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Sorry about West Ham yesterday Sage You were a little bit unlucky!

@Mel, do you want me to write about my holiday Mel? I've got a few stories!

^^^ And there concludes another episode of a little house on the cess pool. I never liked the orginal little house on the prarie let alone this version P.S : No ones gives a crap about you or how you brought up your offsprings. And no-one cares about the opinion of some sweaty taxi driver who is sh...

At the end of the day, you're a Muslim and you lot always stick together. It isn't surprising that you were denying 9/11, just like you denied the holocaust. Making stuff up again I see. What happened ? Ran out of "wasta" so can't threathen anyone ? Maybe make friends with the petrol pump...

I love all the Mr Mohammeds!

Yeah we can see how much of an effort your making in several threads. Mr Drew Pea sized c0ck No one has said anything inflamatory since D's thread other than your "buddy" SPG and you, and yet you go about moaning everywhere Oh lookys D another thread has been thrashed. Oh do stop in Munch...

Dubai Knight wrote:I heard he was quietly watching the Manchester United vs Arsenal match on satellite and when Arsenal scored, he ran outside and shouted "Come on you Gunners!"

Thats how they got him!

Honest!

A Pakistani general told me!



Knight

Did Chocs tell you that?

Can I interest you in a gang bang Drew?

What a very good idea Dillon! I'm very lucky in that I don't need a foe list. I have always been of the impression that people are free to post what they like, when they like and about what they like. All talk of foe lists is all rather pathetic in my opinion. @DK if people need to forwarn others th...

Hmmm.....can feel more hot air blowing this way. Seems like that old wind bag has sprung a leak, again ! Now don't be rude Munchkin! Is that any way to talk about Aunty BM :D Well seeing as this started as fluff I see it has got to 12 pages LOL. An update on the OP! Mohammed the torso is still BBMi...

Dubai / USA / Dubai / UK / Dubai / China / Dubai and back to Ghana. Wow Sage, that's a mixture! Wish I had your air miles!-- Thu May 05, 2011 2:32 am -- Getting my shopping jollies in the States!!! Most of the time in NYC but a trip down to Florda. Heading out later than usual - probably towards en...

I think spellcheckergirl is referring to the value of your lost Indonesian rupiah that BM found in the apartment? Hmm, I wonder who spellcheckergirl could be... :roll: *Yawn* indeed. Kanelli! yawn! I hope you're not insinuating that BM is Spellcheckergirl in disguise! Another spectacular FAIL for y...

As advised by the Wise Old Owl of DF (and a not so creative writer from an 'Inventive' company :D ) a warrning that this is not for serious debate! Well tomorrow BM has a very long day indeed. She may be a thick head but has been entrusted with a polling station in the UK. Note to DDS. A Polling Sta...

BM: I like places with "character"; somewhere with intimacy and that certain feel to it which makes it memorable. Rather than just great and sprawling Palaces, where you could be anywhere London,Paris, Rome, wherever, although they have their uses. However, it all depends on what you are ...

^^^Should know that BM doesn't want to upset the natives! They dont like fluff, even when it's Dubai based

Hi, My friend from the U.K got a job in Dubai, so i've invited her to stay with me for a couple of months, i am from the male species and she is female. Is this legal in Dubai ? A friend told me i might get into trouble, so i don't wanna do anything against the law as i love this Nation and respect...

drewpeacock wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:It's a nice list Zubber. Sadly trying to get anyone in this place to plan any further than 5 seconds ahead is a non-starter lol

I agree with Chocs.

Sometimes though the best nights are the unplanned nights.

I see they are refering to the deceased as Sheikh Osama!

I hate tight people. When we go out from work, we usually have a kitty. It makes those who usually disappear to the toilet when it's their round, pay up. Bills for food are split evenly between the amount of people present. If I go out with friends, we either take turns in paying or split it evenly ...

zonker wrote:El Cheapo! Thats where the bed bugs eat you for dinner and the roaches eat your breakfast!

Zonker, did you attend the same 'School of Humour' as DK?

The OP was about driving without a licence and insurance and now it's evolved into how the locals get away with murder. :roll: @Saa5. Well I do wonder how long you would have continued to drive without the necessary paperwork if you had not been caught? You state that you drove in Saudi for 5 years ...

Telegix wrote:It hasn't aired yet..

You won't be missing much! Blue are representing the UK.

^^^Should hold a poll! NO! WARNING! that comment was just for fun and not deliberation!

There's no problem splitting a bill equally when everyone has basically had about the same, but some can take the mick and go over board. That's why dinners with a pre-set cost are a good idea. Those aren't true friends Choc. Friends don't take the mick. After getting ripped off several times I now...

I'm going to download it.. Just thought i wouldn't have to if i could see it online.. Sorry I can't help you with that one. To be honest I wouldn't look out of the window, even if it was on in my garden. But, having said that I hope you enjoy it! We Brits always come last, no one votes for us becau...

I always loved PJ Proby when I was young. I thought he had a brilliant voice. 'Somwhere' was one of BM's favourites. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcWIUTBjvJo&feature=related So it came as a bitter disappointment when I learned that PJ Proby had been convicted of £47,000 worth of benefit fraud!...

Bucks Fizz 'Making Your Mind Up' LOL A Classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACePi441ds

In the same vein, majority of the so called 9/11 bombers were Saudi and none were Afghani or Iraqi. Yet the US is best buds with the Saudi's and sell them billions of dollars worth of arms and invaded Afghanistan and Iraq instead. I think you'll find our excuse for invading Iraq was because of WOMD...

zubber wrote:Rojer Doger , Double B

I bet you imagine her as Double D tho Zubber!

Why does it have to be a table top one? Are you stuck for space? I had one of the cupboards removed in my place in JBR removed so that I could fit a normal sized one in. I had a Bosch slim line one in my UK holiday home and payed more than the full sized one in my UK home. Buying a small dishwasher ...

Well Tom, we can be drunken fools together! :drunken: Yes, apparantly my posts should come with a warning. It would seem that some can't tell the difference between light hearted banta (aka fluff) and serious stuff that requires a debate! BM is all for trivia, I spend my working life being deadly se...