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One of the few times I read your posts till the end Jonkers. Quite amusing! ( you never mentioned the simulators once )

aprilbeckhum wrote:You can contact to the property agent, they will help you out and will suggest you accordingly.

Stay away from Smith and Ken Real Estate.

What ever you do, do not approach Smith and Ken to rent, let, sell or buy a property. I have had a lot of dealings with this company. Their mortgage advisor owes me nearly dhs5000 in unpaid rent. He used the excuse that he had not been paid. This was a lie. His CEO emailed me copies of his wage slip...

Jonkers wrote: Here's an Op-Ed from one of the more credible USA papers about the theory of the Simulators! I hope you will read.

Nope.

The last earthquake in Dubai was probably in 2004. It was the week before last actually. Two inside a week. Not everyone felt it, but they did in Mirdiff There was an earthquake in Pakistan in 2005 I think. A tower of flats collapsed and the young son of a colleague of mine was trapped in the basem...

It was the biggest earth quake in 50 years, it was felt in all UAE. It was felt as far as in Dehli. --- Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:19 pm --- I didn't felt others, but this one I felt too. chandeliers in the living room were swinging. Ohhh! Chandeliers in the living room! That sounds well posh! I've always...

^^^oh do shut up. You haven't f'd anyone. He doesn't read this forum. Get a life.

^^^^with Spurs scoring 3 in 5 minutes......pretty hacked off!

This is a very somber topic. I hope EH isn't reading it.

I have it on good authority that FD has completed his first marathon today.

Well done FD! I am in awe of you. I would have loved to say I had completed a marathon in my lifetime.

Excellent work! How are the feet? If you are watching, please share your experience with DF.

Marathon running must be like giving birth to a baby. Hell at the time but the pain is soon forgotten.

When is your next marathon FD?

The next one is planned for October, in Amsterdam. Although during the last half hour yesterday I told myself "never, never again", today I am already looking forward to it Exactly like child birth :P First I take a some time to recover, starting coming weekend in Amsterdam Ah! a celebrat...

Its all in the game Sage. You have to take the good with the bad. You will understand that, being a Hammers fan!

sage & onion wrote:BMreformed ,



So when will FD give birth?

Now that would be a miracle! Much like me running a marathon.

^^isn't that what I said? Its been a long day...

Where's my double barrelled shotgun?

You need some special card to use metro and local buses in Dubai, which was not available anywhere at that time. Why the hell do they make it so complicated? Can't a person be allowed to just BUY a ticket and travel happily whenever he wants to travel? You can buy the card at the pay point at any m...

I watched Louis Suarez bite an opponent whilst he was playing for Liverpool yesterday. I could not believe my eyes. He bent towards the Chelsea player and sunk his teeth into his arm. I then learnt that it wasnt the first time Suarez had done it. On the evening news, tonight, they showed a clip of h...

Dash7 wrote:Yeaaa agree.lhes gorgeous..but not more gorgeous than sheikh hamdan...

Yes Sheikh Hamdan is very nice I have to agree. I think this man beats him, just.

Webster wrote:you can always request money in old fashion style

That's quite difficult when you are 4000 miles away.

^^^^is hoping for a win today!!

^^^expected that result

^^^isnt disappointed with the result. Unlike my Newcastle United friends and theirs (I hate anything red and that includes Liverpool)

Beth only eats beige food.

^^^claret seems to be THE colour of the moment! Aston Villa 6 Sunderland 1

Jonkers wrote:Well, it was intended to make Sage laugh

Oh I see. You're trying to be sexist. That went right over my head. I don't have any issues in being a woman. I can run rings round most men.

amal231 wrote:Yes I too have this habit of cleaning my table before leaving.

Excellent!

amal231 wrote:YES years ago I was bitten by a rat while sleeping.

Anyone Amal, not anything

But thanks for sharing, did you need any medical treatment for that bite?

^^^as did Dormund!