religions BM !! pick a line ,will you. :wink: I don't worry about anything uaekid :D Just posting on DF! :wink:-- Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:46 am -- BM - has FD and eh taught you how ...

zonker wrote:I've never heard of a Centura. Is that an Australian car? Was that like a Holden, which I know is Australian.

I didn't know you liked cars Zonker? I thought it was just women! So here, just for you. is Daisy Duke and her shorts (or lack of them!) Enjoy

So, do you think that if Shaf was there witnessing this numpty attempting to set off his bomb, he wouldn't have done the same thing as Mr. Schuringa? No, Mr. Schuringa is a fit man. He air-jumped from his chair over other chairs that would make a pro American football player jealous. Shaf's plump b...

one had a a long hair on her nipple and the other girls hair smelled when i kissed her :shock: no thank you :shock: Im speechless Bora! (well nearly!) The first case is just downright bad grooming general. I hope you told her to sort herself out. There's nothing worse than having a hair stuck in yo...

Between 3 & 4 yo. By then they should want to go to school anyway. Under 2 they don't fully understand what is happening and are still shitting their pants. You wiill say that Beth turned out fine, but what about your other daughter who obviously craves male domiance and is insecure. She might ...

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You can come and work for me Zonker.

If you haven't met Shaf, how do you know if he's plump or not? It was an American airline, likely most of the passengers were too plump to do anything :lol: . If most of the passengers were Europeans they were likely too drunk to do anything. :lol: So yes, thankfully the fit and sober Dutch guy was...

I wasn't able to post the clip of Borat with his sister, who he keeps in a cage, so I have posted the Best of Borat. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyouebVnKHc

I'm confused and need clarification

the other girls hair smelled when i kissed her

Is this the other girl's hair or the girls other hair?

This is obviously one for DF's expert in English comprehension, Sir Shafique of Surry!

I'm feeling a bit guilty today. I've cheated on my hairdresser. I phoned him and he didn't have any appointments left so I went elsewhere. I blame it on him. It's all his fault. If he wants to neglect me then what can he expect? All the time I was having my hair cut today, I thought of my hairdresse...

The family of abducted Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit has "sold" Israel for the price of their son's freedom, a man suspected of vandalizing the memorial of slain Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin told Haaretz, just hours before he defaced the Tel Aviv site. Late Thursday night, the Rabin memoria...

That's a bit like tuning into ManchesterUnited.TV to see how City are getting on LOL!

Jewish terror victims group to petition Israel High Court against prisoner exchange The High Court of Justice will hear a petition by a terror victims organization against the release of Palestinian prisoners in exchange for Gilad Shalit. The petition is to be submitted early next week, only after ...

THE YOUNG GUY IS DEFINITELY A TERRORIST. How much more explicit can Shaf be? He has not stated any support or excuses for the terrorist at all. DONT WORRY SHAF, KANELLI HAS YOUR BACK! :lol:-- Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:52 pm --The terrorist was indeed a terrorist but it appears that to acknowledge it and t...

It takes a loon to know one

What a silly word numpty is.

Can you explain to me in simple terms why you felt the need to throw the white fella into the mix?

You can use big letters if you want, I have a problem with joined up writing.

Oh no....I couldn't have a man tidy up down there. That would be wrong.

You need to go back to my post Shafique, I think you are getting carried away with trying to show your knowledge of the English language. I didn't ask what numpty meant, just stated that it is a silly word. I can't say I've ever heard an English man say the word 'numpty'. That would definitely be cl...

I guessed as much zonker

Of course you did.

Loon's and their wild theories, eh!!? Loons are easily identifiable to the rest of us... a common trait is to speak about issues they admit to knowing nothing about, like this interview. :D Cheers, Shafique Who's us? :drunken: You and the Reverend Mother? In that case thank bloody God I'm a loony :D