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Should know that BM is very pleased to hear that Mel!

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Not more rocket launchers?

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That's right Ben! What have I ever done to Tom?

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You like that film, don't you

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You need to deal with someone like me. I don't insist on any clauses or payment up front! I prefer to use my instincts. They haven't let me down so far. I have a dodgy one in at the moment tho'.

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I rent thro Budget and Avis. Never a problem. (except for speeding fines which I can blame nobody, but me).

Joseph? Isn't he Jesus' dad? Maybe you should have stuck to mohammedrentacar.com

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Thats not very nice Tom... Accusing BM of being related to someone with dark skin. :) :) :) Maybe she has dark skin? No Sage, I'm white and blonde. I'm a bit of a sun worshipper tho' and have been for years! After a recent procedure I was warned by my doctor not to sunbathe between 11 and 4. I just...

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I guess this is good warning wanting to import anything electric in nature. I guess I was lucky with the vehicle diagnostics systems, no questions asked picked up at the post office, but that was sometime back. Vehicle diagnostics systems? And you call yourself an expert?? You should be able to lif...

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benwj wrote:Arabian twist? Like a gnome in dishdash mounting a camel?

When you say mounting ben, is that like mounting or mounting

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Round 2?, I'm sure that's not the right phrase but you know what I mean! Well BM was able to stay awake for the Ireland v France match! I was awake early as had to spend a few hours at the Fun Factory this morning! You have no idea how many men consider themselves expertise on the building trade! I ...

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You are not boring me in the slightest Zonker! BM enjoys being entertained! You carry on! A glass of Chardonnay does help things along! Don't you agree???

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Yeah I know what you mean, I'm pretty easy going too but sometimes it just gets too much and sometimes you wonder if all the bother is actually worth it. On the flipside I've worked in retail too I can understand how tasty it can be, to be on your feet the whole day and dealing with crappy customer...

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@zonker! If you can be bothered to write it, I will be bothered to read it. I'm looking forward to it!

@ben, I don't think Zonker's in Dubai, ben.

My guess is Canada.

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Oh my little Irish friend! Sorry I missed you off my list! You know you're on BM's shag list, most definitely. As we have discussed, you aren't rich enough to marry

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Are you a property agent BM? No I just have a few places of my own that I let, only one in Dubai tho'. I only tend to let it in the winter as I like to use it in the summer myself. It always seems to work well. I don't BS anybody and in return my tenants have looked after my flat. Good luck with yo...

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DDS wrote this a while back 'You being in Canada and most probably a mall crawler, I can understand that sentiment.' I'm not sure whether he was trying to 'out' Zonker or what. I took it at the time that he could see his IP address and it indicated Zonker was in Canada. I could be wrong maybe Zonker...

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Herve has his day in Court! Well his week actually.

Good luck Herve!

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Tell us what's been happening in Tehran Mel! Is it all kicking off?

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Could be a prison warder uniform? The guy deserved to be topped. In a British jail he would have ended up brown bread in no time. :x :x :x Knight No, DK what he would have got was a 42in TV and a PS to stop him getting bored, a Halal diet and his cell pointing in the right direction. We would have ...

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Dubai Knight wrote:Er...a respray will not fix the fact that its a BMW and therefore inherrently an overpriced Volkswagen and normally driven by the darker drug dealing criminal fraternity...

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Well DDS said a respray would fix it and he's the expert!

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Ben, A Jazz Festival in Dubai? When? I shall try to make it! 8) BM, my story will be nothing as exciting as your munchkin's though! And yes, he can see IP addresses, so that question of where I am is already answered. :D What is a "Mall Crawler"? :? Oh Zonker I was looking forward to your...

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You be careful Mel! It looked ugly on the TV. I thought about you.

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Well it’s a crying shame the case isn’t to be heard in Canada, as I believe anything 'Dubai' would be on a hiding to nothing over there right now! Herve would have been able to spend his guaranteed damages during the Pre-Trial! So what are the starting prices on the outcome? Are you running a book ...

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With any luck the mother of that murderer may suffer the same fate of those school girls one day. And I'd make him watch.

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Worse than George W Bush and Tony Blair?

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So did I Sage! I was disappointed to have slept right thro' it. City v Utd took it's toll and the excitement (plus the Chardonnay) was too much for BM

I still like Ashton's dive, awesome pictures in the papers. Martin Johnson isn't impressed tho'. Spoil sport

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I did give the result on the French match Sage! I'm afraid I missed the England match but can't wait for England V France! Even tho' I don't understand the rules yet. I'm afraid I still prefer footie. What do they say? Rugby, a game for hooligans, played by gentlemen and football, a game for gentlem...

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^^ should know that to mention that man's name in the presence of BM may send her over the edge :drunken: That was indeed a lucky goal. By his own admission, Rooney practises them and 9 times out of 10 he misses. He says this goal was for the fans. BM is pleased to hear that, did he think it was for...

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I hope Herve pops in to update us Tom, but I have a feeling he's going to be occupied elsewhere. If I hear anything I will let DF know.

I would hope we all wish him the best (even ben

).

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All of the above :D-- Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:38 am -- After Reagan I didn't think it was possible to elect a dumber individual to the white house but they managed it with dubya. I can't stand Tony Blair - the man never answers a question - I know most politicians swerve but he just goes on until you for...

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