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Bethsmum

Well that DDS is where you are wrong, yet again. From what I know of Bora, I don't believe she would throw her religion at me and therefore how would I know she was a Muslim, if indeed that is what she is? In truth I do know what religion Bora is and I have to say that had she not told me, I wouldn'...

Bethsmum

But not boring enough for you to ignore, munchkin

What is it Winston Churchill said, better to be abused than ignored? BTW I got that off your French 'mate' Herve!

Bethsmum

busa wrote:You have made me miss England you tart

My pleasure

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desertdudeshj wrote:That would be BM I guess

You must hold the record for being wrong so many times in one day.......sweetie

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I'm going to order your book! (BM, unfortunately I do lack half of my sense of humour unless I'm :drunken: :lol: ) Yes, K. do treat yourself to Herve's book and I guarantee you will not be diappointed. I didn't even need my glass of Chardonnay to keep me amused, Mr Jaubert does it all for me :drunk...

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@Zonker, Another non Brit who is getting his knickers in a twist about my voting habits, how amusing. Its a good thing there is a "rest of the world" out there. British Imperialism is a thing of the past. Your (Not So) Royal Family is a bunch of perverts and faggots maintained at the tax-p...

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Oh BM! More scorn!...."Non Brit", "claim for housing benefit turned down", "bumming it in the UK", I cant take this anymore!! Well, for your info, non of the above, except that I am proud to be a Non Brit! Now, if that is all that has turned you into a BNP voter..........

Bethsmum

Sorry Shaf, but in the cold light of day, when I go on the London Underground or anywhere else crowded for that matter, who am I sneaking a glance at? It's just the way of the world at the moment. I lived in London in the early 70's. When I went in a pub in those days, I used to freeze if I heard an...

Bethsmum

Shaf, can you explain to me why it is that when anyone expresses an opinion here that differs from yours, DDS or Zonker's that they are silly, racist or a white supremacist? Have you looked at how few people contribute to this topic? When anyone joins in they are given a label. It's no wonder people...

Bethsmum

@shaf, you can't help yourself can you? If it doesn't match your opinion , it is silly.

@Zubber, this topic was started to make me see the error of my ways. It's reinforced them if anything.

Bethsmum

Shaf, you are a little sweetie, I simply cannot argue with a man that says the word 'Fornication' LOL
Who says that in 2010? Fornication. Fornication. I love that word! The verb would be 'to fornicate'. LMAO

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They must have been having a senior moment to make you a mod.

Bethsmum

:lol: Oh thats the story of my life Ms Bora! :lol: :mrgreen: Never know what the ladies actually want :roll: . More smileys, of course! :lol: :lol: :lol: And a wink for sarcasm. :wink: Yes, ma'am! Got it! And Ms BM: :lol: I agree with you about 'Fornication'. Lets just say: fornicate the BNP and al...

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Tiger cat? you're getting me mixed up with your other lover Bora, this is BM here. I hear you are asking permission to be able to ban as a senior mod. LMAO.

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Shame DDS isn't as juicy as his eye ball

Bethsmum

so you expect prices to stay the same forever ? But since your acting all British in DF , why don't you go live there, electricity bills are going up 60 % :D UAEkid, you have missed DDS's latest attempt to be anything else but Pakistani when he refered to Vegimite in a post. You need to keep up KId...

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I maintain it is your webcam when replying to one of my finest.

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Yes Joe, me and Shaf have discussed Shameless on a number of occasions. I always recommend watching from behind a cushion, especially for someone refering to sha&&ing as Fornication. Bless.

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Even more off topic, I rather like Redknapp's son. Jamie could leave his slippers under BM's bed any night

Well done Spurs.
I worry for Newcastle's future with that fat fu&&er at the helm

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Yes Joe, BM is a shallow mott

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Nite nite Joe, I'd better go, the Chardonnay is kickin in

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Reckon? Not from where I'm sitting Big Red Lsmmtuafimc

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Bora Bora wrote:
Ambassador wrote:I have a horrific cold - not pig flu - and it seems to be going around. Anyone else?

Tis the season.

For man flu.
Ambassador, BM will pop round and rub some lard on your chest to ease congestion and you'll be as right as rain in no time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uDw1oiNIKk

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Ambassador! Can't you send your private jet for me? I'd be there in a crack

I've got me pot of goose grease warmin in the rayburn as I type.

BTW it's not you I feel sorry for on that flight, it's those other poor passengers. I hope you get quarantined in First.

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zubber wrote:LMAO !! , She aint that bad, She a total MILF

Zubber, do calm down, you are putting BM of her porridge.

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I think this may be one for DDS but if anyone else can give some much needed advice, it would be much appreciated. And here is my problem. This morning BM had cause to leave her gaff at early o'clock to go 'up North' to Scotchland. I'm not really partial to that daft accent but had no choice to go a...

Bethsmum

Thanks DDS, I'll try anything once!

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@Zubber, she isn't a MILF but a GILF, i think you'll find! (perv) LOL

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@Tom, BM tries to entertain and hopes to continue, BTW the shag pile awaits! Note to Zubber, Shag pile, a Brit term for carpet. TJ said in a previous post that he would like to share a glass of her favourite Chardonnay in front of the fire. @Joe, BM works for the British Government, and therefore mu...

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