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Welcome back Ambassador, long time no post. I thought you may forgotten your log in again. When I'm in Dubai, I always shower, so it's shower gel for me here, but when at home, I bathe at night and shower in the morning. I prefer soap in the bath. My preference is Chanel No5, but it's a bit pricey a...

Do I really have to write this down in simple mans terms for you? Ambassador is a MAN? Are you sure Chocs? :shock: I deliberatley left the Ambassador off BM's Shag, Marry,Avoid list because I wasn't convinced! Do you think I should update my list Chocs? What other evidence have you gathered to back...

Morning bora :D Yes he is entitled to speak his mind, but that does not entitle him to belittle expats (as well as making claims in a derogatory way about America, as well as trying to appear that he knows more about America than I would ). Well I reckon the kids only trying to get back at all those...

So can we clarify, just for the record, Bushra isn't Emirati, she's not sure what she is, DDS is a Pakistani but wishes he wasn't, Bora is a Yank, I'm English and FD is from the Netherlands or is it Holland? Oh and I nearly forgot, the UAEkid is from the UAE.

Good.

desertdudeshj wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:my preference is shower gel as there are so many that I can chose my "mood".

Women and their moods, eh ? Even in the shower they have to be moody

Men : Hooga booga, Ugh ! Me dirty, must make cleaning, where thing which make clean ?

So it's Fairy Washing Up Liquid for you munchkin?

This is very harsh. You should quoted Bushra's words properly, and considered the atmosphere or tense of that old thread. Her mom is an Emarati, and it doesn't make her any less than any other Emarati. Perhaps she might not be an Emarati passport holder due to the complicated laws, but she'll alway...

Perhaps she might not be an Emarati passport holder due to the complicated laws. If she does not have an Emirati passport, she is not an Emirati. I do... Well if I was an Emirati i wouldn't be throwing it all away to marry some Englishman (?) and live in Sports City. I don't hold an Iranian passpor...

Spinneys have the,m ,ubg tthey're normally in the fridge sectionwith other bread-like products. I love a good crumpet with butter and strawberry jam - yum yum Chocs, have you been on the lash again? You'll have spellcheckergirl on your case at that rate! Strawberry jam on crumpets? Nooooo, it's got...

I'm sorry but how retarded are you? What exactly am I throwing away? I'm not going to Sports City anymore - found a better place, but still I don't understand how that has anything to do with...ANYTHING, in the first place. What is your problem BM? More specifically; what is your problem with me. B...

Again, you were expecting miracles Chocs, lol. Like I said earlier, you can't fix stupid ! Best you can do it trying to cover it up with fluff. :D Do you do miracles in Islam? you can't fix stupid Don't give up munchkin, there's hope for you yet :D -- Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:00 pm -- It's a turn of phra...

What ever makes you think I have a problem with you? I have no idea who you are and I don't think you have too. :lol: :lol: :lol: Right, so you are just some bitter, rude old hag who can't find any comfort in the real world so you come and act like an absolute cow over the internet...got it. Glad w...

drewpeacock wrote:I have soaps from various hotels in the world where you cant beat the Burj Al Arab for their collection of soaps, aftershaves etc. Nothing on the shelf when I check out.

Gilchrist and Soames if I remember rightly Drew.

Right, so you are just some bitter, rude old hag who can't find any comfort in the real world so you come and act like an absolute cow over the internet...got it. LOOOL ! Yup pretty much got it right on the money there bushra, but be carefull now you'll be labled as someonw who does not have a sens...

symmetric wrote:

Flying Dutchman wrote:

symmetric wrote:It all goes around one equation ---> (Sym Vs. FD) ..

Relax Tex.

Agar Pars be joz viroon-sara nist, man in viroon-sara ra doost douram ~

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

(it's the only phrase I remember from school )

What confuses me though - is why you guys set yourself up for all this embarrassment. Did you not know I'd quote back your words for you, and show up a thread where there were multiple invented and exaggerated statistics?

Oh, the arrogance.

Chocoholic wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

(it's the only phrase I remember from school )

Or that you can remember from Lady Marmalade!

Or All Saints!

Is that like Puff, The Magic Dragon?

Agar Pars be joz viroon-sara nist, man in viroon-sara ra doost douram ~ voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" :lol: :lol: :lol: (it's the only phrase I remember from school :D ) Hahaha ,, What I wrote was not in French though, it was in Persian :mrgreen: Good one though lol I gathered that Sy...

Chocoholic wrote:Meh, don't really care what that numpty thinks, everyone is allowed to make typos and mistakes.

where's your sense of humour gone Chocs? SPG is all about a bit of fun

laugh and the whole world laughs with you.

desertdudeshj wrote:And why is it a non story ? Replace Jews and Israel with Muslim and any Arab country and the world press would be going mad with it.

its a non story because nothing got stoned. It's just you looking to knock Israelis and Jews again. it's any opportunity isn't it?

It is a bizare story. One, I'm surprised that there are Jews who believe that souls can transfer to other creatures (not something I would have thought is part of Judaism!) - and that in the 21st century they'd actually sentence a dog to death by stoning! Bizaro. Cheers, Shafique It took you a whil...

symmetric wrote:Spellcheckergirl -- Who are you?

Spellcheckergirl! Who else?

Agreed, no one likes a sanctimonious little biatch

Don't call Chocs names munchkin. It really isn't very nice. You really must learn to grow up!

Spellcheckergirl -- Who are you? :shock: My name is Spellcheckergirl! Who are you? I am only here to rid global forums of the ignorance that disturbs many posters by exposing individuals to bad English and Spelling. NATIONALITY IS NOT AN EXCUSE. IF YOU CANT DO ENGLISH CORRECTLY, DONT DO IT AT ALL! ...

FusionO wrote:What a funny question and yet am also taking time to reply, even funnier

You didn't give us your answer Fusion! Are you soap or gel?

desertdudeshj wrote:Medic !!! Can we have a medic here ! Wind bag has gone into severe stupidity arrest....AGAIN !

You're not pulling that 'trust me I'm a doctor' one on me munchkin! BM's not daft you know.

Where's Dillon??? He may be on his holidays Bora. :D -- Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:04 pm -- Will you sit on my knee Bora? Watch him Bora! :D Make sure he's got something on under that kilt. You may get more than you bargained for.-- Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:10 pm --Somehow I can't see my munchkin singing 'such...

Bora Bora wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:

drewpeacock wrote:Will you sit on my knee Bora?

Watch him Bora! Make sure he's got something on under that kilt. You may get more than you bargained for.

Should I have high expectations BM? Or start low and hope for the best.

Oh I don't think you'll be disappointed Bora!

For Drew.
The Scottish Doctor!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxB1gB6K-2A