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The following is part of a story in Gulf News today about a Brit who was sentenced to 3 months in jail in Dubai form cursing and punching somebody. The article goes on to state that "Prosecutors accused the Briton of causing a one per cent permanent disability to the Swede's lip and cursing hi...

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Morning Dillon

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^^^has an English GCSE

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^^^^ should know that BM didn't want to give his age away

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Rudeboy, in my part of the world tea is the meal you have at 5.30pm. Probably dinner to you, but we have dinner at 1pm, which is your lunch. BTW I am a coffee drinker but am partial to Yorkshire tea now and then.

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^^^^is presuming wrongly.

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Proper well spoken individuals? Bora, which school did you go to?

-- Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:38 pm --

drewpeacock wrote:Where is spellchecker girl when needed.

I will PM her about this forum, she will come in handy.

Yes Drew, good idea, I've always found her particularly helpful.

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What's a maloo?

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Damn it, woman leave BB alone - I am partial to the American colonies and the natives (oh, apart from American lawyers who by and large are total tossers, yes you know who you are ...) Go pick on someone your own size, or do what everyone else does - lurk around and wait for UAEkid to put his hand ...

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drewpeacock wrote:Phuket for three whole weeks.

Will have IPad so will be able to get abusive posts from Bora squared.

Well I hope the island has stocked up on their gin, Drew, you lucky person.

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There's a report of a Pakistani Airways crash tonight. 120 people reported missing, both families are coming to terms with it.

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Have one for BM, tall glass plenty of ice and a slice of lime, served by a hot man in a towel, Get the picture Drew?

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Exactly Drew, and I can confirm that my ar8se is not the size of two small counties.

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ok well, the Pakistanis have reported a problem with the smell from rotten bodies. They have been warned that it will get worse once they start to recover the deceased.

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Well there's always a first.

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I wish I'd never asked. Rank.

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Trumping them ? Yes I bet Drew's little friend can put a good trump out.

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By the way Britney, the plural of sheep is sheep.

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Your wrong Rudeboy. This is a true local Maloo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IedYwb6jTmQ I have seen that before! and i wish I could dance like that and get a tummy like those guys one day :) mind you this is a TRUE local Maloo ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEXWVGS2BSE I wish I'd never asked....

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Somehow the Knight doesn't seem the dating type to me.

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Nice one Knight.
And yes Britney, I pride myself on working my magic on a regular basis. Coming to a forum near you soon.

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Oh Britney, my s.e.x.u.a.l frustrations! LOL did someone have to spell that out for you? Bethsbum oh how amusing, I prefer Bowel Movement if you don't mind. Stick with your first attempt, I say. Keep up the good work Britney

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Knight Thank you for your words of wisdom. Yes, you are right in your assumption that I have some experience in street fighting. I was trained by the SAS in armed combat in my former role as a spy. I was also very flattered by your comment that I 'should be wary of traps laid by older members of thi...

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We shall fight on the Forums, we shall fight on the all the threads, we shall fight in general and in the polictics section, we shall fight in fight Club. We shall never surrender :shock: :shock: :shock: Dunkirk is pretty opposite - shamefull panic flight dropping wepon, guns and hardware, covered ...

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They have schools in Moscow? Well I never! Never too old to learn something new, eh Knight?

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Knight Thank you for your words of wisdom. Yes, you are right in your assumption that I have some experience in street fighting. I was trained by the SAS in armed combat in my former role as a spy. I was also very flattered by your comment that I 'should be wary of traps laid by older members of th...

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And when you represent your country what do you promote? What achievement, contribution to human kind or public figure do you like to put forward the most. Why should he have to justify being proud of his country? I'm very proud of England even though we have a rubbish football team, have a rubbish...

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Then surely the Emiratis should be admired for creating what they have in 37 years? I see you mention Blackberry, now that's a real achievement isn't it? There is always somebody ready to knock the locals. All I can say is you know where the airport is.

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Viking warrier, I will endeavor to answer your post first as you have obviously put a lot of time and effort into it. I hope I can cover all of your points as to be truthful, I lost the will to live half way through, but I don't want to bore people too much by reposting it. Sweetie? LOL, I have chan...

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Ignorance? Haven't you ever heard the saying 'ignorance is bliss'? That's me, totally blissful

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