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Happy St Patricks Day, Sage. Did you go out and celebrate anywhere nice?

Funny story Jonkers. ( I do wish you'd chose a decent username!) Personally I don't have any enemies. It takes effort to hate and I haven't met many who can stir that feeling in me. Mostly I find people irritating, like that itch you can't scratch. But enemies, no. Not even on DF. Never had anybody ...

my ipad

My FA Cup semi final tickets!!!!!

I'm sure he missed something.

They call them 'old people' where I come from.

There was a lot of unsold shirts when Balotelli left City. There are now a lot of African kids wearing City shirts with Balotelli on their back.

OAPs

FlyingDutchman wrote:

BMreformed wrote:My FA Cup semi final tickets!!!!!

Wow, impressive!

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I have friends in high places!

Discounts are mind boggling FD! I was in Heathrow Duty Free this morning, where I spent £145. The nice man asked me if I wanted to buy some L'occtaine (I think this is how you spell it) hand cream which was half price. I politely declined. He then told me if I bought it for £6.50 I could save £10. T...

I'm Beth's Mum. That makes me a woman

Barasti!!!!!

FlyingDutchman wrote:http://cheezburger.com/47079169

I give in, women are the stronger gender.

If only giving birth took 2 hours!

I have had 3 children. I never had any drugs for pain relief during their births and no stitches either. Lol.

Jonkers, you have never ever been to Barasti. Your wife would never allow it.

^^do you understand any of it?

ririfenty wrote:

BMreformed wrote:Jonkers, you have never ever been to Barasti. Your wife would never allow it.

Why won't his wife allow it?

He has a big thumb print in the middle of his forehead

That sounds a bit boring. How about Rock Bottom in Bur Dubai? I was there last night. Well sleazy.

Jonkers wrote:Meeting in a coffee shop is so teenager-ish!
So my vote goes to BM on this; I've hit Rock Bottom

That makes two of us.

Tonight we paid a visit to the Music Room at the Majestic Hotel in Bur Dubai. It promotes up and coming musicians.
Beth's Emirate rapper friend, Bunny J was making an appearance.
He was great. I loved him. Well done Bunny J.

^^^you seem angry. Take a deep breath and breattttthhhhhhh.

sage & onion wrote:How long are you in Dubai for?

I will send you a pm in case the enemy is watching

^^hello to you. I hope you aren't going to swear like that other nutter!

I love the Dubai World Cup. I didn't go this year but have been previously when it was at Nad Al Shaba. I love to see Sheikh Mohammed with his little daughters. He looks such a nice dad. If people want to get dressed up and have a few drinks, I say good luck to them. As long as no one gets hurt, I d...

bigboss wrote:if it was England ya but not an Islamic country

Move to Saudi then.

They will have all melted in this heat! Just had a thought. They might not be chocolate. We have paste eggs in the UK. They are eggs from hens) which are cooked with onion skins to change their colour. Where I live in England this is a tradition of 'carling Sunday' the week before Easter (palm Sunda...

^^^do you only speak bullshit or can you do English too?

^^thanks for clearing that up!!

^^^hahaha!

What you say is perfectly true Jonkers. The only problem is that we dont have any industry now in the UK to speak of. British Steel has gone, the mines have been closed, the Utility companies make huge profits at the publics expense and so do the banks. As for British Rail, it's owned by foreign com...

desertgirl335 , I don't think finding a card on your door step will temp many husbands or boyfriends to give them a call and get them to pop round for a 'chat'. If your husband or boyfriend is that way inclined, they will stray anyway. Live and let live. I never feel threatened by prostitutes. We'v...