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Bethsmum

Hey BM, hope you having great time in Dubai! I wish I could joing you and Bora as well, but I'm toooo busy with my new job (with less pay!!!) Cheeeersss! LOL thanks Mel! yes, I'm having a very good time. Had lunch with Bora and back to BM's for wine and chat. I think we've talked for 9 hours! We ca...

Bethsmum

I'm not in bed Tom! I'm waiting for my special delivery. Fancy helping me to work my way through them? LOOOOOL!

Sorry Tom, I couldn't resist that!

Bethsmum

I'm nearly at the target of 11 empty Chardonnay bottles but they are screw top so no corks

I haven't had my special delivery yet either. I hope Chocs has gone for the strawberry flavoured ones. I like to count them as one of my 'five a day'.

Bethsmum

Don't worry Tom, you're safe!

What happens on tour, stays on tour.

Bethsmum

I was ForGetMeNot once over. That didn't last long. I was sonmebody else aswell but I can't remember her name.

Bethsmum

I'm relegated to the sofa bed! I will check under the bed and the air con thingy. It could be hidden there! It reminds me of a story my friend told me at work. Her brother was a bit older than her and had his girlfriends back to the house. One day her dad was waiting at the gate for her brother to c...

Bethsmum

Why thank you Bora, for your kind words about my flat and the beautiful Beth. I think she has a hot date tonight as I was tasked with ironing her trousers. The hair was curled within an inch of its life and she was borrowing my bronzing powder. All telltale signs of hormones working overtime! She di...

Bethsmum

She's a strange one. On a side note, she used to review the papers on Sky news once a week, every week. The first time I saw her reviewing the papers wearing her black dress was the last. I don't know whether Sky dropped her because she converted to Islam or because of her antisemitic rants.

Bethsmum

Interesting to see the UAE coming just ahead of the UK. Although I love my country I wouldn't say the population were particularly happy. There again, the miserable are always the most vocal.

Bethsmum

BlackburnRovers wrote:Something that you can use with a spoon ? (just to clarify i mean use with a spoon not do while spooning )

Big difference there BBR.

Bethsmum

Happy Easter and Happy Passover DK!

Is that a picture of Chocs on her sunbed?

Bethsmum

@MCL Thanks for your good wishes MCL. I'm having a great time enjoying the sunshine and catching up with friends. :D @DD. It's good to hear you're enjoying your holiday. Do keep us informed of your experiences! Chocs seems to be absent from DF at the moment so you should be safe to post non DXB rela...

Bethsmum

I don't think there's any need to post such things and it won't last long on youtube. I'm certainly not going to watch it! What was the point o posting this exactly? Do you get off on watching others murdered in such a horrific way? Chocs doesn't approve! Better remove it EH! Or better still Chocs ...

Bethsmum

It cannot be found in the scriptures, but one story has it that upon his resurrection, the Lord appeared to a certain fisherman. "I am Jesus - My death has saved all who do or will believe, and I am returned to show the Father's love and power. "No, you're not Jesus, so bugger off, you're ...

Bethsmum

Eh you just don't know on whos behalf those rebels are beheading, do you? but I guess western style like heroes meant to act like this...it's time you learn too... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/john-mccain-calls-libyan-rebels-his-heroes-2273571.html Hey Berrin! Did you read our Eas...

Bethsmum

Ever wondered why Catholics dont use condoms?? Because little boys dont get pregnant! :lol: Hey Zonky Boy, I think you erred with your smileys there....surely YOU were not smiling but drooling right? :D :D Besides in case you thought we were fools, you should realize when you say something out of s...

Bethsmum

Well the mystery continues about The Torso named Mohammed! After turning Beth's head with tales of his pet tiger cubs, Mohammed had a hissy fit when he saw Beth and Antonia with Khalifa and Mohammed in Dubai Mall last night., Now khalifa and Mohammed live in AD and were just down for a couple of nig...

Bethsmum

An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman were in a pub, talking about family names; "My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we just had to call him George." "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's...

Bethsmum

The point is BM, which you obviously fail to see is that the more people post such actions, then those committing such horrific crimes are given and an audience. If people refused to post and watch them, there is no outlet for it. Anyway I do not believe such things have a place here and it certain...

Bethsmum

Well Mohammed turned up in his brand new Range Rover. He says he is 17 and he certainly looks it. What a nice boy he appears to be. He was brought the flat to meet BM and Beth reported that he was extremely nervous on the way up. Beth has been getting the crack on Emirati life according to Mohammed....

Bethsmum

That can't be an Easter bunny DK! There is snow on the ground in that picture. It's glorious weather in the UK!

Bethsmum

If I remember rightly Mohammed is the most popular boys name in the UK, over taking Jack.
Next year it's bound to be William and Kate for a girl. In 2013 it will be whatever their firstborn is called. That won't be Mohammed, nor Dodi nor James (Hewitt

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Bethsmum

@ Zonky Boy I understand what you’re trying to say, basically you wanna say look Zonky is sorry, cos Zonky is a hypocrite who was always thought not to respect people of other cultures and to always think he was superior to them. But with every passing day he realizes the folly of his upbringing an...

Bethsmum

I must say, Bora, that when i'm in Dubai I am more concious of how people around me are dressed. I am offended by women walking around scantily clad even at JBR when they have come off the beach. At home I wouldn't give them a second glance. We don't get that much good weather in the UK and I've com...

Bethsmum

^^^ It's a joke when it's meant to be funny. That didn't sound like a joke BM, seemed more like a cheap low blow said out of spite (his subsequent replies have made that amply clear). It was meant to give offense BM and I pointed that out. It's not like I care a damn bout Catholic jokes, but the in...

Bethsmum

TJ if you're confused, imagine how BM feels :? I can't keep up with all these Mohammeds floating about! I think we have it marrowed down to one Mohammed today, but it's early! Beth is joined at the hip to her Blackberry and keeps relaying BBM's to me. My bloddy heads swimming, I thought I'd come to ...

Bethsmum

Red Chief wrote:He-he. Freudian slip. I don't know about Zonk but calling BM habibi is a little bit weird I must say. I don't blame the Catholic school but rather your pure male enviroment.

Well I say! How very dare you RC?

Bethsmum

You mean you don't get us EH?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso

Bethsmum

Thats an old video, she's much fatter now

She'a a silly girl, no one takes her very seriously.

Bethsmum

Not much of a poll for people who like British comedy. All questions directed towards EH's taste in my opinion. After all British comedy is distributed globally so there must be something in it. Anyway off to airporet now and watch some good old British comedy on the flight. Bon voyage Drew, off an...

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