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BM, when you are in town let me know. We'll get Tiki Puka'd. Can't do the Chardonnay, I am a red man. As far as BM'ed goes....i thought it an appropriate term as apparently you sink 2/3 bottles a night? I might be mistaken. Can you get me some duty free next time? DD is dry. And thirsty. It could b...

desertdudeshj wrote:Nah, defenitely May.

And Neither for me. Skyline GTR anyday of the week and then some. Anyways not big on these, specially when you think of the practicality of these things vs price and maintainace.

if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it DDS.

When I was at work yesterday I received a text message from Sara. Seeing as I have a friend called Sara I didn't think anything of it and I opened the text to see this message. i am Sara Qurashi, 12 years old in Dubai. I urgently need your help. Please visit my website http://www.justiceformydad.com...

Maybe Herve could sell them a few ideas for the script and maybe even get a role if a movie is ever made ! why read a fiction when you can get a true story. And for the movie, it is in the pipe, but I m no actor :) i can't wait Herve! Who will play you? I hope they get a French actor. How about Gér...

And Neither for me. Skyline GTR anyday of the week and then some. Anyways not big on these, specially when you think of the practicality of these things vs price and maintainace. Im with you on this one man, sometimes getting a fancy car is just not practical That's very boring Zubber, you need a b...

Great story. Speaking of pets, I hear the Dubai Pet Show is a great day out. This year it is on 4 February at the Sevens... Might check it out. http://www.dubaipetshow.com/index.php I'm considering swapping my pooch for a goldfish, Ambassador! He chucked all over me best chair this morning, and not...

busa wrote:Chocs and the UAE kid show up at the same time after a prolonged absence...

Stop spreading nasty rumours busa!
My insiders tell me that Chocs has been in Thailand working on her new blockbuster 'Debbie Does Dubai'.

Jeez, I hope her foe list is up to date

drewpeacock wrote:What did Marian Faithfull do with her Chocs?

Drew, as far as I remember, and it was a while ago now, Ms Faithful shoved her Chocs where the sun don’t shine and her then BF, rumoured to be Mick Jagger, devoured it.

I can’t recommend it, Drew, it makes a right mess.

What did Marian Faithfull do with her Chocs? Drew, as far as I remember, and it was a while ago now, Ms Faithful shoved her Chocs where the sun don’t shine and her then BF, rumoured to be Mick Jagger, devoured it. :shock: I can’t recommend it, Drew, it makes a right mess. Do I need to shave first? ...

busa wrote:Dont do rumours just try to have a giggle.

But if you want to talk about spreading things

I hope you realise that I wasn't being serious about the rumour bit.

Mel, this is just a typical man's reaction. She obviously asked for it, according to the kid. I'm afraid he isn't the only Emirati man I've heard express these sentiments.

I have to admit tho' what was she doing letting him into her flat? If he had just raped me they would have heard me in Deira.

Chocs, I hope you are not advocating drug taking. Have you ever experienced someone hooked on drugs? Give me a binge drinker anyday.

Zubber, you need a BM

A cheaper option is just get your kids to do the dirty work, after all they owe you something.

It's easy Zubber! Big Bank Balance

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candyrider wrote:One of the top 5 reasons I don't have kids, right there: dirty work. Blechh.

What horrible thing to say , imagine if your mother thought the same , You would never EXIST !

Zubber, she's got the right idea. Children are vastly overrated.

I think that child is dead and the parents did it.

benwj, I received a letter in the UK on 16 January 2011 which was posted 5 miles away on 22 December 2010. It was a medical appointment for my daughter for 13 January 2011, nothing serious thankfully just injections.

zubber wrote:But..but ..mother of beth, Such sentiments would lead to the extinction of the human race

Mother of Beth and two others Either that Zubber, or keep them in cupboards till they're all grown up.

Zubber, there was something mighty strange about that case.

I don't know why people get stressed about their teenagers being on Facebook. As long as it's not 24/7. My daughter and her friends all have FB pages and I have friend requests from them all the time. Some of the stuff they write is highly amusing. They have great senses of humour! There's no harm i...

That's more like a sentence, that what those Pakistanis should have got in the UK, deportation.

I think if the parents did, not ruling it out though. I think they would be more than happy for the media attention to die down by now instead of keep going at it. BTW what ever happened to the American girl who disappeared in Aruba a while back ? DDS did you know the the McCanns have paid their mo...

Wow!
Anyways back to Elton John! According to the media, Elton and David don't know which is the father of little Zac (I think that's the name!)
It's obviously a turkey baster job. Do you think they both knocked one out and gave it a good stir?

sage & onion wrote:Does anyone seriously believe anything that is written in the "Sun"?

what a random post Sage, have you been on the sauce again? Anyways I totally agree! Who reads that comic? I'm a Daily Mail reader myself.

Gold-digger - Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man's bank account than she does about the man. Source - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=golddigger Not referring to anybody here, just posting a definition of the wo...

sage & onion wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:

kanelli wrote:uaekid, Bethsmum, event horizon - hardly a long list.

It can't be working K.

Probably something the Moderator did or didn't do!

Oh Sage, you haven't disabled it have you? I thought I was the only one disabled here! (Get back DDS! you shouldn't mock the afflicted!) LOL

sage & onion wrote: "an albino, small, with a pink face, poor eyesight, and a head too large for his body

Sounds as if he should play for West Ham

desertdudeshj wrote:Reminded, mores like never forgot

Thinks, more like knows

DDS if you have a nice big expensive car, BM might even give you a sniff.

I'm sorry to hear that Joe, I hope you are enjoying your weekend. Well I am fine but Beth has had a bit of an accident. At her soiree the other night she was performing for, I mean dancing with, the rugby lads and she dislocated her knee! Painful! One of the lads just popped it back in for her but s...