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You're not uglier than the Abos are you munchkin? Oh poor you!!!!!

Aunty BM will still love you!!!

Thought I was having a sense of humour failure.

Very nice but for all that cost I would rather have had something not so small and very sparkly!

Something to sell when it all goes pear shaped

Perhaps I have a humour failure today, but this again is so not funny. I'll try again tomorrow, but cannot imagine that I will find a detailed description of how to do an ape funny. Get some sleep FD, It's been a long day.-- Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:26 am -- Did he say at 1:26 ‘and grab this nigger with ...

drewpeacock wrote:FO.

LOL LSMMTUAFIMC.

drewpeacock wrote:I love how the wind can shape the dunes.

I came across this recently!

My sensor also needed cleaning afterwards.

That's a hell of a sand castle Drew!

It's a work in progress, and some photos have really annoying marks as i later found out my sensor needed cleaning, so got some work to do there. Enjoy....or not, as the case may be! :D I thought they were very good! You definately have a talent. I would like one of your black and whites on my wall...

Very nice but for all that cost I would rather have had something not so small and very sparkly! Something to sell when it all goes pear shaped :D Im trying to guess BM! Something small???? very sparkly??????????? Does it also involve glue, gold stars, and icing sugar. Would it stick to my underpan...

But if you ever fancy a set of coasters with B+W sand dunes on, you now know where to go! :D My friend's a bit of a photographer, she was speaking to someone in Ibn Battuta about doing a 50/50 deal. I definately would be interested in having one or more of your pictures, whether on canvas or framed...

Random Drew! It's what BM loves about you! x

Once again Shafique excuses his language and behaviour by saying 'it wasn't me, I'm only repeating it'. I remember he did that with his 'white feral underclass' remark. I wonder if he uses that logic at home? i certainly don't. If Beth came home and used foul language (she doesn't by the way, I don'...

You didn't say if your picture was of an ape Zonker?

I bet it was. Apes are more human than some of the people I've come across in my time.

I'm not mentioning any names , DDS, so keep your turban on.

^^^The start of a new day!

But I'm glad to see that a few of us are offended by the term 'camel toes' - but I can't be blamed for coining the term (let alone for the ladies who commit this fashion faux pas!) It wasn't me! It wasn't me! Keep repeating yourself Shafique, that's your logic. If I keep banging on, I'll convince t...

Honest Chocs. NO EDIT BUTTON. I have "QUOTE" and the report exclamation only. Im distraught boo hoo. Do you have? Just came back after that post Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You only have a certain time to edit drew and then the opportunity is whisked away! I think DDS may be stalking you! Well at lea...

drewpeacock wrote:The Pope.

Which one?

-- Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:01 am --

@Sym, that looks like London, Is it?

How did we get from such a nice thing, to BM's Vjayjay? TMI! I had to google TMI. Chocs, it was just BM and Drew having a bit of fun, nothing to worry about. i would have thought, with you being in the entertainment industry, you may have grasped when someone was having a laugh. BTW Chocs, I don't ...

Still wondering what the OP link was about.

Silly old Shafique! it was about apes being able to romance a female ape. Just aswell you can't see it, it would have been a 'look away now!' moment.

You beat me to it Drew!
I somehow thought you wouldn't have a problem with Engerland bashing.



BTW I hope that miserable git Andy Murray doesn't win Wimbledon

Of course ben, I'm very pc. I would just like to say I'm not saying the Aborigines are all ugly, I've just never seen a good looking one. From the report I saw they seem to have a lot provided for them but there wasn't a lot of self help going on. The kids were roaming the streets during school hour...

benwj wrote:For a minute there I thought that DD had hit a rough patch again.

I think he has, isn't he slumming it in JBR at the moment?

You can fix looks, but....

Munchkin! if you can fix the looks those poor Aborigines were blessed with, then you are wasted as a taxi driver!

Making superficial remarks about people of another race - that's just shallow.

I'm shallow and they're ugly. Life's a b1tch.

Is it just me?

^^Keep smiling

Reminds me of the series banged up abroad ! Oh we only tried to smuggle in 10 tons of heroin, oh we were young, only 35 and had no idea what kind of trouble we would get into to. How shitty of those guys to lock us up, we were naive and just trying to make a quick buck ! :roll: Was that the British...

a gynecologist checks females reproductive system! Good point! Is Ahmed a female or a male? There is no gynecologist for free in Dubai, but for anonymity I can advice Dr Amal ,I know she can keep medical secrets, this is her mob 050-6532191 If Dr Amal is a proper doctor, she won't think of her cons...

Has anybody consulted doctors? My wife would like consult a doctor that is recommended. Can anyone recommend doctor that are good with fertility. Yesterday, she consulted Dr Thomas from Al Rafa Polyclinic and is not confident with the doc. Hence need some guidance. What a coincidence! There is some...

drewpeacock wrote:

zonker wrote:BM, I lurvs England!! So no England bashing from me!
Peace and Love all around.
Lets drink some Bombay Sapphire to that!!

Peace and Bombay?

Good for me

And me!

I like mine in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice of lime.

Get them in Zonker!

Sorry Chocs! I know you think I write some shite but that has to be the biggest load of pap I've ever read. :( I can't believe someone has sat down and spent good time writing as if they were a bloody dog. Jesus Christ, what next? Don't get the impression I'm not an animal lover, because I am, but a...

desertdudeshj wrote:The stars must be out of alignment or maybe its got to do something with the up comming lunar eclispe later in the evening but I actually totally agree with BM on this !!!

Well I never! This is indeed a monumental moment on DF! Thank you DDS, my day is made