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zubber wrote:kharbaitak ?

Oh no. You're back.

^^^^BM's in if Syms coming, oh la la!

^^^^Damn! BM's washing her hair that night. What about the following night? My farm in the Lakes.

I've just watched Charlie's latest rant! If thats what drink does to you I'm giving up the Chardonnay here and now!

^^^^deserves a night off.

Ambassador wrote:Atlantis - I know.

Ambassador, at least you could have given FD a chance to fail

Is this in the public domain Ambassador, or are you in 'the know'? Are you able to provide more information? dates? Room number, number of bodyguards and whether there will be a GF I might need to knock out.

Don't welcome him back on to 'BM has a new friend' Mahmoud. He's not a friend of BM's. And he talks rubbish so that word is probably made up.

Thanks for the explanation Sym. I wouldn't be surprised to hear you had some Jewish DNA. There are a lot of similarities between Jews and Muslims.

Please carry on with your history lessons, I could be with some more knowledge on Muslims Sym.

Shut it Judas.

sage & onion wrote:Police

Oh yes! I forgot about the Police! I have a soft spot for the Dubai police

Oh you were lucky! I didn't watch the match as Beth wanted to watch Waterloo Road, I had denied her last week as City were playing. Nevertheless, congratulations! Poor old Arsenal. they were totally outclassed by Barca but have focused on the sending off of Van Persie. The fact that they didn't have...

sage & onion wrote:

zubber wrote:Actually, he's a cocaine and crack addict

Thats a little different from Chardonnay, so no need to worry BM

What a relief! I'm off to the garage for a bottle of Jacobs Creek.

in a war; American troops vs. English troops ? Quite frankly, I have no idea who the winner will be in such a situation! In fact, I really doubt whether there will be a winner at all. But surely I know who the loser will be. Neither American nor British, but the human race as a whole, and the life ...

They make it sound like a good vs "evil" super hero cartoon. More like dumb and dumber II. :lol: :lol: :lol: Ben, far be it for me to say that you should always show some respect to a man who served his Country as a Naval officer and as a secret agant for the DGSE. I think Herve is a hero.

They make it sound like a good vs "evil" super hero cartoon. More like dumb and dumber II. :lol: :lol: :lol: Ben, far be it for me to say that you should always show some respect to a man who served his Country as a Naval officer and as a secret agant for the DGSE. I think Herve is a hero...

Ask the desertdudeshj, he an expert on such matters I believe Send him a PM!

benwj wrote:"We are not in the process of holding departments accountable, what's done is done,”

Does that mean I don't have to pay last years service charge to Dubai Properties after all?

What a relief, I won't have to put the rent up after all!

Someone has sent me a link to 'If' by Frank Sinatra.

It is now my favourite song

I think the UAE has got it about right. Why should they dish their passport to just anyone?

Are you a peace activist?

You are moving to Mozambique? I think DD means he's going on his holidays Ambassador! Well the weather has taken a turn for the worse in this northern part of England today. We have been blessed with wind, rain and snow on the tops, oh what joy! As I look out of the windows, here at work, I see blu...

Well done munchkin! BM knew you would know all about everything! Respect.

^^^^^Definately invited to BM's You may be more of Beth's age but you can bring an elderly relative for BM

desertdudeshj wrote:You'd be surprised at the level of dumbass some people are at sym.

I agree munchkin! What about those who post their car registration and lack of marital status on internet websites too! Numbnuts of the first order!

Nothing at all Sage, except that DD has already posted about shipping all his belongings to Brisbane, nearly to have them wiped out in the floods and about moving into Mrs DD's grandads waterfront house very shortly. Even BM didn't miss that and she's always on the lash :drunken: They are called clu...

zubber wrote:

Mahmoud04 wrote:u got to be kidding, do you want women to be clear?
its one of their magic...

Agreed

I'd be surprised if you'd ever had one.

Who are you practising on? I hope it's not a good Muslim girl! Think on! Someone may be practising on your sister. Muslim men! whatever!

No Zonker, you don't have a choice but to agree with BM!

zubber wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Ikh'rab baytik. (May god ruin your home) is what I think Zubs is reffering to.

Thanks for the correction man

What are you still doing on BM Has A New Friend? Do go away!
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