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BMreformed wrote:They'll be watching though. I can guarantee it

Back of the net!

Oh don't feel left out munchkin!

If you can't be interesting, try a bit of humour. It takes less facial muscles to smile than it does frown.

Alternatively keep your bitter comments in FC.

You don't say where it's located.

I think you were consigned to the naughty step once or twice. You've got to go some to catch up with me though.

^^^should pay his electricity bills!!

I also go fishing occasionally too. We tend to throw back the small fry we catch, especially the bitter and twisted variety that tend that are just annoying to other fish. ;) :) Do you go fishing often? Caught anything lately?? :alien: :alien: Cheers, Shafique I have no idea why DDS is so bitter an...

You sound like Victoria Beckham, Ambassador. She jets all over to get her extensions done, always by the same hairdresser.

Princess Diana used to fly him to her. Now that's class

desertdudeshj wrote:You see shaf, the word Cent means 100, like in century i.e a hundred years and pede means legs, so put 2 and 2 toghter. See now that was "interesting" wasn't it !

Damn interesting this DF is nowadays !!!

Did you have to google that?

Thank you for the welcome Ambassador! It's nice to be back as BM. If I was German I'd want to be from Bavaria where those fräulein's can handle four steins at once. Now that's what I call a woman! --- Oct 11, 2012 --- BM is German??? And all this time I thought she was Czech!! :oops: That's like say...

^^ Goede morgen mijn vriend!

If that's rubbish, blame google translate. I could do German but Dutch is beyond me.

Ooops. Not as clever as he thought he was.

Definitely no shaving of armpits for men!

Tell us how you cope with food in the freezer!

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pioneer817 wrote:where is Emirates concrete batching plant Hospital ?

I diagnose Tourette syndrome

Everyday there are more shocking stories emerging about Sir Jimmy Savile. For those who don't know, Sir Jimmy was a Radio 1 DJ turned philanthropist. It seems he liked young girls through out his life. He was never married and lived with his mother, who he called The Duchess. As he earned millions a...

I read about this attack which took place in the Swat Valley. The armed men entered her school bus and asked which girl she was. As they weren't sure, they shot two girls. I'm not sure what happened to the other one but the 14 year old was shot in the head but as by a miracle, she survived. She was ...

^^^oh I don't know! He had a bit of a rant about the Metro recently. Apart from that, the most interesting thing he wrote was that he posted from 'the can'. I take it that this is an Americanism for the toilet. Rather too much information for me. I hope he doesn't get type and wipe mixed up

^^^likes his Birds Eye Fish Fingers!

desertdudeshj wrote:Still head of the cheer leading squad, eh sagey

Oh for the good old days when Sage used to say jump and DDS asked, how high?

I found out tonight, that in my case, it's frogs! When I think about it, I get shivers down my spine. I had been out tonight for half an hour and when I returned I opened my door to say hello to Alfie. Alfie is our dog who is also my avatar (pictured wearing his Man City shirt). Alfie is always plea...

I received an email this morning with some very sad news. I thought I'd share it with you. Anyone who has been around DF for a little while will remember Tom Jones. The email, from a friend of his, informed me that TJ had tragically died 10 days ago. The friend continued to say that Tom had been his...

Any married man worth his salt, would not go on the pull wearing a wedding ring.
Look for a telltale white mark where the ring was!

And militariy solution didn't work for IRA or Tamil Tigers The Tamil Tigers are currently inactive since the group was wiped out in 2009. Al Shabaab, al-Qaeda affiliated groups in Sinai and AQAP in Yemen have also been severely set back due to military operations. I think al Shabaab will be much mo...

I had a new experience today. Well the second time actually. I had my eyebrows threaded. It's a strange experience to be faced with an Indian woman with thread in her mouth and fingers inflicting pain and paying for it too. Those girls are amazing. A flick of their head and half of your eyebrow (or ...

You wouldn't be the only one on DF with Tourette's, Ambassador

Ambassador wrote:Any surgical procedure shown on film/tv

I refuse to have ITVs Ugliest Bodies on my TV. They aren't just touched with the ugly stick, more like beaten with it.

I do not want to look at people's piles. Why would you want them shown on national TV?

I've considered giving up mammal meat. I don't have a problem eating turkey or chicken, but any animal with an intelligence approaching a dog's I could definitely give up eating. I remember the scene from Powder where the hunter felt the deer's pain it shot as it was dying. I don't have a problem w...

^^^they do fish finger sandwiches in the trendiest bar in Penrith! You are invited to try!!

What's LTNS?

sage & onion wrote: Long Time No See

LTNS. LOL. Txt talk. PSML.