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desertdudeshj wrote:FD you gotta do better with your insults mate.
Take a clue from your bud BM !

And I'm learning from your master and I must say I'm improving by the day!

There's nothing as ugly as a disgruntled Muslim, a suicide bomber in the making Symm?

desertdudeshj wrote:Ever heard the saying call a spade a spade, eh ?

Sorry, please elaborate. Please don't speak in riddles, let everyone know exactly what you mean and then I will answer you. Are you now suggesting I'm a mass murderer or a terrorist?

LOL very creative, :roll: . I do hope that the person you're cheerleading understands the analogies - she prefers plain speaking, dontyaknow? :) Not as creative as this though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHc-U2FNHk da da daaa da da da ;) Cheers, Shafique Credit where credits due, to quote DDS,...

desertdudeshj wrote:Nah ! I heard it was going to be a blast so I thought I'd give it a shot

You'll not be entitled to any virgins! Not lusting after busty blondes in your sleep and admitting to it on a public forum! Allah be praised!

I'm loving the game of 'guess the contents the previous post based on the reply' - I'm sure the real posts are less witty than the one's I'm imagining. I think I'm starting to understand the 'bitter bhais' of this world now - ignoring the facts and evidence does make for a more interesting point of...

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif Sometimes BM, that extremely vivid imagination of yours really doesn't do you any favours ! Please explain what you mean by calling a spade a spade.-- Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:28 pm -- :) I think the problem is that perhaps the article is too long, p...

Bah ! forget it the moment is lost now LOL But if you insist and just so that you don't go off on another paranoia fueled trip. Spade=Terroist=Loughner. On a side note, seriously where did you get the slightest hint that "calling a spade a spade" was somehow implying your a mass murderer ...

You've got to be a player to know how to play.

Is that near Karama?

desertdudeshj wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:Credit where credits due, to quote DDS,

Excuse me maam but its "credit is given where credit is due" hope you don't mind

Maam, that's what my sheep say. the word you are looking for is ma'am.

Don't call me luv, you peasant.

-- Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:33 pm --

And no, I didn't google grunt. I prefer to call our soldiers heros. A term you will never be familiar with.

Hey, if the cap fits, wear it!

Is it the same cup that Iran won Iraq last night? At least the Iraqis don't have to incur the wrath of any of the Hussein clan this time, on their return to Iraq. To be honest the Asian Cup isn't being reported in the UK, well much I'm still watching the cricket, 20/20! C'mon Engerland. PS I think ...

desertdudeshj wrote:Peasant ! LOOOOL

Shaf you peasant you ! or did she mean pheasant, Specially with the Geordie to Engerlish translations problems. I've just hoping google is doing a good job of translating my Dari properly !

No, it was definately peasant. Low life or peasant? No definately peasant.

shafique wrote:^LOL - major SOH failure!

BM - You're not Alf Garnet's love child by any chance are you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOhXpmozpbE

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKy4RHf ... re=related

Cheers,
Shafique

At least I have a sense of humour Rag.

The fatwa on BM has been recinded and she is allowed to post again! BM is back with avengence! The only problem being that I'm not allowed an avatar! I'm kind of flattered by that! It shows I'm perceived as dangerous! What man doesn't like a dangerous woman :lol: :lol: My cunning plan, suggested by ...

Welcome back BM. Maybe you can be allowed one of these avatar: 1. The Pope 2. Sheikh Mo hello Ambassador! Unfortunately I'm allowed neither! I was hoping to have Sheikh Hamdan, his face is all over the rear windsreens of 4x4's, or the body of David Beckham, which I wish was all over BM but I'm afra...

sage & onion wrote:Welcome back

Where's the smiley face? LOL

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Ambassador wrote:Took you longer to type the post than it takes Westeners to get a license - without a test!

I took a test, it was a joke compared with the Driving Test in UK, so what is the point?

Good for you, Marty...

Feldman?

Things have moved on since I posted that, Sage. The Qataris have said that they will not ask that the tournament be played in the winter, nor will it be spread over the ME. It will be played in the summer in Qatar, The Qatari gadgy in charge of their FA has his sights on being chairman of FIFA when ...

Of course! i like the French.

Bobby even has his own memorial day, website and blog. Greyfriars Bobby Day is on January 14th.

Of course! i like the French. :wink: Must be because of the wine :roll: No it isn't actually Sage, my favourite wine is Australian. :D-- Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:26 am -- It could of course be factored into the season with a winter break for the World Cup. I really wonder why they are now thinking to cha...

Just because the office isn't open to the public it doesn't mean that they aren't working. When my friend used to work for the Government full time, he worked from 7.30am till around 6pm. But having said that he could always slip out for a 2 hour 'meeting' with me at Starbucks, or a 3 hour lunch at ...

So what's new DDS? My employer (the British Government) has tightened up in the last few years, but it wasn't that long ago that the lads popped out to get their cut and put a bet on and the ladies popped out for a sausage roll. We all covered for one another.

They could ban it altoghter tommorow and I wouldn't be bothered infact I'd support that decision. Sorry mate, us infidels need our juice. It is as social as sheesha is to the arab folk. I don't mean necessarily getting all BM'ed every weekend (well, most), but a BBQ would not be the same without a ...

candyrider wrote:Boooo... I wanted someone to say, "screw your career, you're so young. come enjoy life here and stop getting worked up about work!"

I wanted to but didn't want to trash your topic

Welcome back BM. :D BTW that picture of Jane whats her face that you posted looks a bit strange to me - is that her rib cage below the bra - looks very odd - or maybe thats how women looked like back then!! -- Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:09 pm -- Maybe my vision just went funny cos I was staring... Why tha...