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^^^should know that BM has heard a lot about you (all good)

Great thread eh Only because you are replying to EH's posts! LOL It was only 3 days ago you were claiming he was on your 'foe list' and you wouldn't answer any of his posts! I knew you weren't big enough to resist! :D Let's face it! If you didn't repy to EH, you would be preaching at yourself for t...

Well this weekend has been the BBC's Radio 1 Big Weekend! This year it came to sunny Carlisle in Cumbria, but it wasn't very sunny. It has rained pissistently today and the temperature reached 11c. No matter! The population, or the chosen few, were invited to Europes biggest free pop festival this w...

benwj wrote:I'm in the process of getting a maid.
My criteria is that she has to be ugly enough to realise that prostitution won't pay.
She also has to be old and happy with her lot in life.

How about it BM?

LOL You cheeky get

-- Sun May 15, 2011 3:43 am -- I pictured you as a Shane Warne type ben. I like him :oops: If its any consolation, I've got a googly as good as warnie's. BM got a bit excited there! Then I googled a googly :cry: only to find out it was something to do with hoying a ball in cricket, or was it footba...

Omar bin Ladin also admitted in his book that his father cheated when playing football.

I have to say that when I was in JBR recently I noticed work going on around the marina that seemed to have been on hold in the past year. There was definately more action on the construction front.

I wonder if he was a planker?

Geez BM, couldn't you have just asked the question without all the guff that went with it! People generally sing with what is generally termed as a 'mid-atlantic' accent, all sounding slightly american. I do however, love those artists that stick to their roots and sing with their own accent. Chocs...

He must have been really ticked off with his wife since he puts the blame on her leaving her with a guilty conscious? Very possible that she might be saying "good ridence to rubbish!!! http://www.emirates247.com/news/emirates/another-suicide-man-jumps-to-death-from-30th-floor-in-jlt-2011-05-16...

Dubai Knight wrote:Anyone here know any ex-Dubai coppers?

Kwality force eh?



Knight

Yes, I do

Yup you defo want fugly, otherwise she might be tempted - one woman caught the maid banging her son lol - oops! Sri Lankan's aren't bad, I have a lovely lady that comes in twice a week and does an grand job of the pit that is usually our place. I'm a bit confused! How would her being fugly stop her...

And I thought she'd misspelled plonker ! Get with the programme DDS!-- Mon May 16, 2011 9:10 pm -- Just looked up planking. Real stupid stuff even when it's not dangerous. What exactly is the point of it? It's a Facebook craze Bora. The plank is a position in Palates where you hold yourself in a pl...

^^^disappointed about West Ham.

-- Tue May 17, 2011 1:10 am --

^^^Ahaaaa! Sooner than later would want a piece of me...

I know I've posted details of Jake Thackray before today, but just incase you all forgot, here he is again in good form and this time with a pc warning before he sings 'On Again' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmSezwugtd8&feature=related Keep up with all the Guff BM I love it! :lol: :lol: That'...

^^^^doesn't know BM very well

^^^Lost her youthfulness

But not her flexibility!

^^^^ LOL.

Now I'm really confused and I haven't had a glass of Chardonnay yet!

I thought BM was Spellcheckergirl? I must be, as Kanelli told me so.

'How to Save a Life' The Fray

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk

Nooooooooo, there is only one munchkin!

Isn't Shafique also the Reverend Mother and DearJohn?

it seems that Beth's mum have been encouraging the Locals to commit such offense more and more.As apparent from her own story where she says "SHE LIKES IT". I am extremely annoyed and disgusted while reading this, :x http://www.jbrcommunity.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7257&p=31728&...

FusionO wrote:how to post youtube links?

If I can do it, I'm sure you can!

Go to the video on youtube and copy it's address. Come back to your post on DF and right click and paste. When you submit your post the video should appear, but sometimes it's only the link. I don't know why that happens.

@Fusion0: Please don't drag up old posts. Prior to your post, the last post on this thread was from October!!!! You missed your chance to join in. :lol: :lol: As of today, we are all one big happy family. :) Ooops! I didn't notice the dates on the posts. There was me getting all excited, thinking I...

Well surprise surprise - nobody gets to see the CCTV footage,. Read in another forum a case where a kid is beaten up by 7 other kids and 1 adult in MOE Foodcourt, for having the audacity to ask the latter to be quiet during a cinema screening Surprise surprise , MOE claimed they dont have cameras i...

He didn't tell the joke about the exploding prayer mat did he?

drewpeacock wrote:

patience wrote:I don't know about the descriptions Drew, but you are a bit of a stirrer

Just answer the question crack head or p!ss off the topic.

Now that really did make me LOL. No offence Patience.

My guess is an Indian, Drew!

drewpeacock wrote:Yes Bora.

But who is Patients?

BM's drinking partner.

Mahmoud04 wrote:u can ctrl+v to paste BM, easier than right click and paste...
ctrl +c =copy
ctrl+v= paste

Smarty pants.

I missed it Patience, I'm not a Sun reader, I prefer the Daily Mail! Looks like tha page has been deleted as I couldn't get anything from your link.
May be it's been deleted as the result of an outcry from all Mohammed's (PBUH LOL) fans in the UK.

zubber wrote:GEORGE THOROGOOD - "Bad To The Bone"

http://youtu.be/Djj7jW6ny2M

BBBBadddd

Is BBBaddd good?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... d-row.html

No. I don't believe the story. I'm not going to tell my prayer mat joke in Dubai, though. Not worth it