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Oh Bora Bora Bora, BM laughs a lot but this exceeded all expectations! Poor DDS! Life is indeed a b1tch! (and then you marry one!) DDS, don't be down hearted! BM still loves you! Big cuddle from me!! Stand up and be a man! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I'm not laughing at you, promise. P...

I don't know one person who would consider converting to Islam, but there again i live in a really nice part of England, 99% white and proud. The only muslim at my place of work sits like a frightened rabbit in the corner and daren't say boo because her husband isn't there to instruct her what to sa...

TJ, I would like to see the proof of this, it ain't happenin where i live. The only reason why Cherie Blair's sister where's that get up is because she is getting fatter by the day and it hides her lard ar$e. She used to be a regular news reviewer on Sky news, I've only seen her once since she decid...

Oh Zonker! so so so funny!

I would think that the reason it got moved was that DDS himself posted a youtube link to a Hitler spoof where he was 'F' in and 'C' in, foul language that gets it sent to the sin bin. DDS is not as daft as he looks.

Actually aren't they trying to get rid of people from the sub-continent? Heard they've stopped issuing visas for Pakistan altogether. But Canadians would not announce that they are not giving visas to Pakistanis (they just wont issue them visas). Besides, most of the Canadians in this part of the w...

What about knitting breasts? Apparantly they are useful to new mothers, useful in teaching them how to breast feed.

^Hey, BM - you may have missed the main point of the articles - the Muslims converts are white. So '99% white and proud' does not exclude the Muslim converts. Given your views about Muslims - perhaps one or two of your white colleagues are Muslim and are just hiding it from you? :) I'm not sure how...

There's definately a missing link, Drew.

lauren booth.jpg This is her TJ, you can't see her rear, I couldn't find one, she hides it under that ridiculous get up. I said she was a loser, she has just declared herself bankrupt, taking the easy route. She should have stuck to normal, continued at Sky news and struggled to pay her debts like ...

zubber wrote:Ambassador - You need to add "Making Peace" with a staunch enemy to your list too

Zubber, I don't agree with you there. There should be no staunch enemies on an internet forum.

adnankj wrote:Well it looks as if England are going to wrap up the series tomorrow morning. Pinch me, I must be dreaming!

i'm still not sure whether we were spectacularly good or the Aussies bad! I LOL'd at the run out! The Barmy Army were the stars. Rule Britania.

Zubber! really! You make it sound as if women should put up with extra marital affairs! Would men do the same I wonder? BTW it was discussed on another topic whether marriage could survive an affair and I said I thought there was worse than a sexual encounter with another in a marriage. To be honest...

Zubber, BM doesn't like all those stats, I would rather hear your personal view than downloading FAQs from t'internet! Let's see your personality! Much more exciting than all those boring FAQs!

Yep, its all over, bar the shouting and the fat lady is warming up her vocal chords (No, not you BM :lol: ). What a discrace. Worse performance in the history of the ashes. Credit where credits due, England were top class. i do beg your pardon benwj! BM is not a lard as$e contra to popular opinion!...

Zubber, BM doesn't like all those stats, I would rather hear your personal view than downloading FAQs from t'internet! Let's see your personality! Much more exciting than all those boring FAQs! BM, I am a mere mortal prone to errors of the human mind, My own opinions mean nothing, However to fulfil...

And what a remarkable set of teeth he has! Yes, he has nailed Miss Hurley, he is indeed a legend! She had access to all that Indian money and she opted for Shane. I've heard his ball skills are amazin. And what about Mr Collingwood? he is from the same neck of the woods as BM. he is bowing out on a ...

zubber wrote:Ok Bethany's mother, In the future I will endeavor to express things in a clear manner , just say "when"

when


BTW as an after thought! How did you know my very beautiful daughter was called Bethany? (named after a lovely town in Isreal)

Zubber! BM doesn't know whether you are familiar with BBC TV (other channels are available) but I thought I would share with you an interlectual (can't spell it after a few Chardonnays) view of Carol Vorderman. This was posted on youtube by a friend of a friend of BM. LOL (if you aren't aware of CV,...

desertdudeshj wrote:Or as its currently called Al Eziariya ( Of Lazerus ) in West Bank, Palestine.

Errr I wouldn't have called her Al whatever would I? I nearly called her Chardonnay, as she was conceived under the influence of.

Ambassador, surely you must have uploaded the CD to your ipod thro' a computer, may be thro' itunes? I can't think of any other way you could have done it. Therefore you must have the track on your computer. Go back to itunes and put a blank CD in your computer and burn the track/s on to the CD. Sor...

BTW good to see you again. Thought you'd "slipped out" without handing me that can of timmies ! No one is slipping out without first getting his court dirhams! And funny you mention it, but 'slip out" season starts in 2 weeks. I might do a trial run just for giggles. After a bit too ...

Stressful day for BM at the seat of Government today! At around 4.30pm last night a member of BM's team presented her with a problem. One of BM's team is Hannah, a little blonde piece weighing about 6 and a half stone wet through with BIG BIG issues. Hannah must cycle 5 miles every morning, come hai...

No, BM. I mentioned months ago that there is a way easier way to pull a Herve. DDS just reminded me of it. I'm not going anywhere for a while, no worries. Besides, I can't leave my flat in the condition it is in. Will likely take 2 months to get the footprints off the ceiling and get rid of all the...

Sepp Blatter said tonight that the tournament will be played in the winter in Qatar in 2022. A major change to previous World Cups. How will England cope? We don't have a winter break. Major changes ahead, if we qualify of course.
FIFA continue to make it up as they go along.

Shaf must be sleeping, or having dinner at Allah's Snackbar! LOL

It makes me sick to the stomach when the halocaust is denied. My grandfather was the liberating sargeant major into Bergen-Belsen. Try telling him, when he was alive, there was no halocaust. He suffered for years afterwards about the many Jews he killed with kindness, feeding the Jews on the brink o...

Honey came in and he caught me red-handed Creeping with the boy next door Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had Given him an extra key All this time he was standing there he never took his eyes off me How you can grant the man access to yo...

Well done DDS

COD 4? What the hell is that? Can you play it on Nintendo DS?