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Jeremy Clarkson recently described Audi drivers as Montblanc-using Breitling-watch and Oakley sunglass wearing awfulness. If you are an Audi driver do you fit the bill? :D I know there is as least one here! I have made no secret that I'm a BMW driver and I know that my munchkin drives an old Land Ro...

Do professional ladies drive Audi TTs. I thought they were just hairdressers?

You never said what you drove Chocs!

Kanelli won't need a cross of any desciption if she gets the bus.

Do you think DK's dad drives a VW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

kanelli wrote:I agree DK, from my experience at least Volkswagens are rubbish.

My daughter drives a Beetle cabrio and her husband a Golf GTI. Both excellect cars in their own class and never ever any trouble. German engineering at it's best.
Give me BMW, Audi, Mercedes or VW over the bus any day.

Hey! You're looking more attractive by the minute

-- Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:25 am --

Chocoholic wrote:Oh go on, I dare you to email them and see how far you get before they ask for all your personal details.

I think I will and claim to be Mrs DDS. You do it aswell Chocs!

Vocation. I'm an environmental engineer.

I'm studying to be a domestic engineer!

I hope it's not a rip off Dillon, they don't appear to be made by The Marmite Food Extract Company!

Accept nothing but the best! Let's know how they taste.

symmetric wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:

Vocation. I'm an environmental engineer.

I'm studying to be a domestic engineer!

Isn't that more like housewife duties? lol

Yes, Sym, but it sounds good doesn't it?

The fact that Kanelli feels the need to ask the questions speaks volumes to me.

Mahmoud04 wrote:one person +1 ...

You're biased Mahmoud You're a Mooooslim!

Here's a couple!

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have "the rule of thumb"



It is impossible to lick your elbow.

I think the word you are looking for is notorious, Mahmoud.

Mahmoud04 wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:

Mahmoud04 wrote:one person +1 ...

You're biased Mahmoud You're a Mooooslim!

POTSHOT ...

Got it Mahmoud, I've got to get them in! Have you seen what today's booby prize is? A date with the resident Muslim s.e.x predator.

I dunno how it is now Sym, but Shaf was always pretty well respected on these forums when I was active. Sure there were the occasional heated debates - but overall everyone seemed to be able to have civil debates in his posts. I've always had a lot of respect for him personally. Times, they are A'C...

As much as I hate those Jews, and desire to destroy Israel

That makes me really sad to read that Sym.

Recent threads show there is no way to have peace in the forums. So what I encourage all to do is just stop playing innocent and "pro peace"! Get in to real fights, hit and get hurt and banned and maybe this way we can make friends with each other! :D I appreciate if your replies don’t in...

Surely this would be more up your street Zubber, I know it would be up DDS's LOL

You Muslim men are all the same!

benwj wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:An estimated 6,000 American teenagers lose their virginity every day.

Something Zubber never had to worry about (and still doesn't).

I am sure even Zubber can scrape together 100 dirhams for a cheapie one in Bur Dubai, or at least a BJ.

I'll start a whip round.

This goes for your mr torso as well BM. I know you are careful, but just re-iterating.

As Kylie would say, I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky. lucky!

symmetric wrote:You'll need to have a lazy cat and a talkative grey african parrot!
It'll provide you with the best working atmosphere while conducting your duties as a domestic engineer

It sounds like a deal Sym. I hope you like Kosher food.

Home Secretary Theresa May has launched the government's updated strategy for tackling terrorism by saying there needs to be better focus on preventing extremism at community levels. The revised strategy will see £36m spent and 25 areas in England targeted as priorities. They include Birmingham, Le...

Mahmoud04 wrote:come one BM, its your 3rd or more post today I see with Muslim in it,

That's the flavour of the day Mahmoud, big up the Muslims! I'm just joining in on DF!

Who's talking about statistics? 'Lies, damned lies, and statistics" is a phrase describing the persuasive power of numbers, particularly the use of statistics to bolster weak arguments. What we are talking about here is the recognisition of the British government that more needs to be done to c...

How can Zubber speak about the West and it's moral decay? There speaks the Muslim man who's post mainly consist of breast references, talk of unwrapping the candy, accompanied by pictures of Asian looking 'hotties' (as he refers, or words to that effect) and is laughingly thought of as DF's oldest v...

And dont you forget it, Soon you will all bend to our will Only in your wildest dreams Zubber, and my worst nightmare!-- Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:05 am -- Well they will be skinnable soon , in the same way you change your winamp skins , Those androids say for example could look like anybody , even hitler...

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!

kanelli wrote:What is boring is that you keep posting with no substance about the thread topic. Believe me, I have no interest in being hit with your handbag.

Kanelli, don't you find being at battle every day rather wearing?

Bora, you should try Marmite!

When I was a kid my mother loved Tripe and Onions. I always vowed THAT would never pass my lips.

The UK should be more strict about how its native population think and desire to have. It's their right. I'm againt the unreasonable demands of Muslims in the West. If they don't like it, then they should either leave or adapt. Likewise in the East, laws and rules apply. Well done Sym, that's the r...

I'm guessing that would be the area behind the fake chrysler building twin towers on SZR. Somewhere between Wollongong Uni and BBC. BTW what is the point of ripping of a building design ? Thanks DDS, that's the area. If you look at photos of the orginal chrysler building you will see what a beautif...