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I found this one when looking at your link general.

That Nirvana classic! There's a bit of comedy value going on there general.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KZjnFZv ... re=related

If I wanted to make wild accusations there are a few people I could accuse to try to make them look bad. People are doing it to me, accusing me of posting filth and attaching my daughters name to it.
I don't make that type of accusation lightly.

Are you still beating your gums Kanelli?

This was supposed to be Zonker's thread on love.

Take a day off, why don't you?

I'll tell you what I don't like Ambassador. When some girl washes your hair then starts to give you one of those 'relaxing' head massage. It always kind of freaks me out! I do not want a 'relaxing' head massage off some woman. In fact I don't want anything but my hair washed, thanks. Of course I'm m...

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
the way I wind,
I think its time
to
la la-la la la,
warm it up.

Not creepy at all. if it's done properly it's super relaxing and feels fantastic. But some people are just rubbish at giving head massages. I like the salons that have a proper lie down bed for the wash basins, then you're not hurting your neck. Err, I hate being touched like that, who wants to be ...

Mmmmm, I'll keep them open if that's ok

desertdudeshj wrote:Shaf, might I suggest ignoring all posts from and threads from EH, we all know he is nothing but a troll, so lets not feed the troll. Remember sometime back no one fed him and he almost dissappeared.

Now if he did that who would he talk to? Let me guess......

desertdudeshj wrote:^^^
Trolling again.

How come everyone is a troll but you and Shafique?

When was the last time you posted anything that anyone could reply to?

Haven't you got anything to say? Anything at all? Nothing?
Nichts?
nihilum?
ingenting ?
nishto ?
ei mitään?
rien?
semmi?
nitchevo?

It may have been one of the least plausible attempts to avoid deportation - but it worked. An illegal immigrant was allowed to stay in Britain because he had a cat, it was revealed yesterday. The unnamed Bolivian was spared deportation after he told a court that he and his girlfriend had bought the ...

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desertdudeshj wrote:Once again more trolling.

Once again nothing of any substance to post.

A balls up by the Immigration Department? I don't beliiiieeeevvve it :shock: Cats have become the new 'must have' in Bradford. I hope they realise a p.ussy's for life and not just for a passport. Not to worry they can always chuck them in a Balti Chicken Tikka, or is a Chicken Tikka Balti? I'm never...

You were once a moderator on this forum yet you never moderated any posts that read 'Death To All Jews'. If you can claim that EH is more of a religious nutter than your friend Sym, you are even more warped than I first thought. His language and the content of his posts was truely disturbing. Sym ha...

I'm asking the posters on this forum who wish the death on people. eh - you've already been exposed as the most extreme religious fanatic here - surpassing even Sym. Cheers, Shafique eh is clearly more of an extremist religious fanatic than sym. Let's keep this thread about the hate crime in the US...

Sym was driven to his hatred of Jews because of the 'Islamophobes' on this forum, BM. Don't you see? That also completely explains Sym's intense hatred for Shi'ites as well. His expressed hatred of Shi'ites was to get back at the 'Islamophobes'. It's all logical. You got to think logically to reach...

I wondered about posting the image of Mohammed with a stick of dynamite in his head drawn by the Danish cartoonist.

Would this be acceptable or would the Muslims have a serious bout of sense of humour failure?

What's your fasination with people's knickers?

You didn't answer my question whether it would be acceptable to post the image of Mohammed with a stick of dynamite planted in his head.

I found Jacobs Creek at £5.99 per bottle in a filling station in Kendal, Cumbria and I only purchased one bottle!

Now that's what I call restraint.

That made me feel dead proud

I recommend they wear knickers with spandex. When it can't be wound up any further there is a release mechanism that allows one to bounce back, only to wind themselves up again!!! Much more durable and lasts longer than cotton. :lol: :lol: Durable: Able to withstand wear, pressure, or damage; hard-...

Your silence is deafening there.

How about you answering a question Shafique. Why are you avoiding it?

Bethsmum wrote:You didn't answer my question whether it would be acceptable to post the image of Mohammed with a stick of dynamite planted in his head.

googling womans knickers again! tut tut.

I have been working away from home for a couple of days and last night I was at a bit of a loose end so I decided to pop down the High Street to the Dog and Mugger for a couple of what ever was on offer. I'm a bit of a people watcher, and I sat at the bar minding my own business, checking my emails ...

zonker wrote:Further translation from the quoted Rehman Baba's poetry:
"Each tree bears its own fruit; I have never seen a pomegranate growing in a lemon tree."!

Have you been on the Chivas again Zonker?

Interesting question BM. Its all hindsight now, but first off, never let your drink unattended. Thats a big nono! You are right FD, never leave your drink unattended, especially if you are a woman! However...it was a Wednesday night in The Dog and Mugger and when the sneezer entered the pub, we wer...

The parents of the captured IDF soldier Gilad Shalit have sent him a video message. Gilad Shalit was abducted by Hamas in a cross-border raid on June 25, 2006. He has been held by Hamas since then without any contact from his family or visits from the International Committee of the Red Cross or any ...

The Shin Bet security service has arrested two Palestinian citizens from Halhoul who admitted to throwing a rock that caused a fatal crash near Kiryat Arba on September 23rd. 25-years-old Asher Palmer and his one-year-old son Yonatan were killed after their vehicle flipped over. http://www.haaretz.c...

The Movenpick at The Walk JBR. Massive screens!

Brilliant atmosphere that gets packed during Premier League matches. Happy hour is 6 till 9 (I think).

Ha'way The Lads!

Now we have been formally introduced, you can call me BM. May I call you GF? No Mags on here, I don't think, or none who would admit to it. LOL Sage & Onion is a West Ham supporter and FD supports a Dutch team, but that's because he's Dutch, or is it Netherlander, I'm not sure. Any foreigners wi...