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OK Folks, First of all, you must be very young to ask such question but then profesionals can help, I ain't one but if there are good guys around here they might be able to put few tricks to assist you to be a good female player... :wink: For me, this is what I do.. LOVE THEM AND LIVE THEM!! very si...

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by the way, what happen to my download thread?

women play men all the time!

ok Ladies!!! This queestion is for you, Lets say if you are driving from work/school to your home..... And on the way while you are driving home at the same time You have a Lose motion mean diohrea! It is very bad! even your stomach is hurting And You just Cant wait to reach home and throw the Bombs...

Someone told me Sharaf DG is having an Special offer on Opening ;

If you cant find it in Sharaf, then you get it for FREE!



Someone pls tell me if this is true?????

oh arniegang, you just got urself a new bentley.

























NOT!

I don't know if you guys noticed this!. Once you dated a female she stuck on you like a Koala!. I have several females I dated long ago, then I dumped them but they keep on coming back to me, wanting to date me again and again, following me where I work and in areas I normally go for good time. I fi...

Ok Folks!!! Lets say that you are driving in a car with a pretty girl, Its your first date and you want to make a special Impression, You want everything to go well.... But when you go to a the restaurent, and some gangsters would come and they start teasing you! and poke at you! What would you do?

I told these gangster to meat me somewhere and we will settle the score, but they refused....


then they told me; fcuk off!


I got angry,



I left the restaurent.

Medvezhonok wrote:I don't know which "restaurent" you went to, but my advice is next time go to one which is devoid of poking and teasing gangsters

It was Hardees on umm sequim rd.

The Thing is I wanted to impress this girl, So I know that Girls like sensitive guys! So I became sensitive! I wore a a Red Jeans with a Pinky Shirt, also I put coco nut Oil in my hair!!!!! So those gangster were pissed with me actaully becoz i looked a Womens favorite #1 man! So they became jealous!

Ok Folks, Here we go again, I hate this movie pirates of carribean 3, I just cant stand the acting of johnny deep and all other weird characters!!! I hate this movie with a passion!!!! :x I went to see it with my girlfriend 2days ago, I couldnt believe it... the movie was going on as it could go on!...

Can someone please tell me what else is there in UAE we can do???



Besides movie and shisha!

My dearest friends, I need your help!, you know I m not used to date women here, so my western style is simply present a woman with a rose or send her roses at her place and the girl goes WoW!!. I m now attracted to this woman from a rich family here. She likes me too but I need to present her somet...

hey hipotomus!!!


what if your girlfriend becomes a fat chick later u married her?

what will u dO?


If i was u, i wud make a thread now and ask some ppl about it!

as long as some good ppl are still around here.

satan-the-redeema wrote:It is Now more Preferable for"Westerners" to travel Kyrgyzstan than to travel dubai

Ref; BBC/CNN the newest hot travel destination

So go and Travel there! No one is Stopping You...! or what??

Tropic23 wrote:

I read your posting.

.....thanks for wasting my time, you double D!!

You double SARGEFGADGGFSJGJSDKJSADHWGDHJGW!!!


Go figure it out what i meant!

Chocoholic wrote:Clearly you're only in it for the money, not the romance. So I say 'boooo' to you and leave the girl alone.

So why are women attracted to men with porshe????? just like flys with sugar candys!!!!

ok bonk! I will download the movie to see the more bit!


i wanted to leave as early as possible.

M! wrote:that are you ever to dumb to hit the keyboard properly.... not more not less

IQ? 3
(even a duck has 4 and red pullover 5)

M!,

I can smell a fish out of you!!. What's up duddY!!

Anyway, this is how we can differenciate between duddies and smart guys!! You know what I mean

EyeCandyDiva wrote:Voted my two fav, funniest reply on this thread! I am LMAO

The funniest Post will be the One that I will write about!

When I read the Headlines of this thread, I thought its about doing multiple things in bed!



men shud multi task! if they wish to make women happy