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zonker wrote:I think the face looks familiar BM! I might have come across someone like that on DF!

What have I told you Zonker? Behave yourself. You don't want to get known as a racist do you?

It got me wondering, after FD's example of a tattoo on another topic, do you have or even like tattoos? I have to admit, I don't mind the odd discrete tattoo on a lady. In fact i have a small tattoo of a red rose, measuring about 5cms (2 inches in old money) on the back of my right shoulder. I'm not...

Get a grip Chocs. God help you if you have anything major happen.

I don't BM is trying to offend the Aborigines at anyway. I think she's just spotlighting the fact that their looks are not as beautiful as other people (in general), but surely taste of beauty varrys from one to another. For example, I seldom address blond hair as a symbol of beauty, but that doesn...

Get a grip Chocs. God help you if you have anything major happen. That's a bit harsh, don't you think? Surely you can't possibly believe that just because you don't see what Chocs experienced as difficult or, as you put it, major that she cannot either. If she loved her dog as much as she says she ...

how many of you here actually believe everything they read or hear in the news if you didn't actually witness it yourself? I've come to the point were i don't believe nothing anymore until i have heard it with me own ears or witnessed it with my own eyes, i could only imagine how much wrong we coul...

spellcheckergirl wrote:

zonker wrote:And let the fuhn begin!!!

Zonker buddy, no "H" in fun my child!

It code be in code SCG!

Worse than the tattoos is the compulsory boring tale that always has to go with it and there is never a tattoo that doesn't have one. I have a buddy who commited suicide so thats why I have a unicorn on my scrotum to honor his memory ? My little tattoo doesn't have a story DDS. I just fancied one, ...

spellcheckergirl wrote:

kanelli wrote:

blueshift wrote:Making superficial remarks about people of another race - that's just shallow.

Exactly.

GOOD WORK KANELLI.

desertdudeshj wrote:Oh FFS give it up drew.

Drew?

You guys roaming the www for camel toes and monkey se.x have nothing to decay from, you are already at rock bottom. I swear I neither knew camel toe, nor moose knuckle until I viewed that link capsicum gave before me.. However, I've seen many people in streets whom would depict the discription of t...

Do you know what BM, if you don't have anything nice to say, then just keep schtum hey - just because you don't agree, does not give you the right to try and make others feel bad for the way they feel. That little dog saw me through thick and thin, I brought her and my cat to Dubai with me - she wa...

benwj wrote:I think they call it "the emirati way". You know, safesex and all.

LOL.

when I was a kid, my cousin and I used to play with bees and worms. Made the bees to sting worms, so they would swell. Well now i think it was a mean game! :lol: melika969! I'm shocked, and there was BM thinking you were a sweet girl! LOL!! I hope you've got your tin hat on mel as I can only imagin...

I always liked the idea to get a dog, but my sis never let me! :oops: so once we went to a short trip with our friends. one of them brought his little dog, it was very young and it used to pee all over the place!!!! I was so pissed that I decided I never want one. One of my colleague told me a stor...

desertdudeshj wrote:Got a wondefull, clear and uninterrupted view from my window. Was thinking of heading out into the desert for this but then after a peek out of the window changed my mind.

Stay in DDS! There are reports of a werewolf in Discovery Gardens!

BM's new babies born tonight! Yum Yum! Well in a few months with horseraddish sauce and a Yorkshire pudding.

our rulers have been good to us even in the days when there was nothing but sand here, long before any of what has happend today in some countries, what you say is offending, disrespectful and ungreatful miss. I agree! How rude is that? I hate it when immigrants come to a country and totally disres...

Sad, but true. What about all the people who were 'tricked' with the promise of good office jobs and ended up as construction workers, with their passports taken away etc? Yes, the fault of the ruthless companies that would abuse people like that, but true non-the-less. Did you forget that the work...

no potatos on the side?

Of course!

I was once told my Roast Beef dinner was better than s£x. I wasn't sure whether to be flattered or gutted

Flying Dutchman wrote:Was the partner of that person present, when that was said?

I think it was me FD but I do make a bloody good Sunday lunch.

I just feel pity and sadness for the rest of you. I'm feeling your pain Chocs About 7 years ago I bought Beth a Westie puppy for Christmas ( i know Chocs, a dog is for life and not just for Christmas, but I figured as long as he didn't bite me, he'd be safe) We got the puppy on Christmas Eve, he wa...

You're a suck up is what you are! Don't play the whole pious thing either. You have zero and I mean zero idea of what it's like really in the UAE, you come once in a blue moon to your 'holiday' home. Well some of us have lived and worked our socks off for years. Keep your hair on Chocs! You'll be g...

I can't agree that smoking is great, I think it's an awful habit. I'm not bothered about the health issues, it's up to you to do what you want to do with your bodies. You can't smoke in public places in the UK, I like that. When I was in Dubai recently I went to the sports bar in The Movenpick on th...

Couldn't see it in the UK, too many clouds, as usual.

June 29th is a holiday in the UK. Everyone's on strike!

I won't be tho', I don't believe in strikes.

I have the chinese symbol for loyalty on my weiner

Is it a very small symbol?

Berrin wrote:LOL. I am getting fat and fleshy by the hour..Looking pretty tasty and yummy..How much would you pay for a pound of me?

I just nearly brought my dinner back

This one's for you, too, Drew! My favourite Scots man XX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IUYv8vVo_o

Well I looked at DF a couple of times on my friends IPad when I was away and couldn't decide whether it was the IPad I wasn't familiar with or that I wasn't keen on the new DF. I've just logged in on my PC and I have to say I'm still not sure. I liked the view active topics on the old style and you ...