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What a complete load of bollocks. Bros? The next thing is you'll all be having a group hug.

Mmmm, I thought Zonker was taking the piss! LOL, maybe not! Now give kanelli her due, Sir Shafique has rallied to the cause, come out of semi retirement to reply to the Sudan question. And very interesting reading it made (not). Apparantly he predicted the north and south would split, Khartoum is fr...

A girl I work with was asked out and thought she was going to be treated to a meal.
Her date only bought her a drink and then took her home. When they arrived at her door, he obviously expected to be invited in.

She shut the door in his face, telling him, 'I don't f**k on an empty stomach'.

What's a wedgie MCL?

In my part of the world it's when your knickers get stuck up the cheeks of your bum

My friend's dad has diabetes. He got a small sore on one of his toes and was treated by his nurse who dressed the wound. Four days later, when the dressing was removed, gangrene had set it and the toe was black. The toe was amputated and the wound was dressed. Four days later the dressings were chan...

Another fishing expedition. Hello munchkin! Where've you been hiding? I thought we'd lost you after your date to the Wild Wadi! I nearly warned you munchkin :shock: that person who you were asking prices of, well he PM'd me to say he was a man LOL! Be careful of people you meet on an internet forum...

I have a friend ( who recently left for home ) who fought in the Sudan civil war back in the day for the longest time, before he was sent here, real tough guy and a proper bush man, heat, sand and stuff like that didn't bother him at all. Could fall asleep anywhere. Once after a few grueling days i...

Three replies here too! Wow! Well two if you discount K's reply to Chocs.

These health stories makes me sad and blue. If only there is a cure for everything. I am watching my diet lol .. I'm slim already, I'm 175 cm and 66 kg. But blood sugar is what I'm worried about. Well Sym, I'm glad to hear it's only your blood sugar you are worried about! I was a bit concerned when...

That's no way to address Kanelli DDS? Is it coincidence that you show up the same time as SPG? :lol: :lol:-- Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:32 pm -- How about you piss off, please ! Amazing how c0ck and spg always make an appearance on the forum in sync. Gosh, you've got a way with words munchkin! A bit of a s...

Ambassador wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:Oh no! another dilema! Now we are not only confused about the Ambassador's gender, but also his/her nationality, although I have to say I think he/she is English:D

Or religion,
Or occupation,
Or age,
Or marital status

You're right Ambassador, you don't give much away. You're a mystery!

^^Thanks for that humor BM! :) Please dont let it go any deeper though! For old times sake if nothing else! I am taking a little walk away from DF. And may not return for some time. A long little walk. Thought you might find that interesting too! Hey Zonker! You're talking in riddles! What do you m...

desertdudeshj wrote:One of my Canadian mates sent me the link

I thought the Irish were notrious for being sheep shaggers or was that the Scottish ?

It's the Welsh.

Who could ever understand Sir Shafique's twisted logic?

I liked Herve's book. It was written by him and his view of what happened. I think if I'd been through what he had I'd be a bit biased too. He's allowed to be biased, he's human.

And I'd make allowances for someone with that accent

I only like James Brown singing S.e.x Machine. I much prefer KC and the Sunshines Please Don't Go. If you live, at least in my life time I had one dream come true I was blessed to be loved by someone as wonderful as you :cry: :cry: :cry: Still time for a come back Dillon! http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Well the Euro Millions lottery had another roll over this week and the estimated jackpot now stands at £154m. I can't imagine winning that sort of money! Just what would you do with it all? I think I'd want to keep it secret, I'd be frightened someone would come and kidnap my beautiful Beth :cry: Ha...

Yea Yea Zonker don't go......we need a punching bag, and you cld use one too :lol: :D MCL, Zonker has told me he doesn't intend to come back to DF which makes me feel sad. I don't like to see anyone feel that they must leave DF. This is an internet forum and people should be allowed to express thei...

Who's ignoring Kanelli? I think she's hilarious.

How do you know what the truths are Bora? So how can you say what are untruths or fabrication?

Just healthy discussion Bora.

I think educational standards are slipping in the UK too. Every year we are told how 90 odd % of students achieved this and that and pass rates were increasing. Actually I think GCSE's and A levels are getting easier. There is little emphasis on English grammar, it just doesn't seem to be important ...

Money isn't everything. Plus who cares - it's the 'Euro' millions. Here we have National Bonds, which are the same idea as Premium Bonds and pretty good actually. Although no I think your name has to be something like Fatima Mahmoud to be able to win something. :roll: Asking what you could do if yo...

Chocoholic wrote:My point was it's the "Euro' millions - do we live in Europe? er no we don't - another irrelvent post.

oh shut your face you moaning old bag. I didn't complain when you were posting about your French wine. Are we in France, no, we bloody aren't.

drewpeacock wrote:Are the topics UAE specific only now?

I'm confused!

Only when Chocs decrees it so. This rule applies to everyone but her, Kanelli and DK.

Mel. I once went to an Iftar buffet in the Royal Mirage. It was lovely! I so love that hotel!

When are you going to be in Dubai Mel?

Welcome back RC. Funnily enough, I was wondering, just today, where you had disappeared to. I think it was spurred on by a discussion I had about Russian men always being accompanied by 'dolly' birds.
Anyway, that was slightly off topic. Sorry everybody.

Eggs in Papua New Guinea are very expensive. Anyone know why? Well Ambassador, my geography isn't too bad, but I'm ashamed to say I had no idea where Papua New Guinea was, so I googled it. It's not that far from Aus, I see. I've no idea why eggs are so expensive there. Are we talking normal hens eg...

I have to say, I'm a big fan of Mr Beckham and I quite like Victoria too, but what the hell are they thinking about calling their baby daughter Harper Seven Beckham? That is one of the strangest handles I've ever come across. Poor kid! I thought all the names given to their sons were strange, but th...

Isn't everyone called Mohammed general?

are we going back to talk about skirts and dresses or what??? :lol: :lol: :lol:-- Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:23 am --Well we have gone from skirts or trousers through some nutter demonstrating on the streets of London, to diabetes and amputated toes and limbs, touched on Aids and Marmite and now back to sk...