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No worries TJ, Chocs and Sage have never been fans of BM

Bora Bora wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Damn ! I've got to watch what I say in my sleep now. I'm made love to many a lusty blonde in my dreams ! Would explain the morning wood ! Should I be stoned now !!!!

Were you on a shag rug in front of a fire after sharing a bottle of Chardonnay???

LMAO Bora!

gertrude wrote:NO WAY!!!!!

Wow, you make it sound like an illness! Do you have Chlamydia BM? NO WAY!!!!! LOL

Well at least you can think Sage, I thought you spent most of your time writing about the person above you.

benwj, the Barmy Army had me singing along too. 'He's got more runs that you'!! JT V The Aussies.

Show me someone who isn't racist in some way. They don't exist.

Zonker, did you have a bad experience in England or something? I don't think it could have been all that bad as I remember you refering to having some white women. Why are you singling my country out as being racist? We are no different from a host of other European countries, like France, Denmark a...

I can see you are still considering your self as a western my friend :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAOSMMTFIMC-- Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:04 am -- after all those years I'm still trying to get that image out of my head !!! I know what you mean DDS!! When you described dreaming of a busty blonde and waking u...

Arise Sir Paul!

Off topic Tico! Man City are knocking on the door. Big up Super Mario

Zonker, thank you, I think. Not quite the reaction I expected but i will take your good wishes in good faith :D Yes, lets have a meet up in Dubai, I'm sure I could keep you entertained over a glass or two of Chardonnay! May be you don't drink? In that case I'm sure I could keep you entertained over ...

It's New Year's Eve and hopes are high Dance one year in, kiss one goodbye Another chance, another start So many dreams to tease the heart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPt2fuW3sYI Such a lovely song written by one of Britains ugliest mongers Andrew Lloyd Webber. Seriously DFers I wish everyone all...

I'm sure you wouldn't disappoint Zonker Happy New Year to you x

Well Tico, no NY honour for any of the cricketers. It came a bit late for Mrs Queen to sort it I reckon. The only sportsman that has been honoured is some Irish golfer. I don't like golf, I'd rather watch me kettle boil. The honours, this year, all seem to have gone to boringly normal people. I had ...

No Tico, she is not, Casa BM is a strictly blue zone, no MU fans here. She even has the shirt, with her favourite, Adebayour, on the back. Although it has become BM's night attire of late, it's very cold here and the Chanel No5 alone wasn't keeping BM warm enough :D BTW Happy Birthday Sir Alex, and ...

Shaf, it's the time of year that makes you nostalgic, I always remember the Andy Williams Show at this time of year. It was lovely, they all gathered around on Christmas Eve, in big jumpers and sang carols while decorating the tree. The vision was ruined for me when it was revealed that Andy's wife ...

Tico! Stoke? Wow! Robbie Williams country! I can't be doing with him tho', Take That shouldn't have taken him back. Yes you are right Stoke isn't that far away from BM or Manchester. There was BM imaginin you were in some exotic location and you are in Stoke!! Give 'us a shout when Citeh play Utd an...

Zonker, I am so pleased that you aknowledge that not all Brits are racist. BM had a friend who has a friend that is black

-- Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:45 am --

I'm only joking Zonker! BM prefers a light Med tan to a lilly white Brit anyday

BM, warmest feelings for you on this first day of the brand New Year! :D I was also checking up on why BMWs have transmission problems, for your sake. But I think we are drifting off topic! :lol: Britain has given so much to this planet of which they can be proud, so it would be churlish of me to l...

Qatar is in the news a lot in the UK because of their success in the World Cup bid. The BBC news presenters always amuse me when they refer to Ka-Tar being a stones throw away from Jew-bye. I can't say I have noticed the BBC refering to Ka-Ta as Cutter. The English language is not easy to master and...

^^^ should know that Newcastle Utd are also showing an interest, but you may be right. I can't see him heading to the Toon.

kanelli wrote:Well, I imagine tax collectors are never popular

Only when you're giving it back K

:lol: Not Eye-ran, most of the time they say Eye-run!!! And well I m curious how many of you native english speakers can speak any other language than English?! Mel I'm ashamed to say I can't speak anything else but English, even though my teachers tried hard enough. I got A's in GCE French and Ger...

Well we are about to witness the second day of the final test, weather permitting. The lads are doing a fine job taking out the convicts :D That Pakistani lad's mother didn't look too pleased when he was caught out! The first Muslim to play for Australia, quite a nice looking lad, born in Pakistan a...

Where's improve my spelling?

Where's improve my spelling? right below "get a life'... LOL. Lose is spelt lose.-- Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:51 pm -- I m doing all of the above now!! so for me it will be to continue all of the above and get out of Iran! Aw Mel, that's such a shame that you think that way about your country. I hope...

I m doing all of the above now!! so for me it will be to continue all of the above and get out of Iran! Aw Mel, that's such a shame that you think that way about your country. I hope things improve soon for you and your people. Thanks BM, I love my country, I just don't like the government! :wink: ...

@ Bora. Bora, near where BM lives we have a fair every year, It's called Appleby Horse Fair and is very famous indeed. All the gypes from all over the UK and Ireland visit for a week, well it's two actually if you include the days before and after the fair. Everything must be nailed down in advance ...

drewpeacock wrote:And nobody wants to inot Dubai???????

Is it an offence to inot?

No Drew, you are getting mixed up with muffin the mule.

Ambassador wrote:Thinking about it

http://improveverywhere.com/missions/th ... bway-ride/

Ambassador, are you aware that there is also a 'Take your pants for a Walk Day'? It is on July 27th. I always celebrate that day.