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desertdudeshj wrote:Awesome ! Does that mean I can now go visit the slammer and pick one up

Lets hope your wife isn't captured.

Well done Sym, that's the right idea. Likewise I don't like people coming to Dubai and saying how bad things are. If they are not happy, they should return to where you came from. I, for one, would not live in a country which I hated. Dubai belongs to the Emiratis, they have a right to their laws a...

I would steer clear of Joseph Rent a Car - these people are really dangerous. They seem to have a friend in the police force and had my wife arrested when we refused to pay for engine repairs when our hire car overheated. You just flatly refused and the police turned up? There must be more to the s...

Why does this give the wrong impression of the UAE? I can't say I like the pictures. Normal married couples wouldn't feel the need to be all over each other in public. He's a player and she's just trying to show she's got him, at the moment. He will have one eye on her and the other on some blonde s...

They all look a bit butch to me. Women shouldn't play football, that's just wrong.

Why does this give the wrong impression of the UAE? People (often tourists) see such acts and then think its acceptable to do so in the UAE. Then they get locked up and find out such "filthy" acts are against "the culture and morals " of the UAE. Well acting like that is against...

I've never really been into drugs myself. I did try speed once when I was a kid but that's about it. I got married to a soldier when I was 18 so drugs were never a part of our military lifestyle in those days. I always think that if you're into soft drugs and have an addictive personality then it's ...

Who cares about statistics? You just have to ask the people on the street. Who do you fear more? Islamic or Irish terrorists? A straw poll of my (government) office says 23 out of 23 people say the biggest threat comes from the Islamic terrorists, with 11 people saying there was no longer a threat f...

desertdudeshj wrote:Canada has huge reserves, doesn't seems to be getting away with anything

Certainly not without a visa into the UAE!

Memo to the Canadians. Don't p*ss the Emiratis off

I will never understand why men who have beautiful wives would want to have an affair with another woman?? Because they can :D I would also say because they are bored by their self obsessed wives. Beauty's ok for a while RB but if there's nothing going on upstairs, well that makes for boooooring! S...

You've bored everyone shitless again Shafique.

Zonker, I don't think about the future much, to be honest. I just care what's happening this month. :wink: I never think about what I'm going to leave my kids either. I fully intend to spend all I have and enjoy myself until I die. If I go before I intend to, they may get what's left. I don't care w...

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Chocoholic wrote:LOL each to their own buddy I'm off to put a Hex on SD!

Too bad voodoo dolls don't really work!

Yes, you'd better thank your lucky stars by what I've been reading these past couple of days! Not exactly Mrs Popular are you?

Didn't want to frighten Zubber!

Flying Dutchman wrote:One of the most interesting people I met in Dubai is a Muslima claiming the Quran only forbids drinking spirits and not alcohol.

Very interesting FD. Muslims are fasinating aren't they?

^^^Not true in all cases Sym. I feel really sad when I read your posts.

I see you are still scouring the internet looking for pictures of white women munchkin. I would have thought being married would have settled you down a bit. Is Mrs DDS not putting out at the moment?

Muslim men

I see you didn't answer Herve's question. The Taliban or the US?

LOL I don't expect an answer.

^I'm disappointed, but not surprised Sym. Cheers, Shafique Shafique is disappointed! Will any future attacks by whomever on the West will ever touch me? No. I'll smile and would wish for more. Not as disappointed as a real British person would be on hearing Sym's wishes for future attacks on the We...

I will never understand why men who have beautiful wives would want to have an affair with another woman?? I would also say because they are bored by their self obsessed wives. Beauty's ok for a while RB but if there's nothing going on upstairs, well that makes for boooooring! Hmm....and that would...

Well munchkin! Are you suggesting the image is photoshopped or the real I am?

It looks real to me what ever the source!

Maybe if someone gave it to me without telling it's Marmite I would try it. I had the same "problem" with frogs legs and rabbit. It was served to me without me knowing what it was - thinking it was chicken - enjoyed it and then was told. I also tried ostrich when it hit the market and was...

The OP concerned the UK security revamping it's aims to uproot the Islamist threat. There is no mention of any Irish threat. Shafique is just trying to divert the attention away from the fact that the UK is more at risk from Muslims than the Irish. The issue was became a priority after four young Br...

Zonker, you are obviously a deep thinker. I'm only worried where my next glass of Chardonnay is coming from

Don't spend too much time worrying about it Shafique. It's British policy meant for the UK only.

The IDF don't have anything to prove.

desertdudeshj wrote:Oh so another future ex-Mr BM is in the works, eh ? Poor chap. Which one will this be ? Sorry lost count after a dozen or so.

You're not making much sense munchkin! You haven't been sniffing Shafique's sandshoe again have you?

Well that's tea sorted out! I'm off to see Great Uncle Stanley Cranston at our local butchers, Cranstons for some of their finest pork sourced from farms on the Lakeland fells! In the last five years Cranstons have won 71 individual quality awards, most recently winning the title SUPREME CHAMPION PR...

general_A wrote:as long as the near future holds a brand new 2012 jeep srt8 for me, am cool with that

Excellent general. I wish you luck in the future!

They have nothing to prove because we all know they are a bunch of twats but they sure do have a lot to hide. They are are well trained military force of The State Of Isreal. They are brave men and women in uniform defending their people. Unlike your cowardly friends in the Taliban. 150px-Israel_ar...