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Bethsmum

Ooooh where should I start?? Avoid is my easiest! but I'll start at the beginning, a very good place to start, so I'm led to believe. Apologies in advance to Ambassador! I'm still not sure so I've left you off the list. I remember once volunteering to rub goose greese in your chest during a spout of...

Bethsmum

Damn! My topic Shag, Marry or Avoid has been removed!
Now no-one is going to be the wiser about who i'd like to do!
PM me for the list! LOL

Bethsmum

Ah Ben you saw my post before it was deleted!! You were on my shag list LOL it's that accent you see I just can't resist a Shane Warne sound- a-like!! Shame no one else is the wiser. It would be no surprise who was on the avoid list !! every other male fitted the shag or marry list! LOL I'm up for a...

Bethsmum

Great find Shafique! I'm pleased you're taking BM's advice about balancing your posts! It makes a change to see some blonde rather than the usual random Asian. I hope your wife doesn't object to your prowling the internet looking for white women!

Bethsmum

His wife is a nutter - she got banned from GMTV if I recall for insane behaviour. She also has extremely large breasts...that obviously not relevant but I felt it was worth a mention. Did you mention that she was a nutter in there somewhere? Well she would have to be to be married to him. I can't s...

Bethsmum

You can do magic you took the raindrops that filled my eyes and put them back up in the skies and then made the gray skies turn blue you can do magic you took the heart that was broken in two and you put it back together, know how to keep it beating i beg you not to stop and pray you keep repeating ...

Bethsmum

Pamela Stephenson, she's got it all going on! And she's a grandmother!

Bethsmum

Your partner should be your best friend. :pukeright: In my experience ben, it is always a bad move to shag your best mate, it's like shagging your boss. It seems like a good idea at the time.. Thats probably why they say that shagging is the best way to ruin a friendship. Never a truer word spoken ...

Bethsmum

But seriously, it is also the rhythm of Scottish and Irish (and Welsh for that matter) which give it its lyrical quality that is so appealing - not just the accent. I like irish accent. I don't like northern ireland or scotland. I like most of the uk but some areas more than others. ben, I never us...

Bethsmum

BM, this is for you: :drunken: See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!" - William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, 2.2 So, are you saying that you will never marry me?? :bigsmurf: Do you know Zonker, once over BM would neve...

Bethsmum

I will this weekend Sage! BTW what's happening with the Hammers? Mr Grant was seen coming out of a nighclub at the weekend after a birthday celebration, or was he drowning his sorrows? City v Utd this weekend, I will be watching from behind a cushion!

Bethsmum

It will be a sad day at Upton Park if they go down Sage, but look at Newcastle! One season down and they bounced right back up and are doing quite well this season! Newcastle 4 Arsenal 4 Awesome match! Utd v. City 12.45 on Sky Sports this Saturday! Was going to do some overtime this Saturday but nee...

Bethsmum

Around 6 months ago I would have said I had lots off best friends from school, college, work etc but when I was diagnosed with M.S at the age of 25 I really found out who my best friends were, 2 of them only. The rest off them didn't want to know when I stopped going out getting drunk every weekend...

Bethsmum

i'm surprised no ones mentioned David Cassidy, classics like Could it Be Forvever? will never die.

Bethsmum

Misery Called Life wrote:And a Happy Valentines day to you too BM

Not sure if I like the company though,you know, they say; three's a crowd!

Thank you MCL, Happy Valentines Day

Don't worry about the crowd! BM is known for her ability to multi task

Bethsmum

I hear the British Dyslexia Society has warned it's lady sufferers to be wary of unscrupulous men trying to convince them it's Vaseline Day.

Did you hear about the man who pulled the dyslexic lady? She ended up cooking his sock!

Ah the old 'uns are the best!

Bethsmum

I would not sweat the visa thing...you are a Canuck and flying Emirates (so the "aim" of the visa acomplished). Marhaba...you probably can't book it from outside. If you are flying business, no problem (they will give you a "fast track" card in the cabin which takes you to the &...

Bethsmum

That isn't a British Police uniform. He deserved the death penalty in my opinion. There is no way back for this type of person. They could never be reformed. I would have put the flag out if that child had been anything to me. I would have hoped he had suffered and that he rots in hell. I'm not the ...

Bethsmum

Good luck DD, keep smiling and try to be good humoured, I’ve found it works a treat! I know you’ll manage it.

Bethsmum

The NI accent sounds too lazy for mine (pot calling the kettle black maybe!) I'm not an expert on English accents. I should start asking people which part of the UK they are from. I can't stand the Australian women accent btw (think Julia Gillard). Good thing I'm not married to one then... amongst ...

Bethsmum

We have our own exotic dancer, famous in the North of England! She entertains the tourists in Blackpool and goes by the name of Sticky Vicky. Now BM hasn't been to one of her shows but a young lad in my team has confided in BM that Vicky removed the top from his bottle of Bud with her lady bits. Now...

Bethsmum

Now we have sorted your travel plans DD and DDS has bid you God speed, my mind has turned to a God like ditty..... A little girl finds her dog dead with it's legs in the air and asks her dad why it's like that? Dad says it's died and it's like that so God can pick it up and take it to heaven. Next d...

Bethsmum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py7E9fIase4

Just paste the file name into youtube Zubber, I'm sure you being a computer expert you can manage that! Even BM can and she's a computer thick head!

Bethsmum

While you are waiting for your luggage to be off loaded just pop into the Duty Free DD and load up on 4 people allowance. that's 4x4lts. When the lady on the checkout asks 'how many passengers Sir?' say 4 and glance over to the luggage carousels as if looking for your wife and her aunty. Smile and p...

Bethsmum

No sorry Sage! DD is a big lad and takes responsibility for his own actions! I can only advise! I save Mr Emirati for BM's indiscretions although I haven't needed him yet! As an after thought the worst that would happen to DD is that he would get his haul confiscated and I have to say it's never hap...

Bethsmum

I thought Sage was an eastender? Now from what I remember of east end lads when BM was a player was that the east end lads were totally proud of their heritage. A bit like the Geordies, loud and proud! I loved the east end lads, they were sound! The Brits never totally lose their regional accent. I ...

Bethsmum

BM. aims to please

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desertdudeshj wrote:Miss the old dubai

DDS, 'embrace change' is the order of the day.

Bethsmum

Munchkin, take BM's advice, embrace change, you can never go back! You sound like Chocs! No good hankering after the past! Get yourself married, have some mini munchkins and love life!!!!

Bethsmum

I was surprised to learn that no serious harm has ever been done by anyone over 5'8''.

Hitler and the likes were all short ar$es.

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