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I think Sage has BM's affliction and has been hitting the Chardonnay :drunken: Poor Old MCL has asked for a recipe and is accused of being into a bit of girl on girl which is obviously BM's little munchkin's thing! DDS! I didn't do your link and I'm pleased I didn't! That sort of thing makes you go ...

MCL! Do you really think BM is capable of making Shaf run for cover? I, somehow, seriously doubt it! :D My thoughts are that his wife is knocked up (again) and he has retreated to the UK to ensure that the sprog is born in England to guarantee it's British passport and entitlement to free NHS treatm...

Jeez berrin, BM has had only two glasses (large) of Chardonay tonight and I had to read your post twice. :drunken: I don't want to think about how I arrived in my mummy's tummy thanks! Kids never want to think about their parent's 'doing it'! No! i didn't do your link! I don't do all this religious ...

Just a rant! Sorry it's not relevant to Dubai! BM has been having trouble with her land line at home. I'm a BT Business customer. Having had my phones for a while I decided to invest in some new ones when it was obvious there was a problem. I went to Argos and purchased some Hi-Tech ones for £35.00 ...

Maybe he's too busy in his new gainful employment as proof reader of Haaretz.com? He may as well get paid for it :roll: -- Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:09 am -- I just googled Shafique! The only possible was an Indian Restaurant in Chelmsford, I've discounted that as Shafique is British. That's a FAIL then. ...

Don't get me started on DU Bora! They have still got my 500aed that I transferred to them in January. They will neither refund it nor credit it to my DU account. At least D.i.c.k Turpin had the decency to wear a mask! They can't answer my question as to how I can pay now that they are refusing bank ...

The closest Tony Bennett came was singing about leaving His Tart In San Francisco.
LOL I got that one off someone else

See the old boys were just as bad as Usher.

His actual name is Johncarlo, Bora. But he likes to be known as John. We are on first name terms, I call him John and he calls me Ma'am. At a guess I would say he’s a native of the Philipines. I was tempted to put his email address up here and lobby all DFers to email him to ask where the hell is BM...

Mahmoud04 wrote:did you notice the number of readers and almost no comments .... good morning Zubber...

It's best not to encoursge him Mahmoud.

Chocoholic wrote:He's probably got bored, like the rest of us and decided to find more interesting places to hang out, plus probably sitting there silently hitting the 'report' button on all the rubbish posts.

Morning Chocs!
You haven't lured Shafique to Expatwoman have you?

My cat just had kittens... They are so cute but I don't want them, so I just drove down the street and left them on a corner- now I'm starting to feel bad- was it wrong to do this? They are still staying on the corner so I could go get them if I wanted, if you want them you can call me, 056 799 586...

There speaks the resident virgin. You're the type of man I warn my daughters about Zubber.

LOL as if you would know!-- Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:08 pm -- thanks for ur wished BM, I just came back from a wonderful camping with BBQ... I feel like I didn't understand what you meant... and putting me as "medium" I still don't understand again...whats BM size chart? and whats its best and ...

^^ OK bora, since your such a sweetheart, I will refrain from neanderthalish responses and will endeavor to be more homo-sapienish, but i might dwindle between the two states based on what kind of sentiments are present among the posters here, So if i say something weird, always remember I gotta so...

zubber wrote:

Mahmoud04 wrote:did you notice the number of readers and almost no comments .... good morning Zubber...

Sup Man, well perhaps after reading the post, they "implemented" the "therapy"

No, 'they' probably chose to ignore your pervy posts.

There speaks the resident virgin. You're the type of man I warn my daughters about Zubber. thanks for the offer , but my plate is sorta full right now , perhaps when I have some extra time to kill Be under no illusion Zubber, that was no offer. If a dirty old pervert was to come within 10 feet of m...

no BM, its not your computer, why u r not allowed an Avatar, what did u do!!!! I had an avatar before but I don't know what happened at once it was gone, and then thought the current icon is ok for the moment... a bit tired today... needs another weekend... -- Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:31 pm -- BTW, I don...

Munchkin! Do stop being so miserable! You jump in and out of DF with hardly a word these days! What's up? Look, if anyone mentions that you are not a moderator anymore, they will have BM to answer to. Come back more munchkin, I bet your live in lover is sick to death of you being at a loose end.

I'm betting it's a very good photoshop job! I was thinking the same Chocs, she looks slightly unnatural to me. I was wondering if it was the angle it was taken from, but I think you are right, it looks as if it has been doctored. The photo, that is, but you never know, she may have undertaken one o...

I wonder what he'd done to warrant such a public apology? I'd have made him suffer a bit longer.

P.S : Not missing, just don't find what colour underwear who is wearing and what other fruit people shove up their c*nts to get their kicks worth talking about. The collective IQ level of the forum has dropped to that of a rusty door knob and going lower by the second. Place has turned into an old ...

I live in the UK, not in Manchester, but I have a flat there. I use a managing agent who does all the work. I haven't actually been in the flat for about 7 years. Why do you ask? If you need someone to manage a place, you need to do some homework locally. I haven't had any problems with my agents.

^^^supporting Ghana in the upcoming match?

Tom! I'm a JLo fan too. What I meant was that there is many a lady wanting to look like her. Wanting to look like JLO is not a bad thing but having silicone injected into your bum is!-- Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:05 pm -- BM....Bingo! You have got it in one, when you say its the "angle" that coun...

EH, I can never understand why Muslims think it ok to post images of Jesus with his arms outstretched, a vision from the Cross, with graffiti written across it, but when I post an advertisment for a Lego set portraying Mohammed, containing pieces for 24 wives, suitable for ages 6+ they all have a hi...

He shouted at her in public? That was it? LOL! And that warrented an apology like that? She should be pleased he isn't married to an Englishman. My ex husbands apologies ranged from, I said I'm sorry, now get over it, to, I said I was sorry and I'm not going to pay for it for the rest of my life. No...

Good work MCL and all done for the good of DF, I have no doubt

Mahmoud04 wrote:well, he is lucky he is not married to a British woman as well

Got it Mahmoud! The only way I'd accept an apology initially would be if it was accompanied by something small and very shiny. Other wise he would be made to beg.

^^^^makes wise decisions! How was your holiday Sym?

How many boxes of tissues did you go through btw during your research?

I do hope MCL uses those Kleenex man sized tissues. Stay away from those girlie coloured ones, the dye runs.