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Bethsmum

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Bethsmum

At the end of the day one has to wonder what on earth was a woman doing there in the first place. Simply stupid. Whoever was responsible for this i.e her editors, CBS etc must all be sued. As the nazis once said, Gallantry forbids one to give women an opportunity of putting themselves in situations...

Bethsmum

^^^a fast worker!

Bethsmum

shafique wrote:Well, you live and learn.

So there are two female posters who have chips on their shoulders! (Although, to be fair, you've got two sacks of potatoes on YOUR shoulders )

Cheers,
Shafique

Apology accepted.
Two sacks on my shoulders? Well that's two sacks more than you have apparantly

Bethsmum

^^^Knows BM well!

Bethsmum

Should know I've only two and a half hours to go and then off home!!

Bethsmum

Bloke necks a quadruple whisky in one. The barman say's 'what's up?' bloke says 'came home tonight and caught my wife shaggin my best mate'. 'What did you do?' asked the barman. Bloke says 'I told her yo pack her bags and f off.' 'What about your best friend?' I looked him straight in the eye and sa...

Bethsmum

What's up with you two??? I thought it was just the women who suffered from PMT? Drew! Zonker isn't what you have described, I think you are getting mixed up with desertdimwit! It must be the gin :drunken: Zonker lives in Canada! Why is it all my topics land in FC? I can see this heading there short...

Bethsmum

^^^should kinow that BM is home alone without her Chardonnay but is off in the Beemer to collect a bottle from the Esso garage.

Bethsmum

I try not to visualise the face EH, I don't want to bring my tea up.

Bethsmum

We should have sent the IDF in instead of the Brits and Yanks At least they would have made a better job and finished the job

Good evening Sym! How are you? BM's waiving her flag at you!

Bethsmum

I'm good!

My dog had the runs earlier but everything's fine now.

Bethsmum

^^^anything good on the BBQ tonight?

Bethsmum

I'm pleased to hear that Zubber!

You are as random as always! I only tie my men up and not my dog.

Bethsmum

^^^can't let them escape!!!!!

Bethsmum

Well done Sym! Please go to bed! You will not be in any fit state to visit the Mosque!

BTW I hope your Grandma is well. LOL Respect your elders Sym! (Even if they are Jewish)

Bethsmum

LOL - BM let's get this straight about your views about zonker's race/nationality/skin colour. I'm impressed he's passed your 'shagability test' too SCG! Please leave my friend Zonker alone. He has passed BM's shagability test, .. You think he is an ok guy and are defending him. You are disputing w...

Bethsmum

So - let's get this straight - you would shag a Pakistani immigrant to the UK (who was born in Pakistan, educated in the UK). You now say you don't hate all Pakistanis and all Pakistani Immigrants - just like you once said you weren't a racist (and in a later post admitted you were). Bravo. I'm gla...

Bethsmum

Oh Shafique! You never fail to amuse BM!

Please do stop trolling the internet for pictures of scantily clad white women! If you want a glimpse of real cleavage just send me a pm. Always happy to help!

Don't worry about BM, Zonker! I'm more than a match for Shafique.

Bethsmum

shafique wrote::mrgreen:

It's no good playing Mr Shy with BM Shafique! I've come across men like you before. In fact I was just warning little Miss Beth about the like, last night.

Bethsmum

BM is on fine form this morning, off to work smelling of Chanel No5

BM is always kind Sym! I love an underdog.

Bethsmum

^^^is in good company with Obama! Both West Ham supporters. Up the 'ammers! Needs to tell Sym that BM is partial to a pork sausage

Bethsmum

Do get over yourself munchkin! Zonker and BM have moved on! People can you know! Why just look at BM Bora and Mel! Sworn enemies at the start and now the best of friends! Was is it with you Shaf and Kanelli! Bitter and twisted or what? Zonker can speak for himself but I confirm that he is on BM's 't...

Bethsmum

In the world of politics we're ugly enemies, and in the world of general life we adore each other by teasing each other. (Atleast I adore you) lol :D I'm not sure if you are teasing me now! Ugly enemies? I wouldn't say that Sym! You look ok to BM :wink: Hope you're feeling better by the way! Have a...

Bethsmum

Whats Mandi Sym? I thought you'd had a woman for lunch! I have a friend called Mandy :D BM met a new friend for lunch today. I was working away from my usual place and my friend took me to a little place she knows. I had home made mushroom soup followed by a glass of chardonnay, which had the effect...

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