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Oh, i should get one then

[This is a joke that my Arab friend emailed me :)] WHITE WOMEN: >First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. >Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. >Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: >First Date: You both get blind drunk and have s...

Paranoid, the only advice I can give you is, wait till you are 18, then, move out of home and out of the country - maybe go study overseas at a western country where there is more help in this area. I do believe that it is not just a teenage phase as most of the gays I know all knew that they were g...

Dubai Knight wrote:
...save yourself the 500Dhs to have a poor representation of a butterfly on your arse...or wherever!

No farking butterflies for me thanks

XRW-147 wrote:Judging by the avatar [888] we have another Aussie in the house. Welcome!

Thx 147!

A64Venice wrote:

XRW-147 wrote:

A64Venice wrote:Top 3 women choices

1 - Brazlian
2 - Iranian
3 - Pakistani

You din quite finish dude:

1 - Wax
2 - Food
3 - Threads

errrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Ahem,...he meant:
1. Brazilian Wax
2. Iranian Food
3. Pakistani Threads

sharewadi wrote:UAE is expecting 15 million tourists annually by 2010 (or is it 2015)?

AD itself is expecting 12.2 million by 2010

my fav no.
8 is a good no. in the Chinese language. It means prosperity, or rather, it sounds like the character meaning prosperity in Chinese.
Triple 8 is even better

Go to http://www.e4me.ae/e4me/etisalat/portal and register. Then click "Mobile Services" https://www.e4me.ae/e4me/etisalat/login at the top right-ish side. Then choose "Recharge existing Wasel Account". Click "View & Continue". And then everything else is straight f...

oopss...sorry, i saw the "date joined" and thought it was the date of the post and i quickly edited it but you beat me to it!

Wafaey wrote:What r u guys talking about I'm lost

I'll tell u, i'll tell u. PM me.

The World....mmwaaahahahah...

Isn't there a way to block these kinda scams in this forum?

:o hellow everyone i am an international logistic company in Guangzhou China now we wanna to make a cooperation in Dubai in Express which what we want is a powerful and experienced express company being our agent in Dubai and also can be said as a hub in mideast and africa so if there is anyone int...

etisalat reach commercial especially the aussie "reach...bondi beach mate" (juz coz i'm from aust... )

every year on the day of my birthday, the world celebrates and it's always a holiday...yipee...

oz oz oz, oi oi oi!
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(China) - (Borneo) - Malaysia - Australia - UAE

Being an architect myself and being a Malaysian, I think I can give you the best opinion :wink: , at least about Dubai vs Malaysia. Depending on where you were educated and where you had your previous work experience, UAE is the heaven for architects! I was educated and had my working experience in ...

I get AED10,500/month for allowance in Abu Dhabi. In Dubai, one would expect higher allowance. However, this also depends on the company. Some companies will provide you with accommodation and certain allowance such as fuel, transportation (hire car), expenses, annual return tickets etc as reimburse...

Well... working in Dubai is not so bad afterall... i really appreciate your inputs 888 :) with those inputs above i should be able to set a decent expected salary and not to be worried much... Hopefully i'll be able to meet you in person :) No worries mate! Trust me, Dubai is heaven for architects....

LOL...I'm just being patriotic ...

I know three American high school teachers here and they told me their salaries are between AED7k-AED14K/month with shared accommodation included. However, their working hours are kinda short (like 4 days/week) and all of them give personal tuition at palaces for like AED100++/hr. Hope that helps :?...

:o hellow everyone i am an international logistic company in Guangzhou China now we wanna to make a cooperation in Dubai in Express which what we want is a powerful and experienced express company being our agent in Dubai and also can be said as a hub in mideast and africa so if there is anyone int...

Haven't watched any full game myself ...only watched the last 15 mins against Japan. Didn't know they play dirty though...am gonna try to catch the game on Mon vs. Italy...

D'oh.. .me box only has 5 pounds it! Well...looks like i'm a gambler.. .
We call this show "Deal or No Deal" in Aust

I'm going to say both!! Physically, definately there was hardly anyone that looked how I'd imagined them Agree...nice meeting you...although I don't sit around imagining how ppl woud look like in real life, I guess I can relate Zooter to u after meeting u :D although on the other hand, I wouldn't h...

Have you done it yet Have you done it yet

We call your future boss here "ring hair fag"..you'll c when you get here

cutielb wrote:...

The only one that i find suitable is T-shirt No9.



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Agreed fully. Others should be eliminated

^ian^ wrote:...

Also... what should I buy myself now that I'm 31?

buy yorky's nissan