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You never said which one you were Zonker! I have been both BM! :D Allow me to explain. I started off with all good intentions and wanted to go to heaven. Halfway, I realized the wait was going to be longer than my attention span, so I quietly stepped off that bandwagon, and am currently enjoying he...

I think Grammar Nazi needs to make an appearance to kick SPG's butt ! Who needs a spell checker who can't spell and terrible grammar ? Who can't spell and terrible grammar? :drunken: :drunken: You been on the lash again munchkin? -- Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:18 pm -- Put it in your diary SCG. I'll make su...

This reminded me of my days as an army wife. My husband was in a cavalry regiment where all the officers and their ladies were 'mega' posh. One day I was talking to our Colonel's wife who told me she was off to John Lewis' to buy some new 'tiles'. 'New tiles?' says I, 'I didn't know John Lewis sold ...

It was, until it got flufficated. Well done! good use of the word "flufficated" that although would not appear in most grammatical corrections, would get you 100 points on countdown. I can't see my munchkin watching Countdown, SCG. He likes blood and guts. Maybe he plays Scrabble? How man...

general_A wrote:can i get a little bit of both?

I have come across many men who try general!

man is greedy you know :D I've come to realise that general, but what would we do without you? :)-- Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:12 pm -- BTW, I was pushed off that bandwagon! But as Rhett Butler would say:" Frankly, my dear, I dont give a damn!" :P Ah Zonker, we all need an excuse once in a while...

Bora, can a man be named of the birth certificate without his permission? :shock: That certainly can't happen in the UK where the father, if not married to the mother, must be present at the registration of birth. This prevents David Beckham being named as the father of every other child born in the...

1 in 5 people have had a row with their neighbours and 1 in 20 have had to move home because of bad feelings, according to reports I've read in the media. Thankfully I don't have any neighbours and as I sit writing this and look out of the window, all I can see is a few sheep. I seem to get on ok wi...

Ramadan Kareem to you all.

OMG that's scarey!

Also don't blame him, have you seen Miss Kennedy !!! :shock: OK, you might get a fright if you woke up beside her without her make-up on, but put a bag over her head and she's dead sexy, and a hell of a lot better looking than the maid who looks like they broke the ugly stick on her and is grose fr...

If only people would hold their hands up and admit their errors, all would be fine instead of wriggling out of failed circumstances. Oh, the irony of it all ! LOL yeah SCG being the one who's pants at grammar, spelling and punctuation - epic fail. Surely you mean 'laugh out loud, yes' ?-- Mon Aug 0...

I wonder if your room mate has a crack den going on FD?

At 23.00 every night he shagged his gf for 5 min on a very sqeaky bed.

All of 5 min! Lucky lass

We were talking about the maid that arnie shagged, but I too was thinking about DSK's hooker who has that same overweight spanish/mexican/philipino transvestite look about her. DSK's hooker. LOL I never thought Arnie was much of a looker either, in fact he's repulsive. I once saw an interview with ...

drewpeacock wrote:BM, Fantastic idea.

I am home alone at the moment and BS free until 20.00 hours each evening for the next ten days before I move onto Jockistan for a wee bit.

Sounds like a private party then Drew.

Is that near Southampton?

It's got to be Engerland!
An English lady has just been voted Body Of The Year.

1st Helen Mirren
2nd Elle McPherson

Chocoholic wrote:That's gross at anytime. Given that some strict people won't even swallow their own spit during fasting hours - I'd say no!

Here's one for BM:

http://www.hoteliermiddleeast.com/12016 ... dan-rules/

I'm a swallower

drewpeacock wrote:Your especially invited BM.

That's very kind of you Drew. Who's providing the entertainment? You or me?

Oh do stop nit picking Chocs and just cast your vote! It's only for fun
The reason Mel put Engerland as that is what I put on the other thread. Deliberatley I might add.

Chocoholic wrote:Well the same goes for most I think, but you know what? Sometimes you just have to suck it up.

Oh do stop nit picking Chocs and just cast your vote! It's only for fun :roll: The reason Mel put Engerland as that is what I put on the other thread. Deliberatley I might add. It's not nit picking, it's gross errors that are beyond ridiculous. Oh Jeeeezus Christ! Did you have a sense of humour by-...

drewpeacock wrote:IRAN.

Where the f...................is Rockhampton Sir?

I initially thought that ben was refering to a part of his anatonomy but I googled it to find that Rockhampton is in Queensland. Maybe ben has a teenage love that he hasn't got over! Awww! Bless!

I can't believe I nearly missed wishing my favourite Yorkshireman Happy Yorkshire Day! It doesn't seem a year since I wished you all the best on JBRcommunity, Dillon! How time flies :D How have you celebrated this year Dillon? Here's a few examples of what you fellow countrymen were enjoying! dig ou...

desertdudeshj wrote:Damn ! And I was so set on becoming a Jew by the end of this year !

Don't be silly munchkin. You can't be Jewish unless your mother is Jewish. It's not like Islam you know

Don't worry mel! Poor old Chocs :( She's just a bundle of laughs.-- Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:40 am -- I think I'll vote Engerland here.......also commonly known as England I hope! Although its not a city :shock: Well done Zonker! Skin like porcelain and cheeks like roses! And they can fart for England! Go...

Oh yeah…I can still remember BM’s comment about Filipinas…..”they come slightly ahead of dogs”. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you miss quoting me there? If my memory serves me right I think I said something along the lines of that's what my Mr Emirati said/thought about getting involved with ...

I guess you must be right ! This is what you get when you google image Yorkshire women !!! http://www.google.ae/search?q=yorkshire+women&hl=en&biw=800&bih=419&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=Ot03TuuMBcyKhQfZvMSXAg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=...

Russia: after Dubai I have a thing against Russian women, although they can be beautifull/hot. Partly agree. Looking at the ladies in Dubai, who speak Russian with distinctive accent, I always wonder where they were found. At least, It's hard to find so ugly faces in Moscow and suburbs. What more s...

Well it's very rarely that I kiss family, friends or aquaintences and certainly not work mates, except at Christmas and after a shed load of drink, and then only my boss, because he's fit. If someone went to kiss me then I would go along with it for fear of being rude and not wishing to offend them ...