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Oh no! life without Big Red won't be worth living. Sob.

Pffft, like I could give a damn. Let these losers jump up and down with glee just makes them look more pathetic and lame like they really are. A.holes, yes that I agree with you 100% We have an expression for people like you up here in the north, you may like to add it to your phrase book. its cod ...

^Chocs - answers on a postcard by next month. Prize is accompanying Dillon on a course entitled 'how to be a gracious loser in a debate - the difference between evidence fanciful beliefs' followed by 'top tips for humour on the web - what is funny and what isn't'. The fun is watching the denials an...

The 'black guy' is Allen West. He's been an outspoken critic of Islam in the past, saying it is not a religion etc (i.e. typical Islamophobic myths) ... but now he's now 'just' critical of 'jihadist' Islam and that he 'respects Islam'. Should we take him at his word?? Do you know? I knew his face f...

I'm in if the prise is Dillon! Nothing like an Englishman with a brain! You're on. I'll throw in a dictionary in as a consolation prize if you don't win. ;) :) In the meantime.. for all those protesting that 'I'm not bothered'.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G6Mnlx-Wxs :) Cheers, Shafique Slip on...

I think you mean face bovvered? am I bovvered? does my face look bovvered? I AINT BOVVERED!

DTTS you're on about it again, I suggest before you start digging up old threads finish off, the ones you have already started on the same topic. Munchkin, you need to revisit the Muslim thread and answer my question as to where I have insulted a child. BM is not going to let this one drop I'm afra...

I think my best friends stem from the days I spent with the army as an army wife. Squaddies and their wives seem to be a different breed to most. I don't know whether it was the amount of time we spent on our own waiting for our husbands to turn up or what. When I divorced my husband and came back t...

Is she your best friend FD? Was is you who was buying the sexy shoes before Christmas? I do hope they were for her LOL! Forgive me if I've mixed you up with some other DFer!

LOL, I would just play safe and buy some budgie smugglers!

Er guys...and girls... TAKE A CHILL PILL! This is just a Forum. Too much bitching and back biting. Too many people taking too many things too seriously. Did I put enough 'too's' in there? If someone irritates you, you have the option to click the button marked 'Logout'. Peace. 8) 8) 8) Knight No wo...

British Asian? No such thing, you're British or an Asian.

LOL at our resident racists! Stirring the mix Bora! Shaf can't help himself and DDS is his protege! He ain't British, he's Iranian. Now we're gonna get Shaf come in with his life history, born in England, educated at blah blah and he even has a house in Surrey! The thing is with Omid, he couldn't ev...

I couldn't fantasise about you or him, you two just aren't my type, your lucks in there. I wouldn't even say I just do white men, or not even Muslims, just not you, your mate or Omid

kanelli wrote:Stop your whining BB. If you don't like Shaf's thread don't post in it.

hey, if only you practiced what you preached the forum would be a better place!

You deliberately put this post up to get BMs attention Shaf, did you get the response you were looking for? Did it give you the pleasure you were hoping to experience? Why don't you stick to your politics and stop your crap. You and DDS are constantly putting something out there to stir up BM. And ...

shafique wrote:Sense of humour failure? innit?

Cheers,
Shafique

There's nothing the matter with my sense of humour sunshine, it's just that you're not very funny.

Last word! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: K. Have you been eating onions? you seem to be repeating yourself!-- Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:05 pm -- BM - I like the 'prophets through the roof' quip - but you have to realise, silly quips don't really annoy me. I'm English after all. :) But why the animosity - is it ...

Flying Dutchman wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:Is she your best friend FD?

Yes.

Bethsmum wrote:Was is you who was buying the sexy shoes before Christmas?

Yes.

Bethsmum wrote:I do hope they were for her LOL!

No, that was for a mutual friend. She got a Bavarian beermaid outfit and some other stuff.

LOL FD, a mutual friend! PMSL
How many steins can you wife handle?

Like I said, we have no fit mods here. Either they are biased, inconsistent, break forum rules themselves, never moderate, or only moderate on the rare occasion that they are actually on the forum. Andyba and smartd should take over the moderation until a suitable arrangement can be made. -- Tue Fe...

There speaks DF's wooden spoon merchant!

I was going to post the following: No Shaf, it doesn’t bother me that you are English, because in my eyes, will never be. How can it be so? Just because your parents were there at the time doesn’t make you a local. My eldest daughter was born in Cyprus, is she a Cypriot? No, I just happened to be th...

Professor Nick Bostrom, Director of the recently created Future of Humanity Committee at Oxford, seems to think so. Professor Bostrom (a Swede), has put forward three scenarios in his paper, one of which, according to him, should be the truth: 1) Any human civilization at our stage of development d...

No problem with me Shaf I am perfectly happy in my own skin unlike you it would appear Quote other forumers till the cows come home you and I both know what you are and that is racist! Big style!

Well.... I am running out right now to enjoy a barbecue with two dear friends. I am also told that they there is, awaiting us, a large ice-chest full of chilled beer, ...sitting on the grill’s side table. Yep, I cannot wait to set off to let my hair down and have some fun with the boys. The last 2-...

Flying Dutchman wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:How many steins can you wife handle?

Two at a time.

Wonderschon! Ich liebe Octoberfest! Zwei grosse bier bitte! LOL

benwj wrote: Your partner should be your best friend.

In my experience ben, it is always a bad move to shag your best mate, it's like shagging your boss. It seems like a good idea at the time..

Dubai Knight wrote:I wouldn't mind sounding like Billy Connolly...as long as I didn't look like him!



Knight

i wouldn't mind being able to dance like his wife.

His wife is a nutter - she got banned from GMTV if I recall for insane behaviour. She also has extremely large breasts...that obviously not relevant but I felt it was worth a mention. Joe she was an absolute star on Strictly Come Dancing. For a woman in her 60's she gets maximum respect from me. He...