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I'm partial to the Blaydon Races after a couple of bottles of Broon Dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PrMaVjHS74

It's just Shafique being silly, again.

spellcheckergirl wrote:Get to BEEP ya fat BEEP or l will hit you with my weapon BEEP BEEP BEEP

Gosh, I'm well impressed at the amount of people speaking Persian on this forum. Thanks SPG.

Terminal boredom Drew?

Well you can but try! I would say it depends how long the flat has been empty. Put an offer in and if it gets refused try somewhere else or, if you really like the place, offer more. It's called negotiation! BTW, I have just let my place in JBR, one bedroomed furnished, sea view, on a low floor for ...

Jesus! And they say women go on and on and on.

Honestly BM you are like a broken record accusing people of telling tales about the UAE.

That's rich! The only time you post is to winge about the UAE and your wife's experience at the hands of Dubai Police.

The thing that gets up my nose is text talk. I really hate ppl, coz and all that rubbish. If you are going to write something in English, please don't use text talk. It's so sloppy! Why do some people have a problem with 'your' and 'you're'? I'm not just talking about the odd slip up, which we all m...

Well Tom, I'm so pleased to know you're on the mend. I wondered when you would choose to post again.

I hope you enjoy your weekend. There's nothing more therapeutic than spending it with people you love.

Good luck and I wish you a full and speedy recovery. One of DF's heroes!

I'm not keen on men in tights.

I wonder if the Smurfs realise they are in good company?

And I wonder why we should ask Herve about Dastardly, who plainly isn't French?

Is that supposed to be a joke? It wasn't as funny as the one about the English man called Shafique. Now that's bloody hilarious.

shafique wrote:^Short answer: No.
But... I do like the colour blue and have fond memories of the Smurfs...

Cheers,
Shafique

You are nearly as funny as Dubai Knight. Keep up the good work.

Cheers
BM

desertdudeshj


Prat? (me being a lady doesn't allow me to say twat)

You can always turn away, or cover your eyes, if you see something you don't like Shafique.

I was watching a programme on BBC2 tonight about rock anthems. It was challenging Guy Chambers to write a rock anthem in 3 days. You may, or may not, know Guy Chambers as the writer of 'Let Me Entertain You', a song that turned into an anthem for Robbie Williams. I'm not a great fan of Robbie Willia...

drewpeacock wrote:He'll knows Bora

Drew, you need to add more tonic to that Bombay Sapphire.

Can't see the link general but watched it on youtube. Cant say it's something I'd want Beth to watch

Now I think you're clearing insulting the smufs A :D Now if you're refering to Herve, munchkin, I'd like to see you lay your life down for your country, as Herve did. Why, you have a problem even admitting to being a Pakistani so how you would be prepared to serve your country is another matter :sh...

general_A wrote:she shouldnt, will ferrill said it is a man thing LOL

Well, I worry about the man thing The most violence I want to watch is the Battle of Waterloo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2014278/Jailed-footballers-freed-judges-rape-appeal-say-girls-12-wanted-love.html And I thought our courts are bad loooool -- Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:27 am -- But wait , that girl on the picture is 12 ? What steroids is she on .. I'm not sure whether you think the...

Now if you are with your family and kids, take them to the Dubai city tour, desert safari Dubai since it is worlds most visited tour for ages. Desert safari in Dubai is top class tour with many activities specially being in Dubai desert. Desert safari is Dubai is in high demand that is operates eve...

That's what I love about this kind of topic, it reminds you of stuff you'd loved and forgotten about.
The Animals, just brilliant, and Eric Burdon, a Geordie!

Wasn't 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon' an anthem for some war?

I'm a great believer in anyone being allowed to post what they want on a public forum and this morning I thought I'd have a look for some light relief before I start dusting or whatever a woman does on a rainy Sunday in England. I clicked on active topics and 12 out of the top 16 were telling me why...

Really? Do I really have to spell out the obvious?! Dubai being in the UAE is Muslim country - we are 2 weeks away from the start of Ramadan. This year is going to be particularly difficult for those fasting as the days are much longer at this time of year. Please be a little more sensitive. But th...

It's called using your brain and being a bit sensitive BM. I actually thought your thread pretty insulting. It was a pretty daft thing to post given a. the place the forum targets and b. the time of year. Perhaps engage common sense before posting next time hey. Well to coin one of your much used p...

I think it's more the usual case of, you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Well in your case I have to say, it takes one to know one. Sorry Bora, not really off topic there, the OP was about the heat making you stupid, was it not? I'll dare to express an opinion, if Chocs doesn't object. And for those ...

event horizon wrote:I don't sympathize with anyone in the story...

That's a bit hard EH. The girls were vunerable and I blame the parents for that and the men were taken in by some stupid females.

I would hope that everyone has learnt a lesson the hard way.

Bora Bora wrote:No, BM, I was asking for placenta!!!! instead of polenta!!!!

Oh! LOL so you are the stupid one? Guess that makes me stupid aswell for misreading your post. It's been 15c today, I'm not myself

I can't help but feel that these girls were vunerable. They were 12 years old. I have a 15 year old daughter. She has access to mobile phones and the internet. I still don't think she has had as much experience of life as I had when I was her age, despite the enhanced communications. It's up to the ...

It's called using your brain and being a bit sensitive BM. I actually thought your thread pretty insulting. It was a pretty daft thing to post given a. the place the forum targets and b. the time of year. Perhaps engage common sense before posting next time hey. Common sense and windbag, thats oxym...