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zubber wrote:Well since the discussion is about "ideal men" im sure that rules out obese ones, even the fit and generally healthy men tend to have this disorder

There's someone for everyone Zubber. You may be lucky enough to discover that one day.

Hello Mel! It's a difficult one! Now I don't know whether you are a lot different away from the forum, but i wouldn't describe you as aggresive at all! In fact I think you appear to be one of the least aggressive people here. Now I think a lot gets lost in translation as Mahmoud has describe BM as b...

Whilst I fully support the right to free speech and whatever, why is Pastor Jones so hellbent on rattling the cage of our Muslim mates? Everyone knows that they are irrational and mostly a bunch of Religious nutters but surely he has a conscience? Why is he insisting on putting lives at risk just be...

One sure way to tell is if you find yourself wearing handcuffs and one of those masks like Hannibal Lector... :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight I've seen those outfits in the Anne Summers catalogue. Scarey!-- Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:47 pm -- Take a walk, or deep breath might not be very helpful to me. Beca...

Que tous les sons merveilleux! Ma ville préférée est Paris, c'est un bel endroit. La dernière fois que j'y étais je me suis assis dans un café sur le trottoir, et bu Chardonnay. Fabulous! Il me rappelait tellement Darlington

Unfortunately we at DF may pretend to know stuff but we know nothing...especially about real questions. And yes, I speak for all (not the only one). That reminds me of a time I tackled someone foreign about a job he was doing. He told me in no uncertain terms that it was obvious I thought he knew '...

No! Don't do that Zonker
That makes you sound like an Emirati!
You stay just the way you are! You'll do for BM

Flying Dutchman wrote:

zubber wrote:http://goo.gl/6hVqM -> For better examination of posterior surface morphology of arabic females

Why do you post a link to Brazilian shemales?????

FD, Zubber is on drugs, there can be no other explanation for his, somewhat, random posts and comments. It's probably rohypnol.

zubber wrote:Never ridden a lash, but I have ridden an elephant once, it's a must do

Not A lash, THE lash. I could imagine you have ridden an elephant too.

Nobody knows me better than me. I even surprise myself sometimes.

zubber wrote:Roofies ? Come on now BM, no one does that anymore

I can find no other reasonable explanation.

Good evening Sage You didn't say who knows you best! I can't see you as a Facebook fan somehow.

I wasn't sure but I imagine it's the Indian version of the date rape drug. I can't keep up with these youngsters.

^^^have you heard that Mr Rooney is appealing his ban! The FA better stick to their guns. Ferguson had better not get his own way this time. It's going to be party central in JBR! Alternatively I may just keep my head down.

It's probably rohypnol.

Roofies ? Come on now BM

Yep.

And greetings from Pooley Bridge, Cumbria. I'm sorry it doesn't sound as exciting as Accra.

EH, I've never felt that strongly about something that I would want to risk anyone else's life. If you want to risk your own, that's one thing, but there is just no reasoning with nutters. There has to be another way. I despise those who burn the Union Jack and poppies, but it wouldn't want to make ...

^^^not a Man U fan!

Well today, being the start of the new financial year, has been dubbed Worse Off Wednesday, when, despite a tax break of a whole £200 for the year, millions are doomed to be worse off in Britain. And what's really rubbed salt in the wound is that Dave is in Pakistan and very kindly announced another...

It is the "pink wedge" for me... Ha! thinks BM. The ambassador has let something slip here! The pink wedge? Now I think I'm down with the kids, being the mother of Beth, but thought I may have missed this one. What does the 'pink wedge' mean? I decided to google it, hoping that the Urban ...

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/images/charts/192.gif Source - http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=192 Well it seems its going to be some time before things get back to normal in the UK , if that, until then those austerity measure protests are going to get even more violent, Lets see how t...

'The Lash' (in the UK) is generally associated with youth binge drinking often assisted by the imbibement of copious quantities of Bacardi Breezers and subsequent under-age unwanted pregnancy. A walk around the streets of Newport will confirm this. :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight No worries now on t...

Well you're entitled to your opinion Sym, but I think my country is great. I have to say if it wasn't for the UK a lot of countries would still be in the dark ages and that includes the UAE. My father was in the RAF in Sharjah in the early 70's. he says it was the sh.it hole of the world at that poi...

Oh no Tom! Now you've gone and done it! You've only just reminded DDS that he used to call me Chubs! My life is over
It took weeks for him to forget that!

Anyway Tom, I may be northern, you're right there, but I prefer to think of myself as cuddly if you don't mind

(CUE CHOCS!)

let me start with this "money would make your sadness happier :)" ... but definitely I would accept happiness with less money over sadness with more money as long as this amount of money is enough to pay the bills... I personally believe work is more than 60% of men's life, and a bad mood...

Coffee for me please Ambassador! Strong and black till 2pm, then it's tea only. After 6pm it's Chardonnay only

Woman: "Officer, I was graped!" Officer: "Don't you mean 'groped'?" Woman: "Nah...there was a bunch of them!" :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight The old uns are the best DK.-- Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:37 pm -- The first is that I don't know many Emiratis that would entertain a Filipin...

Poor Dillon! But it explains a lot

Herve tells me that Dubai World have failed to enter an appeal against the Court's decision to find in favour of Herve against their claims of fraudulent and negligent misrepresentation. The final date to enter an appeal was yesterday. Herve has deliberately been keeping a low profile but is now fre...

I always know when I'm not feeling well because coffee has no appeal for me and I crave tea with honey and lemon, and sometimes fresh mint and ginger. Can't get enough of it and so enjoy it. I always go off coffee when I'm pregnant! :shock: Or should I say went off coffee, because it isn't going to...