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Could you ask Mrs Shafique if she could lend me her burque then i wouldnt have to bother with the blue rinse.

A snitch? How very dare you call my friend a snitch for letting me know you' ve been sending PMs about me to my friends!

If he's a snitch what does that make you? At best a sly underhand little b1tch and at worsta coward. Which is it Big Girl?

Unfortunately men show their very ugly side on this forum on a daily basis
Even sick children aren't out of bounds

The slack jaw was a give away Johnny! Why so touchy about Asian men?

Whats up with Americans?

One of my best friends is American! She seems perfectly normal to me!

How amusing munchkin!
Quite the little joker aren't you? I bet you keep everyone amused down at the taxi rank on a slow night.

Try to think of something original though! You cant hang on others shirt tails for ever!

^Shouldn't you be concentrating on your Bingo? BTW - I asked my wife about the Burqa request - she suggested I ask my mum to help you out, as she doesn't have anything that would suit a granny. :D She muttered something about mutton dressed as lamb ... does that mean something to you? ;) :D But ser...

You know BM, Shafique! What goes on in London stays in London.
But to give you a clue Im not quite that desperate....yet. I can still draw breath

You seem overly concerned with BM turning an Asian down Shafique
Most English men would applaude that.

only God knows what you have been studying at school :s 50 arabs die in Afghanistan riots. FAIL The arab springs, chaos in Afghanistan and Pakistan, Iraq, bring death only to arabs. FAIL Once the Islamic oil runs dry, and if the West stands together and stands firm to contain islam in their land, I...

What a sad story! Poor kid!

No chance Mahmoud! BTW Altzheimers makes you forget! As you see there is nothing wrong with my memory

desertdudeshj wrote:Ah ! I see, you're still under the impression that you're a critter...ahem I meant critic !

A muslim joke! hahaha

As I said Shafique Im not that desperate

Becareful Shafique! You know what happened the last time you took a light hearted dig at my sick daughter.

Arent they all?

DearJohn wrote:Don't know, ask your daughter. Se is with one isn'tshe?

Cant help yourself can you Shafique? My daughter suffered brain damage after a serious brain infection.

Thats her excuse.

I have taken lessons from the Muslims Repeat repeat repeat

desertdudeshj wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:But to give you a clue Im not quite that desperate....yet. I can still draw breath

Thats correct windbags got her sheep and cucumbers to keep her company

does Mrs Taxidriver know you fantasise about blondes in this manner munvhkin?

I hope you had both hands on the keyboard while you were writing that Johnny.

DearJohn wrote:She was with him before her brain damage though right?
I suppose he was a minger and love was blind.
We can leave it at that if you like.

Why leave it there sunshine i can see youre just getting warmed up, again.
where did you get that nugget from? She most certainly was not!

Well spotted Gertrude.

If you're going to attempt to rant in English then plesse improve your grammar.
Its we've had a poll.

And a couple of brave pills.

LOL BM needs a bog and a bucket - all a bit tragic really. No fishing Zonker, I merely told ytou not to feed the troll, but clearly you feed her ALOT. No details please, the mind boggles far too much. And Chocs needs her brave pills. Dishing out the orders via PM! LOL you shot yourself in the foot ...

Im quite proud of my efforts to recycle my rubbish and unwanted goods. It has been forced upon us in the UK as our refuse is only collected once a fortnight. I realise it is different in Dubai but was wondering if you were forced to, would you recycle more of your rubbish. I never buy vintage clothe...

Surely God doesnt have a backside with its own post code? Have you seen fatty biggin himself up on the internet?

I love google! Cheers Shafique!

PS id give those curry pies a miss if i were you!

It shows! I would normally say that you're a bit of a chubber but seeing as you like the truth, you are a right fat bastard

The first rule in discovering a fraud is to use google as bigheads always like to big their sad lives up on the internet

Now Johnny is going to claim that he has gathered that Bora's husband is Eygyptian by her latest posts.

Master stroke Shafique!

Bovvered is a word that sunshine uses when he says BM is a chav.
It must be a Johnny English phrase!