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I was referring to this statement!!!! I can confirm that most of the staff of the ISP's in the gulf are not very qualified, reason being the telecom companies dont have a budget to hire experts, Middle eastern telcom companies, those idiots barely know what they're doing There speaks the voice of e...

zubber wrote:^^ Glad to know you're keeping tabs on me , Im flattered , I was commenting on their technical proficiency, Stupidity is not confined to one particular nationality or ethnicity

Don't be.

Chocs, you could be Miss Wet T-Shirt! Or have you already been that too?

Funny you should post that Dillon. Only yesterday I sat up in bed and looked out of the window and caught sight of something blue, bright blue, shoot past an opening in my neighbours field. WHAT was that? thinks BM! I rubbed my eyes and tried to focus. Was it the Chardonnay playing tricks? I got out...

drewpeacock wrote:Just heard that this has been done by a Japanese waiter on a table.

LOL

zubber wrote:Which utopian country do you come from ?

Zubber, if you don't have anything constuctive to say in reply to a post like this, then why bother? Do you suffer from verbal diarrhea?

Oh, I so loved that game Sage, it was brilliant. We always looked as if you were going to win, we were the best team on the day.

I'd like to think we could win the cup, it's been years since we won anything. But preventing United from pulling the treble off is a good enough for the moment!

I was talking to a friend last night whose husband has been offered a job in Riyadh. They are going over in a couple of weeks to check the place out. She was asking me if there is a dress code for men, aswell as women. I've never been ot KSA so I said I didn't know but I bet I know someone who does....

I wouldn't mind not being allowed to drive as long as I had a driver and a big flash car at my disposal. I think I could get used to that.

The flag is flying over Murjan as BM is in residence. I arrived tonight not really knowing what to expect after DD's experience with random smells wafting through the aircon. So far so good. I was up at the crack of dawn to leave for the 10am from Manchester to Heathrow. One shake of Beth's arm and ...

It could only happen to you DD! :lol: Not really. Just one day after DD's post the Chief had absolutely the same but with "Emirates". It was my bad that I arrived to the airport only 2,5 hours in advance while most my smart-arse countrymen had done it 1,5 hour before me and so by my appea...

[quote="Chocoholic" Amusing KId, that you aim your comment at me, when there are other Brits around here - DK and BM to name just two - plus BM is more likely to get into trouble, she's the hardcore alcoholic! [/quote] Like you'd know about me! LOL. I'll have you know i leave my 'Brits On ...

Well I was messing about this morning, not really doing much, y'know like women do. I was unlocking my secret cupboard and getting all the framed family pictures out. My prized possessions, the one of Beth, aged 11 and a half months, not much hair but what was there was ginger and she was wearing a ...

Sounds like a normal night out in England.

erm coukld I point you to some of the rather distasteful comments BM and BB have both flung at me previously? And neither have never met me either! S&O, you're just a bleedin' pot stirrer, seems you have an extrodinarily short and selective memory. Oh Bless! Playground stuff from Chocs! A jumpe...

Chocoholic wrote:Great! Maybe I'll send some random delivery guys round with bizarre orders - LOOOOOOOOL!

Jealousy isn't a good look sweetie.

Chocoholic wrote:Why on earth would I be jealous of you BM? You have nothing that I'd want - I've seen inside your apartment!

Yes, so I believe. And I've seen your FB too! LOOOOL!

Annd so what? The front page picture - whoopiedo, my profile is protcted against nut jobs like you. And I know DD is not in the habit of sharing other peoples personal stuff. Move along BM, move along, go drown yourself in another bottle of plonk - as always! are you so sure? BTW You're a bit of a ...

Bloody hell, I take a few hours out to do some boring old food shopping and while I've gone I've turned into a dyke! Chocs, sweetie, don't bother turning up at JBR with a bottle or anything else, as I don't want you frightening my kids. I've seen your ugly mug remember? If there was any justificatio...

Hahahahaha biggest frickin' joke of the year right there BM!!! You're the biggest thread derailer and writer of not much productive there is on this forum! To the OP, sadly you shouldn't be so naive, no where in the world should you leave valuables unattended, there are opportunists everywhere. Oh ...

heh, That was interesting story and im not being sarcastic yea, I like the way you have written this, you even account for the emotions involved rather than just stating the facts , the anticipation, the surprises a comic twist , buildup of a climax, Maybe Im astonished because I dont read fiction,...

Were you entertained by any ladies from Siberia in the Millenium Hotel, RC? Unfortunately, it was not included to the compensation package. :oops: So there is no reason for envy, love. 8) 8) 8) Thank goodness RC, I don't want to see you lighter to the tune of dhs1000! Pop along to the Walk when you...

LOL! I'm not from Bolton RC! But if you dream of BM with a Bolton accent, then who am I to ruin that dream?

Eh? Calm down Zubber, it was only a day in the life of BM. Conversation mechanism? That's a bit deep for me, I just open my mouth and out it comes. There's very little thought behind what i say as I'm sure you new friend will confirm! Um what I meant was , your post has a lot of emotional content, ...

zubber wrote:

Ambassador wrote:
1. Gender
2. Race
3. Nationality
4. Religion
5. Occupation
6. Place of Residence
7. Etc.

You're female

You're guessing

zubber wrote:The past has no bearing on the present or the future

What a strange virtual world you live in Zubber.

LOL! I'm not from Bolton RC! But if you dream of BM with a Bolton accent, then who am I to ruin that dream? :D You overesimate me very much, hon. I cannot even differ Irish accent from yank's one. Believe me that nobody cares that every farm in the pretty average European country has distinctive ac...

I used to pinch my kids quite hard if they missed behaved. it worked wonders for me.

Hello Tom, you've just about cracked it, but you may have missed Chocs saying she knows where my holiday home is located as she visited c/o her friend Dubaidog. She has revealed on an internet forum that she has been inside my home and intends to send numerous random deliveries round, including 11 c...

I always found that a cattle prod in the kids neck was enough to spur them on. The burn marks are easily hidden with a toy story scarf. yes, this is a good way of raising a serial killer I've found that corporal punishment a much better option than letting your kids wander about the internet unchec...